Tonka is coming!

Tonka the great!

Tonka! Tonka! Tonka!
King of lovers... master of women... father of countless!

Men (the manly kind)

Awww, SH!T

Need some cheap laughs? Any human with a shred of a conscience who has taken a look at a recent newspaper is probably saying YES. Well my friend,  this album  is homophobic, racist, sexist, AND scatological, and what's more, if you can put aside your last remaining dignity you might actually get some laughs from it. 

Sample "Tomboy" and decide if it's for you:

The Dodge LaFemme

Doing Hard Time in Shaker Heights tells an interesting story in the history of the automotive industry (and the history of 1950s sexism) about Oldsmobile's attempt to design and market a car just for the gals. The laaaaaadies. The Dodge LaFemme. In pastel colors. With optional matching parasol, raincoat, and purse. And it all failed dismally, who saw THAT coming?

YOUR CAR IS WELL STACKED - BUT ARE YOU GETTING THE BEST PERFORMANCE?

Click image for better view at Modern Mechanix.