This Week's Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.



"They really need to update the speed limit around here."








Here are the leftovers...

This is where all the great sequels ideas came from.

These ruins are far too numerous to contemplate.

Remember we parked in Roman Numeral ten.

They have very high speed limits around here.









Here's this weeks nominees...




“So, which one of you varmints is mine?”
Submitted by Mark Esche
Leesburg, Fla.

“I've got to stop advertising for posses in the classifieds.”
Submitted by Jonah Parkin
Toronto, Ont.

“I reckon that rounding up the usual suspects just ain't what it used to be.”
Submitted by William Feltus
Colonial Heights, Va.

I entered...

"I'm gonna close my eyes and whoever stole my gun can put it on my desk."

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Number seven across is adultery."




Here's the left overs...


How about, "Thou shall cut thy toe nails before bed?"

Hypocrite.

Can’t you write that in the morning? You’re getting crumbs in the bed!






Here's this weeks nominees...



"You border patrol are good."
Submitted by Daniel Fine
Brooklyn, N.Y.

"One of us is in the wrong movie."
Submitted by Michael Jerald
Brattleboro, Vt.

"Got anything besides Tang?"
Submitted by Mike Tuohy
Buford, Ga.

I entered...

"Run, before the apes find you!"

Dan's Fake New Yorker Caption Contest

Okay, your turn! I've drawn my own vague New Yorker-esque cartoon and I'd like you to come up with the caption to accompany the image. Just post your caption in the comments section and I'll select the winner in a week! Good look!



* UPDATE - I'm going to be out of town this Tuesday, so that means the polls are closing on Sunday night instead of Tuesday. I will be voting on the winner and two runners up this Sunday night, and posting it one Tuesday Morning. So for the next few days there is still time to win nothing more or less than my undying respect!