On the edge of the forest, a coven of witches stirred their cauldron with bones, chanting for eternal cunning. Each full moon, they lured stray cats with enchanted fish, gently coaxing them close before scooping their brains with silver spoons. With every bite, the witches grew smarter and slyer—until even the stars spiraled wirh their schemes.

This is an angry wild pig with a mullet. Everything makes him mad when he skips his lexapro. His siri voice control of his podcasts aren’t fast enough. His tolerance for repeated podcast topics is too short. He cant handle lines at walmart or people who walk too slow.

I like scissor-tailed flycatchers because of their long forked tails that flow very gracefully in flight, making them one of the most elegant birds. Their soft pastel colors, with a mix of pale gray, salmon pink, and black are beautiful. I also admire their agility as they effortlessly catch insects midair, showing their incredible precision and skill.

This is a happy green monster with tiny yellow bird friends. I created this a long time ago and decided to improve the shading and hands. He is geeked up on coffee and it has stained his teeth yellow. He likes to spend his spare time playing monster hunter and watching ferrets on twitch.

Radiohead was huge in the ’90s when I was in school. They built on the wave Nirvana started, crafting their own dark, moody take on alternative rock. OK Computer was their masterpiece and remains one of my favorite albums to this day. This is their mascot, reimagined in 3D with red headphones. I’ve always pictured it as an evil alien robot, feeding on the flesh of devoted fans.

This is a radical 90s snowman shredding tricks on the extreme sports ski slope in his backyard in Utah. He is doing his best SSX ps2 tricks to impress the 90s snow women. He is wearing bright red glasses, has a spiky mohawk and a red and purple scarf.

This is a happy blue monster with four eyes. She is a laugh monster. She laughs when she gets nervous. She laughs so much that her face muscles hurt and her mouth gets dry.

This is a goofy blue fish with red fins and lips and eyestalks. He is a potty fish. If you look in your toilet at night you can sometimes catch him swimming around in there.

This is a paranoid purple monster smoking a cigar. He is a spikey fellow who is having a flashback to the vietnam war as he composes postmodern classical music inside his head.

A quirky pink monster with yellow spots sits proudly, its wild, tangled hair sticking out in all directions. It clutches a paintbrush in one hand and a pencil in the other, splattering neon colors onto a canvas. Its wide grin reveals a row of crooked teeth as it brings its latest chaotic masterpiece to life.

This wild-eyed cyclops monster, named Zoggles, lives under a candy-colored mushroom deep in the swamps of a forgotten world. With its jagged green teeth and twitching purple claws, it loves to scare off intruders by snapping its jaws with a bone-rattling clack! But really, Zoggles just wants someone brave enough to share a laugh and swap tales of adventure.