Forget the White House garden

Why are we ignoring the elephant in the country? 

Race to the bottom

when McDonald's becomes the role model for presidential elections. . .

(And having been pilloried my whole life for my first and last names, I know it's not nice to make fun of others', but doesn't Eagleburger sound like something the Caribou Killer would eat? No wonder he did a skinback.)

As he himself would say

Suck. On. This. 

Competitive

eating, for sure.

To think

Mo-Do gets paid to crank out embarrassing pap by comparison.

I couldn't work up a froth

but he did. Now I know it isn't even real product.