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Monday, 10 December 2012

Review: Geek Inc: Technoslime Terror by Mark Griffiths


Somewhere in the small, dull town of Blue Hills, the impossible is happening. Inanimate objects are coming to life. Time travellers from the future are mingling unnoticed with the shoppers in the high street. School children are developing uncanny powers. Strange creatures are lurking within the grounds of a forgotten stately home. And with each of these mysteries comes a terrible threat that just might endanger the entire world...Fortunately, help with these extraordinary phenomena is at hand in the form of Gabby Grayling and Barney Watkins aka Geek Inc.! Gabby and Barney are set to investigate all the odd happenings in their town and find out the truth...

In the first book in the series, Barney and Gabby meet and form a friendship when they investigate a top secret Government technology that brings inanimate objects to life. They also have to contend with the evil machinations of Gloria Pickles, the terrifying eleven year old editor of the school newspaper and would-be dictator.

This is the third book I have read by Mark Griffiths this year, and he is fast proving himself to be a master of writing crazy, off-the-wall science fiction stories for the 9+ age group. You can read my review of the first of his books, Space Lizards Stole My Brain, here and although I have not yet written a review of the sequel, Space Lizards Ate My Sister, I can assure you that it is just as funny and wacky as its predecessor.

January 3rd 2013 sees the release of his third book, and with it the start of a brand new series. No longer focusing on aliens invading Earth, but still firmly rooted in the traditions of science fiction, Geek Inc: Technoslime Terror is another riotous and hilarious sci fi adventure story for middle grade kids. Mark Griffiths has obviously taken The X-Files as his inspiration for his new series, but instead of Mulder and Scully, agents for the FBI, we have Barney and Gabby, ordinary school kids.

Barney is the new kid at school, having to join in Year 8 due to his father having to relocate from Kent to the north-west of England. Two weeks in and he still hasn't made any friends, and in an effort to avoid the attentions of the school's resident thugs at lunchtime he decides to try joining a club. None of the activities on the official list grab his attention, but he is drawn to a handwritten addition that simply says: "Geek Inc. Investigating the impossible! Room U13". Deciding that this sounds marginally more appealing than netball, salsa or chess Barney ventures into U13, meets the eccentric Gabby, and very quickly finds himself elected to the role of Vice-president (he is the only other member).

It isn't long before he finds himself assisting Gabby in her investigations into how a grandfather clock can move on its own, and then the greater mystery that surrounds fellow pupil, Lewis Grome. Naturally there also needs to be a villain who does everything they can to impede the investigations of your geeky duo, and you don't get much nastier than Gloria, a pupil who terrifies everyone else at the school, from Y7 up to sixth form, teacher and the Head. Gloria is not your typical school bully; instead she runs the school's newspaper, and anyone who falls foul of her can expect to have their reputation completely destroyed by her scurrilous articles, with journalism that would make even the editors of British tabloids blush with shame.

Geek Inc: Technoslime Terror is a cracking start to a new series and is sure to be a hit with kids who demand a heavy dose of silliness in their books. The books is scheduled to be published on 3rd January, and my thanks go to the lovely people at Simon and Schuster for sending me a copy to review.

Saturday, 24 March 2012

Review: Space Lizards Stole My Brain by Mark Griffiths


When Admiral Skink, an alien-lizard warlord from the planet Swerdlix, is attacked by The Hideous and Unimaginably Vast Comet Creature of Poppledock he faces a certain death...but luckily his underlings have installed the BrainTwizzler 360 Mind Migration SystemTM. This nifty invention safely transfers Skink's mind on to a memory wafer and jettisons it through space to find a suitable temporary "home" until he can be rescued by his fellow Swerdlixians. Unluckily for eleven-year-old Lance Spratley it just so happens that the temporary home for Admiral Skink's mind is his body! And while Skink deals with being trapped in Lance's useless body - it can't even breathe fire! -- Lance is transferred to a virtual waiting room surrounded by the lizard race who seem intent on destroying Earth when they have successfully retrieved Skink. Will Lance ever get his body back? And even if he does will he be able to thwart Admiral Skink and the Swerdlixians plans to invade Earth...

I first heard about this book through my sister who, knowing the author through her work as a voiceover artist, asked me if I had heard about it. A quick google and one email later and a copy soon arrived courtesy of the ever lovely Kat at Simon and Schuster. I am trying very hard to read more books for the 7-10 age group this year, and I am succeeding in this mission. I just need to find the time to write the reviews now, as there are so many fantastic books being released for kids at the moment, but it seems to be the YA books that get all of the press.

Space Lizards Stole My Brain is a zany, off-the-wall addition to this ever growing list of great children's books that deserve more attention from the media than they are getting. I am currently re-reading Douglas Adams's Hitchhiker's books* and slipped reading Space Lizards in between The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy and The Restaurant At The End of the Universe, just to see how it compared against two of the very best science fiction comedy books ever written, and I was pleasantly surprised. To say that Mark Griffiths is a new Douglas Adams (albeit for a younger audience) would be incredibly premature based upon this one book, but the early indications are very promising indeed.

Space Lizards tells the story of two very different people enitities organisms characters. One is Admiral Skink, intergalactic warmonger extraordinaire, and the other is Lance Spratley, 11, from Cottleton. Admiral Skink is the bloodthirsty, merciless Grand Ruler of the Swerdlixian Lizard Swarm, hellbent on nothing sort of galaxial domination. Lance is your normal, intelligent, geeky science nerd, who has a passion for maths, computers and "the occasional game of Zork Bullfree - Slayer of Astromoops.", passions he shares with his friend Tori. 

At the beginning of the story Skink, his battle cruiser, and all its occupants are destroyed by the Hideous and Unimaginably Vast Comet Creature of Poppledock. Fortunately for the evil Admiral, one of his now-dead underlings fitted him with A Braintwizzler 360 Mind Migration System, and on death so his complete consciousness and memories are fixed into a memory wafer that is then jettisoned into space, eventually to crashland on the nearest habitable planet, and transfer said memories into the brain of the nearest suitable living organism. Unfortunately for Lance.... yes, you guessed it. After falling into the crater caused by the falling wafer, Lance awakes to find himself inside a virtual world within the wafer, whilst his body is up and about containing the mind of a lizard alien.

Al kinds of madcap antics follow, as Skink comes to terms with inhabiting an vastly inferior body frame, and having to suffer the shame of being bullied, and spoken down to by Lance's rather nasty mother. If only he can get his hands on the wafer then he can activate a homing beacon that will bring his vast fleets of Swardlixians to the rescue, at which point he can get a new lizard body and proceed to destroy the Planet Earth. Lance, meanwhile, has to survive the virtual Fear, Pain and Misery Specialists who want to torture him into revealing all the weaknesses of his species, and then somehow get back into his own body and save the planet. It's a good job that he is smarter than your average 11 year old!

7+ boys and girls will love this book, especially if they are into programmes like Doctor Who and The Sarah Jane Adventures. It is fast-paced, laugh-out-loud funny and just great Fun (with a capital F!). What's more, there is a sequel scheduled for August, delightfully titled Space Lizards Ate My Sister (and let's face it, every boy with an annoying younger sister has wished for this, or something similar, at least once).


*Thanks to author Barry Hutchison who pointed out on Twitter a couple of weeks ago that the complete set of Hitchhiker's books for Kindle was being sold for a ridiculously low price - more about these books in a future post.