Bottoms

up.

Connect

the beer dots. 

Prohibition

has been very good for some dreamers of the American dream. 

And why is beer

more acceptable than ketchup, anyway? 

Maybe he could just count

the kitchens. All fully outfitted. 

Not fud, just a lot of beer

What is rich these days? 

I guess it's OK

if she's a beer heiress. But can't we all get out of the panty drawer now? 

This Bud is self-explanatory

(Filched from The Upraised Fingers)

Funny how I never noticed

the first beer I ever drank is extinct. 

Proud

to be an idiot. 

They'll have to pry that Bud

out of his clammy hands to get him to give up the White House.

Not that I'm sad

about what has happened to my profession or anything, but wouldn't you think an elegy for the beer that made Sugar Mama's fortune could at least mention what she had to say about the takeover? You know that if it were some other all-American commodity -- ketchup, say -- it would be all fair and balanced, all the time.  

Not fud, just impressive

More tax cuts for the rich, please. 

Fatty Arbuckle,

meet America. "Shag a hot heiress and become a contender for president?" This Bud's for you.  

Oh, and there's this by way of this great stuff. If printed books weren't going the way of newspapers, I'd steer him to an agent. 

Not fud, just trenchant

Let them drink Bud. 

Not fud, just jaw-dropping

If only Americans would put down that bottle of Bud they wanted to drink with the Chimp and pay attention to the banana-ing of the republic. 

But ketchup

was unseemly.