Proud to be an American

This kid patriotically sings the gospel after the terror of 9/11 as the good christian kid he is. It may seem ...

But it is all a scam. He may look like Mr. Perfect in miniature. But his hands are giving him away.

This is Satan!

Mark Fox - Live In Miami - The complete madness!

The sharp dressed man Mark Fox and his voice(s). The full monty.

Captain Hook Revisited

I know you all have been waiting for a second album featuring the music and inspirational stories of the 1970s cable access christian pirate ventriloquist Captain Hook and his sassy dummy Sharkey (aka Von Saum) after hearing about them lo so many years ago. Well you will be thrilled to hear that I have located a second album by Captain Hook which includes the inspirational "Yo Ho Yo Ho It's the christian Life For Me" and other fine tunes. Listen and lose your infidel status, guaranteed.

In 2 days we'll all be doomed, dry bones

Harold Camping, the wonderful genius christian radio broadcaster, has decided that we will all die.
Not tomorrow. But on the day after tomorrow, on May 21, 200 Millions will die. Probably in an enormous earthquake.
The rest will die in 6 months.
So, we better turn to Ezekiel! Now.



Now hear the word of the Lord.

Listen to The Delta Rhythm Boys as they are being taught the basic skeletal system:


The Lennon Sisters (and acouple of kids) on The Lawrence Welk Show. Spooky. But if the world is about to armageddon us to bits we better come prepaired and with the right attitude.


Herman Munster is probably the world's first goth-musician. Maybe he has some EMO under his stitched together skin as well? After all he seem like such an awkward kid ... and his haircut is ALL EMO!


The Four Lads had the great honor to be an important part of the last episode of The Prisoner. Confess!


Peter O'Toole knows how to deal with peasants. Crack! Crack! Crack!


Dennis Potter and his Singing Detective is exactly what we need on doomsday!



Fats Waller - Dem Dry Bones


Ruben Willingham & The Supreme Angels - Dry Bones


Albertina Walker & The Caravans - Dry Bones


Bill Black's Combo - Dry Bones


Drivers - Dry Bones Twist


Don Tracy - Dry Bones

Jesus Rap

Maybe this qualifies as cyber-bullying, but don't put the blame on us. PCL has always been eager to put the truth out there. We are the wiki-leaks for the lost and nerdy trash culture generation. Sometimes the truth is ugly. So be it.
So, thanks to cringevenom (again!) we can now "enjoy" Jesus Rap.

Defeating Satan (and Movie Cancer) Through the Power of Ballet.

The trailer for "C Me Dance." Yes, it's a real movie.

[via You Suck at Craigslist.]

Estus Pirkle Excites You!

Mississippi evangelist Estus Pirkle tells us of the wonders of The New Jerusalem, managing to make it sound an awful lot like a huge suburb in the sky. And then a midget sings!

Also see Donna's earlier post here.

Final Placement

According to Dangerous Minds Final Placement is a Christian Rock band from Texas. Let's shine along with these guys!

Video uploaded by heeheeheeheee
Thanks to Pastor McPurvis!

The passion of a Goddess

With Easter coming up I reckoned this to be a suitable link, however: "These pages are meant for those people that would like to open the thought and broaden the soul. Those people that believe that a woman is never allowed to represent Christ are not welcome."

definitely NSFW (via kattenvoer)

Yo Ho Ho!

Avast there mateys, is this the best Olan Mills family portrait of all time or what? Better still....there's music that goes with it too!

NO MO BREAKFAST

This Heaven place gets less and less interesting every time I hear about it.

[via]

The Wages of Sin is a van like this

Lex10! Are you alright! Did they try to hurt you?

Lex10 is a courageous moblogger working in the frontline. He never looks away when in danger. Fear is never an option in his quest for truth. He wears his cell phone in a lose belt and he handles it like a real pro. But sometimes I get worried. Sometimes he's just way too close to the fire.
But I really hope he got out of there with his mind and intellect intact.

Christian Women vs. Muslim Women: 1-1

Johnny is wondering why it's so hard for the Muslim and the Christian world to come together when they've got so much in common.

Reports say the game was really good and hard despite the fact that the referee had problems localizing the ball as had most of the players.

Hell broke lose after the game when the team manager for the "Muslims" filed a protest against the "Christian" team claiming that they probably were male professional football players disguised as ladies.

"Christian" snipers were of another opinion. All of a sudden some of the "Muslim" women started to blow up.

And that was the end of it.

Listen up girls!

"Even after permanent attachments have been formed and a young couple begin "going steady," it is well for them to join others in wholesome fun."
Yes, Ladies. These sticks are safe. Barbara!!! Don't put it that close to Sam's mouth, You crude woman!

Some "wise" words from 1951 On Becoming A Woman. (And for heaven's sake: Beware of getting it on in the shower with your girlfriends! 'Cause as you of course know "Homosexual tendencies usually occur in persons who are otherwise poorly adjusted in life.") (via MonkeyFilter)

An Electric Religious Moog Symphony

New super stuff shared by Wiel's Time Capsule:
" This is a religious Moog album on the Light record label. You can tell that from the titles, but you can hardly hear it. The music is good and the Moog well used. It is played by Clark Gassman, the same guy who played the Moog on Martin Denny's Exotic Moog. Ralph Carmichael was the director. Carmichael wrote and arranged pop tunes for Peggy Lee, Bing Crosby, Nat King Cole, Perry Como, and Stan Freberg(!). And he composed for Bonanza, Lucy Ball and Danny Kaye shows. ..."
Ralph Carmichael - The Electric Symphony

God Hates David Lee Roth

"... Here, we have a religious separatist group from the western US who particularly have it in for rock'n'roll. So, they decide to banish it, in part, by speaking in tongues. ..."
The Sounds of American Doomsday Cults, v.14 available thanks to Invisible Record Archive.
Note: more info about this album here - and more info about Church Universal and Triumphant (CUT) here)

Stay away from these Gay Bands!

"One of the most dangerous ways homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents should keep careful watch over their children's listening habits, especially in this Internet Age of MP3 piracy. "

Bands to watch out for:

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Whatever you do, stay away from these Gay Bands! Thanks to Love God's Way for putting this straight by compiling this useful list.
Don't steal Ted Nugent mp3s! Don't try to grow his hair. At least not at home. Do not get too worked up when Mr. Nugent waves his gun. Do not try to masturbate with this album cover in your left hand! (via Bifurcated Rivets)

Update: Bat Guano tells us: "Nugent (see "Whackmaster") is not gay, he is just known for loving buttsex. He was driven out of my state of Michigan to Texas because of his unnatural cravings. He's also a pigf***er, but don't tell no one."

Firm Believer

I'm not the religious type. But maybe - just maybe - a firm believer could guide me and get me all sweaty and worked up shouting "Hallelujah!".
It might work, 'cause this rekkid is "featuring today's finest christian music". (via Neatorama)
Note: No music at source. Maybe we should thank God for that.

Updated: phantomoftheradio tells us: "Praise-R-Cise", another fine christian aerobics record.

Extended Lil' Markiepalooza

Bomarr's post over here (which PCL posted about here) triggered a landslide.
The video as well as the Otis Fodder's MP3 collection of Lil' Markie tracks and other Lil' Markieesque stuff are now available here thanks to the always reliable guys over at WFMU's Beware of the Blog!

Lil' Markiepalooza

Bomarr Blog hits us with this video: Lil' Markie - "I will praise you" (live in Miami) - (QT.movie)
Listen to Lil' Markie doing his "classic" (bold quotation marks) "Diary of an Unborn Child" at Iron Circus.
And scroll down to FEBRUARY 23 #054 of this page from the 365 Days Project and listen to Lil' Markie doing "Jesus Put The Stars In The Sky"/"Big House".
Warning: Contains strong christian language.