Aw, they're all

in cahoots: How long till the filthy peanut factory is making Handi Wipes for salmonella fud? 

Aerial

assault.

Is it my imagination

or was it possible to get work done before cats with forks were all over the series of tubes? 

Finally

some comic relief.

(Gifted by Groffoto)

Home of the ice cream soda

but not the Denver omelet. 

On the light side

They will still be here long after we've Wall-E'd the world. 

The ice cream?

Not as sweet as it seemed, either.

Williams-Sonoma sees this

and there will be five new catalogs. Jalapeno roaster, meet baby food pusher. 

(Filched from the one useful bit of Chowhound)

Calling Ralph

on the big white telephone. I think the state might have bigger things to worry about than people getting trashed on ice cream. That is rent-a-binge material. And so far bulimia is not a crime at any age.

Huge kudos to Gothamists for being able to read verbiage like "splendid and scrumptious new agrigoodies" and "agrilicious" without gagging themselves.

Menage a trois

All politics is food.

He also links to the ultimate commentary on the Village losing one of its people.

But The Editors have a pretty sad observation as well: "He wasn’t alone, dying today, although the others passed without the benefit of A-list eulogies."

Of course it was invented in the U.S. of A.

And is probably made in China.