One woman's pork

is another's pound of prevention. 

Christ on a tortilla chip

Where to begin? No out-of-pocket expenses in this $40-copay world? Subliminal cheerleading for the worst health care system in the world? Or just the jaw-dropping idiocy of using a fork to scoop out an avocado? 

(Filched from WashingtonMonthly) 

He could, in fact, write

a cheese book. 

Fighting tooth

and fork. We know where he was eating.