Halloween Reading Roundup 2025

The Six Weeks of Halloween may appear to be a movie watching exercise, but all is not what it appears: the Halloween season is filled with other nominally spooky activities like hayrides, haunted houses (and haunted dining establishments and haunted mini-golf and haunted bonfires/cookouts, you get the picture), pumpkin mutilation carving ceremonies, and of course, lots of Halloween Reading. This year’s selections have a mix of old and new, classic and… not so classic (and everything inbetween).

Halloween Reading Roundup 2025

Frankenstein: or the Modern Prometheus, by Mary Shelley – I first read this novel when i was in eighth grade, and I remember being struck by the science fictional aspects of the story (imagine that, a young me interested in science fiction, will wonders never cease). Reading this again, er, a few decades later, and it’s almost comical how large those two pages loom in my mind. I kept scanning back and forward to see if I had missed something, but no, the sequence where Victor observes the decay of a dead body and has a conceptual breakthrough that would lead to the creation of life is indeed only a few pages. I don’t want to start a holy war here, but I guess there’s a reason this is generally classified under horror rather than science fiction. For the record, I’d say this novel (amongst other Gothic fiction) plays an important role in the evolution of Science Fiction, but claims that Mary Shelley invented Science Fiction are perhaps a little overblown.

The other holy war often associated with this book is which character represents the “real monster.” The To my mind, there’s plenty of blame to go around, which is one of the many subtle brilliances of the novel. The whole point of the novel is that the line between humanity and monster (or “wretch” or “dæmon” as the novel refers to the creature) is blurry. Victor (or even society at large) is almost as much of a villain as his creation. I say almost because his sins represent more of a moral failure than the creature, who commits several horrific acts of wanton violence. Both engender sympathy though, which is part of the genius of the novel.

Not to steer too far back into movie territory, but when you look at Guillermo del Toro’s recent adaptation, he diverges significantly from the book by portraying the monster as an almost pure innocent. Yes, he is unnaturally powerful and commits many acts of violence, but always in self-defense. Victor thus becomes the “true monster” of the film. The film is slick, impeccably produced, with amazing production design that is gorgeous to look at, and the actors all give great performances, but the choice to portray the monster as a true innocent robs the source material of its power.

All of which is to say that this book is a classic for a reason, and absolutely worth reading (or re-reading) if you haven’t done so. Even beyond the petty internet arguments about influence or who the real monster is, it’s just a great story, well written and thrilling. The novel casts a long shadow, as evidenced by the fact that there are at least two major film adaptations out now or coming soon (the aforementioned del Toro, as well as the forthcoming The Bride), and it was a great Halloween season reread.


Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, by Robert Louis Stevenson – The other classic novel I picked up this year, i had never read this before, but of course I had picked up the story through general cultural osmosis. It’s not unlike Frankenstein in that way, and this books casts almost as big of a shadow. The themes about the duality of man and the primal, repressed enemy within are key elements in entire sub-genres, most notably the modern Werewolf story, almost all of which can be traced back to this (rather than pure legend or folklore).

While perhaps not quite as popular as Frankenstein or Dracula (which I read last year), I was struck by the common DNA across all three. For instance, they all use an uncommon framing device for telling the tale. Dracula, of course, is epistolary in nature, but both Frankenstein and Jekyll and Hyde are stories recounted by one character to another. I don’t quite know why, but theres something important about this aspect of these three cornerstones of Horror relying on these unusual literary devices. Of course, there’s also thematic similarities, particularly with respect to the ethics of science. It carves its own path through identity and addiction as well, but these three novels make for interesting reading in close proximity.

As with Treasure Island, which I also caught up with last year, Robert Louis Stevenson seems to have a knack for establishing archetypes. I only read this story this year, but I should really tackle some of the short stories that were included in the edition I bought. Jekyll and Hyde is quite short (about 150 pages) and another quick read that’s worth catching up with for anyone even remotely interested in horror.


Theories of International Politics and Zombies, by Daniel W. Drezner – Inspired by epidemiologists who had done a paper about zombie outbreaks that went viral in the early days of social media, Political Science professor Daniel Drezner applied the concept to theories of international politics in a blog post, more or less as a joke. Naturally, he found that students were able to cotton to various ideas better if explained using zombies as an example. So he expanded the concept into book form, which has now been updated a few times to keep up with the times – notably including some thoughts on how these theories played out during Covid, and they pretty much do parallel how the public would have responded to a zombie outbreak. People would at first trust the powers that be, but as time goes on, things get weird. People start to develop conspiracy theories or deny it’s a problem at all, and even if we succeed in holding back the zombie hoards, people will start campaigning for zombie rights or aping zombie fashions.

Despite how this sounds, Drezner approaches the topic earnestly and seriously, which is why it’s often quite funny. There are some outright jokes, of course, but most of the humor just comes from logically playing out the consequences of various theories (for example, he includes “A 2×2 Table, as Required in All Political Science Research” which is pretty funny by itself, but all 4 values in the table are the same, which is hilarious). I’m not a foreign policy expert or anything, but he seems to cover the full gamut of international political theories ranging from Realpolitik all the way to Supergendered Politics and beyond. His movie and television references mostly hew to the highest profile examples like the Romero flicks, 28 Days Later, and The Walking Dead, but he does pull from some deeper cuts as well, like Juan of the Dead or Pontypool (book and movie) or Santa Clarita Diet. The only real blind spot seems to be Italian zombie flicks, which are certainly numerous, but then again, I don’t know how much insight can actually be gleaned from Lucio Fulci (I’ve tried! It’s not easy!) He also covers zombie books, an area I’m not super familiar with, but he does actually makes me want to read World War Z now, which is saying something. One last humorous Easter egg: the Index of the book is useful for tracking down thoughts on specific zombie movies (uh, which is the purpose of an Index, I know, but…), but nestled in there is a listing for “Bad zombie puns 1-143” (the meat of the book is 143 pages long).


A Night in the Lonesome October, by Roger Zelazny – Why had no one informed me of this until recently? It’s a perfect Halloween season read that is told from the perspective of Jack the Ripper’s dog. Yes, you read that right. Jack the Ripper’s dog, Snuff, is the narrator of this novel. The story also features an impressive monster mash, including werewolves, witches, Lovecraftian Old Ones, Dracula, and even Sherlock Holmes makes an appearance. Of course, most of these are oblique references (for instance, Dracula is generally referred to as The Count, rather than by name), but we primarily get to know them all via their famliars (for example, Dracula’s familiar is a Bat named “Nuts”). All of these characters are engaged in a great struggle whereby one faction seeks to open a portal to Lovecraftian Old Ones (thus remaking earth into an unspeakable hellscape or some such thing), and the other faction seeks to keep the portal closed. The familiars all sneak about, attempting to discern which characters will be allies and which will be foes in the great game.

A Night in the Lonesome October

Put simply, this is a delight and I had this almost perpetual grin while reading it. The familiars are all quite endearing, even when their masters wind up being enemies, they play the great game with honor. The references are all fun to suss out, and there’s more than mentioned here (for instance, the book’s title comes from a poem by Edgar Allan Poe). It’s not exactly hiigh art, but it’s fantastic, and an absolutely perfect Halloween season read. Highly recommended that you check this out if you haven’t read it.


Of Monsters and Mainframes, by Barbara Truelove – Another monster mash told from an unconventional perspective, this is set in the far future where the spaceship Demeter continually runs afoul of various monsterfolk who keep murdering the passengers during interstellar travel. Naturally, given the name of the ship, the first and most prominent attacker is Dracula, and naturally the ship’s AI seeks revenge. Along the way, it’s also attacked by a werewolf (which is affected by any moon, not just Earth’s moon), Lovecraftian fish men, and others, while gaining unexpected support from a mummy, a different werewolf, and Frankenstein. Demeter’s AI and its medical AI must team up with its allies to find and destroy Dracula before Demeter can be decommissioned by the corporation who owns it (and is presumably fed up with losing crews and passengers).

It’s a neat idea, putting the monster mash in spaaaace, but Truelove’s science fictional elements are mostly just window dressing and don’t really stand up to scrutiny. But that is one of the challenges in mixing Science Fiction and Horror. Often the story will veer one way or the other, and balance is difficult to achieve. This one skews pretty heavily towards a sorta YA horror perspective, which is all well and good, but i kept hoping for more. This might be unfair, and the book has quickly generated fans (it’s a finalist in the Goodreads awards this year, for instance), but I ultimately found it a bit disappointing, even if I managed to have fun with the monster mash elements.


Between Two Fires, by Christopher Buehlman – A disgraced knight shepherds a young, innocent girl across France during the Black Plague. Along the way, they must contend with sea monsters, demons, and least we forget, other human beings, paranoid and desparate due to the plague’s ravages. The little girl claims the plague is just one part of a larger battle between good and evil, heaven and hell, angels and demons. The knight has lost all hope and faith, but maybe this little girl holds the key to a brighter future.

This is quite well done, and though it leans heavily towards grimdark fantasy tropes, it has some nice horror elements as well. That being said, the horror, while vivid and imaginative, seems to only be there because the author likes certain imagery or cool monsters, and not due to a natural outgrowth of the story. For instance, the book relies heavily on surreal dream sequences for its scares, and that sort of thing rarely works well for me.

It’s an episodic story, though it does hold together fairly well as a cohesive whole. Its unflinching look at violence an desperation during a seeming apocalypse is well done, though not exactly fun to read. It’s one of those things where I think you need to be on it wavelength in order to really get a lot out of it.

I like it just fine, but I was a little baffled by the ecstatic praise i kept seeing for the novel. Then I learned that this was an early BookTok sensation, which I guess explains some things. Not for the faint of heart, and certainly far from the best book in this post, but I think this might hit hard for a certain type of reader. Alas, I’m not sure that reader is me.


Clown in a Cornfield, by Adam Cesare – After watching the movie earlier in the 6WH and enjoying it quite a bit more than the conventional wisdom would have it, I took a flier on the audiobook. There are plenty of differences to note, most notably the sense of humor that the movie brings to the story (which to my mind is an improvement over the book), but the book doesn’t quite fall into the culture war trappings as much as the movie (which is a point in the book’s favor). The other thing worth noting here is that there’s a key inciting incident that opens the book, but is only referenced offhand in the movie, and that seems like an odd choice. Neither the book nor the movie are masterpieces, but they’re both pretty good for different reasons and in different ways, making this one of the few books that is rivaled by its adaptation. Apparently there are several sequels to this book, which I will likely seek out in the coming years (especially since it doesn’t seem likely that the movie will get a sequel), which I suppose represents something of an endorsement.


The Terror, by Dan Simmons – A fictionalized retelling of Franklin’s lost expedition, a doomed attempt to find the Northwest Passage by two ships, the HMS Erebus and the HMS Terror. Stuck in arctic ice for two years, the men must face the endless freezing cold, depleted or spoiled rations, a dwindling supply of coal, scurvy, and eventually mutiny and cannibalism. Oh, and there’s this thing on the ice that is killing the men. A monster of some kind. There’s also that.

Simmons is an interesting author, one of the rare few who is comfortable operating in both Science Fiction and Horror genres. Here he is is clearly focused on the latter, and he’s also evoking historical fiction, not to mention a certain salty sea dog energy. His science fiction side comes out a bit when digressing on the pragmatic realities of the challenges our sailors face, including detailed explorations of survival, like how they are going to stretch their rations for another year, or why said rations are spoiling in an unexpected way. These digressions and info-dumps might turn some folks off, and Simmons does have something of a longwinded style, such that you do feel the long length of the novel, but he has an undeniable knack for generating tension when he wants to, and he can do so via several avenues ranging from mundane survival details (particularly with respect to surviving in extreme cold), to mutinous tensions, to several encounters with the monstrous thing on the ice.

Its a long book, so the digressions and numerous flashbacks do muck with the pacing a bit, and I must admit to finding some stretches a bit of a slog, but it does eventually get to some more interesting, fantastical places later in the novel. For some, that may be too little too late, but I was pleasantly surprised. I was kinda assuming that thing on the ice would anticlimactically turn out to just be an abnormally large polar bear, but it’s got a more interesting origin than that (whether it’s a satisfying origin is another thing, but it worked well enough for me). Of course, this is a famously doomed expedition, so it’s not exactly a crowd pleasing story, but I found myself liking it more than other Simmons that I’ve read in the past. I may have to check out more in the future. While I’m not quite as hot on this as a lot of other readers (this is another book with rapturous reviews, though at least this time I can see where they’re coming from, even if I didn’t get there fully myself), I ultimately wound up enjoying the book.


The Wine-Dark Sea, by Robert Aickman – I only discovered Aickman a few years ago, but was so enamored with that first short story collection that I went out and bought this one immediately. That I’m only getting to it now is more a feature of a rather long book queue than anything else, but I’m really glad I jumped back aboard the Aickman train again this year. As I mentioned in an earlier post, Aickman bristled at the “horror” label and preferred to call his stories “strange tales.” Most of the time, I’d consider this sort of thing to be a pointless distinction, but these stories really do capture something ineffable and, yes, strange. I generally come away from these stories a bit flummoxed, but in the best way possible. It’s hard to shake these sorts of stories, and its difficult to describe why. Any plot descriptions would make them sound ordinary, but they most definitely are not that.

The Wine-Dark Sea

I have not quite finished this collection yet, but I’m quite enjoying it. Compared to Dark Entries, this collection is considerably longer, mostly because each story is longer. They’re still short stories though, and they fit with the season quite well. I’d recommend starting with Dark Entries if you’re looking for something a little unusual next Halloween season, but in my experience thus far, you can’t go wrong with Aickman.


So there you have it: Six Weeks of Halloween, 9 books read (or listened too, I’m a cheater). This represents the close of this year’s festivities, a little later than usual (apologies, my Sundays have been busier than usual of late). Expect posting to be spotty through the holiday season, but I will likely get going again for the traditional Movie Awards in January/February…

The Six Weeks of Halloween 2025: Speed Round

Time flies when you’re terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought. The Six Weeks of Halloween went as fast as ever this year, and now the big day has already passed. In accordance with tradition, this is when we engage in a Speed Round of brief thoughts on films I watched during the 2025 marathon, but haven’t otherwise covered. Usually because it didn’t fit with a weekly theme. Or maybe I just didn’t have much to say about it. Or I had too much to say about it, but the moment and/or inspiration has passed. Or it’s a rewatch of an all time classic (or, uh, a non-classic) and you don’t need anyone, let alone me, telling you more about it. This year, my web hosting company had a hardware failure that cut down on some posting, and some movies originally planned for a mid-week post got delayed until now.

Here at the end of the 2025 Halloween season, I’ve seen 59 horror or horror-adjacent films. This is pretty much on par with most 6 weeks of Halloween celebrations over the years (with a pandemic fueled exception in 2020), so we’ve settled into something of a groove. I usually also tackle some television during these six weeks, but honestly not as much as originally planned (I was going to have a mid-week post about televised horror, but ultimately decided to just incorporate it here in the Speed Round).

Our custom around here is to have one final 6WH post next week about the horror books I read during the 2025 Halloween season, but for now, let’s dive into this 2025’s Speed Round:

Six Weeks of Halloween 2025: Speed Round

What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? – Incredible performance by Bette Davis as a former child star who torments her paraplegic sister while desperately attempting to regain her former stardom and glory. Genuinely creepy, if not exactly a traditional “horror” flick, and probably still depressingly relevant to this day. It is a tad on the long side (alright, it’s very long for what it is) and I must admit that I generally don’t get as much out of performance-led movies like this, it’s still rightly regarded as a classic. I originally planned a mid-week Bette Davis/Robert Aldrich double feature, but basically ran out of time. ***

The Conjuring: Last Rites – This series continues to coast on the general comforting presence of Vera Farmiga and Patrick Wilson. Whatever you may think of the real life hucksters these movies are based on, their presence is always welcome during the Halloween season.

The Conjuring: Last Rites

This movie posits the possibility that we’ll see a new generation of paranormal investigators, but I don’t think the kids in this have the charisma or gravitas to carry the series. Alas, it’s also sad that this series (and its general cinematic universe) never really established a better bench of directing talent. Director Michael Chaves is better than he used to be, but he’s nowhere near James Wan. Overall, this is fine, but nothing special. **

The Toxic Avenger – I’m still not convinced that Toxie needed a remake, but this hits some nice notes and the talent in front of and behind the camera is impressive. Peter Dinklage is great and Elijah Wood and Kevin Bacon are clearly having a lot of fun. It’s fine, but I almost forgot that I even watched this (to be fair, I’m cheating a bit in that I technically watched this a little bit before the 6 weeks officially started, but still). **

Slaughter of the Innocents – James Glickenhaus directed this bizarre serial killer thriller starring Scott Glenn as an FBI agent (this came out not long after Silence of the Lambs, so I guess he’s cashing in) who tracks a Religious nut who thinks he’s a new Noah with the help of his annoying son. The procedural bits and weird serial killer are decent enough in an airport thriller kinda way, but the child is just obnoxious. **

The Church – Technically this is third Demons movie, and while I can appreciate the visual flare and general gore, I have never been on this series’ wavelength. I only really watched it because it was one of the movies presented in the The Last Drive In. *

Frankenweenie – Tim Burton’s early short film about a boy who brings his beloved pet dog back to life after an accident is cute and fun, though I think the expanded, animated version is better (and probably the last movie Burton’s made that I like). Still, it’s nice to see an early look at Burton’s sensibility. ***

Horror in the High Desert 2: Minerva – I watched the first movie last year, a neat little found footage flick about a hiker who disappeared in the Nevada desert under suspicious circumstances. This sequel covers two additional disappearances, but generally leverages the same faux documentary format with heavy doses of creepy found footage. It’s a little slicker than the first film, but still clearly limited and a little disjointed by covering two different cases. Still, enjoyably creepy. **1/2

Horror in the High Desert 3: Firewatch – A guy heads to the high desert to investigate what happened to the guy who disappeared in the first movie (and to a lesser extent, the two women from the second movie) and quickly finds himself in a dangerous situation. This is a little more like the first movie in that it is less disjointed, and it starts a little slow while building towards an undeniably creepy final act. It looks a little better than the first two movies, but still limited by the found footage/faux doc format, which I guess is kinda the point. These movies should probably be more popular than they are, but I also have a sneaking suspicion that they are setting up a bunch of mysterious stuff that will basically amount to “There’s crazy hillbillies that live in that there desert, and they’ll stalk and kill you if you aren’t careful.” **1/2

Shaun of the Dead – Revisited this on 4K and it looks as great as ever. It’s been a while since I’ve seen it, but it holds up quite well. One of those rare parodies that is also a great example of the genre being parodied, this is very funny and has a lot of heart, probably something I should revisit more often… ***1/2

Borderline – Obsessed escaped mental patient develops a plan to kidnap a famous pop star under the delusion that they’re going to get married. A little messy and over the top, but overall quite enjoyable, with some darkly comedic elements, particularly in the latter half.

Borderline

Elevated a bit by a great cast, including Samara Weaving and Ray Nicholson, and a script that keeps you guessing. I quite enjoyed it, but I can see why some elements might rub some folks the wrong way. Still, I think this deserves to find an audience, even if it’s a niche one… ***

Resurrection – Shameless ripoff of Se7en that is probably most notable for reteaming Christopher Lambert and Russell Mulcahy. Not strictly good in any real sense, but Mulcahy leans hard enough into the rainy, smoky atmosphere to keep things visually interesting, and the supporting cast (including Se7en alum Leland Orser) elevates this above your typical Criminal Minds episode. It’s pretty dumb and mostly deserves its “largely forgotten” status, but enjoyable in an airport thriller kinda way. **

Sole Survivor – After inexplicably surviving a plane crash, a woman learns that she was supposed to die and that death is sending its minions to correct the mistake. Sound familiar? It’s basically a more artsy version of the Final Destination formula, and it’s mostly interesting because of that. It moves a bit slow, but generates some genuine chills in the last act. While Final Destination is the clear reference point, it also prefigures It Follows in a neat way. Mostly interesting because of its relationship with those later films, but it has its charms. **1/2

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde – This 1931 adaptation is only really notable for two reasons. One is that the transformation effects involving makeup and camera lens filters are pretty effective. The other is that everyone pronounces Jekyll as “Jee-cull.” Alright, there is some other interesting camera work, including extensive use of POV shots and transitions using split screen, but the pacing is awful and even at 96 minutes, the movie is far too long. I read the original Robert Luis Stevenson story this year (more on that next week), and meant to watch more adaptations, but never got around to it… **

A Televised Interlude

Haunted Hotel – Super enjoyable animated Netflix series that rides a line somewhere between Bob’s Burgers and Rick and Morty (apparently the series creators have worked on both shows). It’s got a lot of heart, but tons of horror fiction references and it’s a lot of fun. Really happy to see a second season is coming, it’s always great to have a short comedic show to watch during the season.

Friday the 13th: The Series – This series has nothing to do with Jason or the movies, but it does take on a format that I always find myself enjoying. In this case, it’s the “cursed artifact of the week” formula, where our intrepid heroes who have inherited an antiques shop from their demonic uncle (or something, it’s not that well explained) seek to retrieve cursed objects their uncle sold people. It’s… not the highest quality show, but once they get going there’s some neat cursed objects. Obviously later shows like The X-Files or even Warehouse 13 are much better at this sort of thing, but I appreciate this one and will continue to progress through the seasons of the DVD set.

Alien: Earth – I’ve watched a few additional episodes, but am still only halfway through the season. It’s fine, but clearly hasn’t really inspired me to keep watching (a lot of these new IP focused shows are like that for me – whether it be Star Wars, or Marvel, or whatever). I will probably watch more of it, but I’m clearly not as taken with it as some audiences.

Moar Speed Round

Mute Witness – We’ve been singing this movie’s praises for decades at this point, and it’s nice to see it getting a bit of a revival of late. Last year Arrow put out a great 4K restoration, and this year Joe Bob featured it on The Last Drive In. Fantastic little film. Incredible cat and mouse stuff, lots of twists and turns, and comedic elements that don’t detract from the susspense. Underrated and highly recommended! ***1/2

Happy Death Day and Happy Death Day 2U – I rewatched both of these a couple years ago and I really enjoy them. This year, I listened to the commentary tracks on both, which mostly consist of director Christopher Landon and actress Jessica Rothe goofing off and discussing various details about how characters were developed along with general production anecdotes. Pretty standard stuff, and you’re probably better off just watching the movies, which are a whole boatload of fun, but it was interesting enough. ***

Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein – What a strange artifact. Not only are such crossover events seen as generally cheesy, but crossing over between Universal Monsters and famous comedians? Ludicrous. What’s more? This is probably the best Monster Mash movie that Universal made. It’s certainly the most memorable. Despite the title, Dracula and the Wolf Man (played by their original and best actors Bela Lugosi and Lon Chaney Jr. respectively – the only actor missing is Boris Karloff as the titular monster) are along for the ride as well, and the whole thing is a boatload of old-fashioned fun.

Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein

I had originally planned to have a classic horror comedy mid-week post, but that went out the window when my web host experienced a hardware failure. In any case, this is great, and I’m really glad I have finally caught up with it (definitely a big blind spot for me). ***

The Ghost and Mr. Chicken – Don Knotts isn’t exactly my favorite, but I have to admit that this movie won me over by the end. This was the second classic horror comedy that I watched but didn’t get to write about as planned. It’s cozy and charming, more goofy than funny, but maybe that’s just the old-fashioned comedy style that’s clearly out of step with modern takes. Still, I found it quite enjoyable (if not as good as the previously mentioned Abbott and Costello monster mash) and it’s always nice to throw some comedy in the mix of Halloween season (which has a tendency to get a little dreary). **1/2

Ick – Aliens have arrived in the form of “the ick”, basically weird little plantlike growths that are seemingly innocuous. But of course, during the course of the movie (decades after the ick has arrived), we see the ick start to possess people in a sorta zombie-like, body-snatchers way. Pretty rote stuff, but I like director Joseph Kahn and lead Brandon Routh, and there’s some comedic bits that work. Unfortunately, I never really, truly comes together in the way you might hope. A little disappointing because Kahn’s Detention is a fantastic and underseen take on formulaic horror, and this never really gets there. Go watch Detention instead of this. **

The Silence of the Lambs – The annual rewatch of one of my favorites, I actually watched it twice. Once because I love it, and another time with the new-ish commentary track from Film Historian Tim Lucas on the Kino Lorber 4K. A little dry, but lots of good info about the book and movie, etc… ****

The Keep – Bizarre but fascinating slice of cinema history. Much better than I remembered, but still largely a mess, particularly in the latter half. Vinegar Syndrome 4K looks gorgeous, greatly enhancing the atmosphere of dread and paranoia, not to mention a few of the better conceived set pieces, which certainly helps (as does having read the book). Not for everyone, but I’m so glad it got this loving 4K treatment. I watched this earlier this year when I finally got the Vinegar Syndrome package, so I took the opporunity to listen to the commentary track this time. Also relatively dry, but some good info, particularly around the book and the adaptation. Would love to have seen the original cut of this, as the latter half of the movie is clearly rushed and awkward, but I guess that cut is lost forever… **1/2

Marshmallow – What starts as a pretty typical kid goes to summer camp and spooky things happen story takes some twists and turns in the latter half that put an interesting spin on old tropes.

Marshmallow

I’m not entirely sure it sticks the landing, but it gets a lot of points for creativity and I wound up quite enjoying this, which is one of the more underrated and underseen takes on horror this year. ***

Psycho Therapy: The Shallow Tale of a Writer Who Decided to Write about a Serial Killer – A struggling writer in the midst of a divorce befriends a serial killer… who accidentally becomes the couple’s marriage counselor. Fun little dark comedy starring Steve Buscemi, Britt Lower, and John Magaro. The ending is more than a little odd, but I had a lot of fun with this underseen and underrated flick. Would make for an interesting, tonally weird double feature with the aforementioned Borderline. ***

Let the Wrong One In – Nice little Irish vampire comedy with copious amounts of fake blood and some heart behind the laughs and gore. Not perfect, but writer/director Conor McMahon is someone to look out for… **1/2

Spontaneous Combustion – Generally considered to be “minor” Tobe Hooper and indicative of the iconic directors decline, but despite having a couple of classics under his belt, most of Hooper’s filmography could probably be described in the same way.

Spontaneous Combustion

This is certainly not his best, but I don’t think its as bad as its reputation, and there’s some banger sequences sprinkled throughout. Brad Dourif is in fine mega-acting mode, and Hooper manages some nice compositions throughout. It doesn’t quite come together entirely, but it deserves more of an audience than it’s got. **1/2

Bring Her Back – Well appointed A24 “elevated horror” from the Philippou Brothers. It’s bleak and unrelenting, but it looks great and is very well executed. It hits those elevated horror tropes about grief pretty hard, but if that’s your jam, this will work quite well. It’s not slow, per say, but it takes its time establishing a genuine sense of dread that culminates in an emotionally unsettling way. A big swing, won’t work for everyone, but I liked it. ***

The Final Terror – Early Andrew Davis jam about campers running afoul of backwoods folk. Or whatever. It’s not quite as formulaic as that sounds, and it does some atypical things, but it never really comes together the way it should. It definitely drags quite a bit until the ending, which is at least a little more eye opening. Great cast though, including a pre-Splash Daryl Hannah, Adrian Zmed, and of course, Joey Pants. Watched as part of Joe Bob’s The Last Drive in, and I’m glad I caught up with it because I like Davis and it’s interesting to see where he started, even if he would go on to bigger and better things later in his career. **

Lake Placid – I had somehow never seen this killer croc flick before, and wound up having a great time with it. It’s got a killer cast including Bill Pullman, Bridget Fonda, Oliver Platt, Brendan Gleeson, and Betty White. It’s pretty dumb and relies on bad CGI, but the script has some humor and that cast executes perfectly, especially Platt and Gleeson, who are delightfully bitchy to each other throughout. It’s not exactly fine cinema, but I had a lot of fun with it. **1/2

A Nightmare on Elm Street – Part of AMC Fearfest, I watched with Joe Bob Briggs’ commentary, and it’s always fun visiting with Freddy. I’ve gotten so used to Shudder’s more lenient timing that Joe Bob’s segments seemed a bit rushed in this format, but it was still a pretty good time. The movie remains a classic. ***1/2

Freddy vs. Jason – The second part of the AMC Fearfest double feature, it does seem like this crossover has been generating some buzz from fans of late. I enjoy the movie just fine, and there’s lots to like about it, but it ain’t exactly great either. Let’s not get carried away. But it’s got its moments for sure. **

A House of Dynamite – Not exactly a horror movie, but it’s a new Kathryn Bigelow movie, what was I going to do? Not watch it? Pfft. It’s a fascinating nuclear war thriller with a unique structure that I’m not entirely sure works… but plenty of procedural bits keep things interesting, and the performances from a stacked cast are all top notch. As a parable about the agony of needing to make decisions with incomplete information where all of your options are bad, it works really well.

A House of Dynamite

Unfortunately, the repetitive structure detracts a bit from the tension, and I have my questions about this specific scenario (in particular, the lone missile thing makes me suspicious – I don’t think you should act before you’ve confirmed that it will actually go off, but they seem adamant that the response happen before it even hits.) It’s not Bigelow’s best, but it’s a sold entry in the ouvre. **1/2

Jack-O – Part of Joe Bob’s Splatterween special, I know this is a favorite of Darcy the Mailgirl, but I had trouble getting into this. It’s got some atmosphere and a couple of nice visuals here and there, but the acting is awful and the story is nonsense. Certainly not the worst thing in the world, but I couldn’t get into it. *

Trick ‘r Treat – An annual Halloween night rewatch. ***1/2

Halloween – Duh. The big day wouldn’t be complete without revisiting the classic. ****

Another successful Halloween season in 2025, and I already have ideas for the 2026 marathon. In the meantime, stay tuned, as we’ll cover some Halloween season’s readings next week. I hope everyone had a great Halloween!

Feline Frights – 6WH

Something about cats just fits perfectly with the horror genre. Maybe it’s their aloof, mischievous nature, or perhaps Edgar Allan Poe just set the template with his short story The Black Cat. Indeed, the latter has spawned numerous adaptations, most of which are only loosely (sometimes very loosely) based on the original, but elements of the story crop up all the time (indeed, we mentioned one such case just a couple of weeks ago). Anywho, this week we watched three movies involving Feline Frights (only one of which was directly inspired by Poe).

Six Weeks of Halloween: Week 6 – Feline Frights

Cat People (1982) – Paul Schrader’s remake of the Val Lewton/Jacques Tourneur classic has its fans, but remakes are often controversial, and I think this one is even moreso because it comes from an auteur of Schrader’s notoriety and it came at a time when other well respected directors were successfully updating staid B-movie classics (notably Carpenter’s The Thing this same year and Cronenberg’s The Fly a few years later). It certainly has some striking elements, but I don’t think it really succeeds in updating the classic to modern times. On the other hand, adapting this story to modern standards might be a fool’s errand.

Cat People

The story of a young woman cursed to turn into a panther and kill the man she loves is told, in the original film, with remarkable restraint and elegance. The repressed sexuality and desire present in the film was a perfect foil to Hays Code restrictions at the time. This gives the original a dated feel for sure, and it’s easy to see why a guilt-ridden pervert like Paul Schrader was attracted to the idea of updating it, but his focus on explaining and literalizing the plot while showing everything results in lots of quality nudity and unsettling gore but it also removes any hint of subtlety or restraint. There’s something to be said for that approach, but it takes what was originally a unique play on the Jekyll & Hyde story and turns it into a more routine entry. Indeed, it feels a lot like a Werewolf movie (which was also going through a bit of a moment when this movie came out), but that does it no real favors.

The one area where this definitely shines above the original is the David Bowie/Giorgio Morodor soundtrack, which is phenomenal. I mean, clearly dated, but still perfectly suited to the movie. Visually, Schrader does pretty well too. He takes a more stylized approach, and he was clearly able to show more than the original. Your mileage may vary, especially if you’re not a fan of the original’s black and white, but I’d still call this a push. This movie is also quite a bit longer, so you lose the economy of the original (which was only 73 minutes long) while not adding very much. I don’t know, this movie is made well by talented people, and it’s a pretty good watch, but I think I prefer the boring ol’ original. **1/2

The Black Cat (1981) – People in a small English village start to suffer terrible accidents, and Scotland Yard suspects a local medium (and maybe a black cat).

The Black Cat

This is not one of Lucio Fulci’s more famous movies, but it’s dripping with gothic atmosphere, tons of POV shots, and plenty of Fulci’s trademark gore. Still, the whole thing feels a bit muffled. Fulci is not known for making well plotted films, and there’s lots of nonsense here, but while the whole package is quite watchable, it never fully gels into something great.

I feel like I should have more to say about this, but I’ve never been a huge fan of Fulci’s theatrics, and this isn’t really an exception. It has its moments, and is certainly worth a watch if you are a fan. Otherwise, you’re probably better off exploring one of Fulci’s gory zombie flicks… **

Cat’s Eye (1985) – Lewis Teague, fresh off of adapting Cuju, takes on Stephen King again with this anthology film. Two segments are well known stories from Night Shift, and the third was written exclusively for this film. They’re all tied together by a cat wandering through the stories, trying to save a young girl (played by Drew Barrymore in the final segment). It’s a better framing device than most anthologies, and allows Teague to make cheeky references to other King adaptations of the time. For instance, the opening of the film sees the cat chased by Cujo and nearly run over by Christine.

Indeed, that cheeky, almost silly tone wends its way through all three segments in a way that I find strangely appropriate for Stephen King. He’s a consummate storyteller, but some of his ideas work better on the page than they do on the screen. The first and third segments are particularly goofy, and even the second is played a little dopey.

Cat's Eye segment: Quitters, Inc

The first segment is an adaptation of Quitters, Inc, about a company that uses draconian methods to get people to quit smoking. It’s one of those heightened premises that feels a little daffy on the page but works well enough. On screen, it’s more than a little ridiculous, but I will say that the performances from James Woods and especially Alan King really help sell the segment, which winds up being quite entertaining with a perfect button at the end.

The second segment is based on The Ledge, one of my favorite Stephen King short stories, in large part because it is so grounded. I mean, it’s a little weird, but it taps into primal human fears of height. For whatever reason, any depiction of this sort of thing where someone could potentially fall from a high place gives me a low grade panic attack. My hands get a bit clammy, and my heart beats a bit faster. Unfortunately, Robert Hays isn’t the greatest lead and Kenneth McMillan plays the villain a little cartoonishly. Still, it’s a solid segment, even if it’s not the best adaptation of the source material.

The third segment is known as The General, and is based on an original idea from King. The wandering cat has found Drew Barrymore and is determined to protect her from a tiny soul-sucking troll that comes out at night. This is the kookiest segment, by far, but it’s also quite entertaining. Barrymore is more comfortable here than her other Stephen King role in Firestarter, the horrible mother character is played well by Candy Clark, and the effects work in animating the little troll is remarkable. The cat wrangler also did a pretty great job, and the segment ends pretty well.

Like all anthologies, some of these segments are stronger than others, and the whole package is a bit of a tonal mess, serious and silly at the same time, but it actually does come together pretty well if you can get on its wavelength. It’s not top tier King, but it’s a nice introduction, and if you caught some of this stuff on cable in the 1980s like I did, it’s got a bit of nostalgia going for it. **1/2

Hard to believe it’s already the sixth week of Halloween. Keep an eye out for some Televised Horror on Wednesday, and while the big day is on Friday, the traditional Speed Round post will likely still be on Sunday.

Fellow Travelers in the Halloween Ways

Those who celebrate the Halloween season do so in many and varied ways and hard as it may be to believe here in 2024, they even maintain blogs to document their celebration. Here, we do the Six Weeks of Halloween horror movie marathon, but there are lots of other approaches.

As with last year, I goofed off with some AI image generators using the prompt “Fellow Travelers in the Halloween Ways” and this is what it spit out.

Fellow Travelers in the Halloween Ways AI Image

Not too shabby. Anyway, let’s take a look at some other like-minded, pumpkin-headed Halloween bloggers:

Old Hands

Film Thoughts – Zack, previously the only other practitioner of the Six Weeks of Halloween, has continued to expand his marathon to the full two months of September and October. As per usual, his output is prolific, typically covering two movies and a smattering of television episodes nearly daily. He’s also quite thoughtful and insightful in his reviews, and his curation is eclectic (always find new things to watch reading his blog). This year, Zack is also tackling a sorta condensed 50 from 50 challenge. A couple years ago, I watched 50 movies from 50 different countries, and what took me 12 months, Zack is on track to finish in just two. Well done!

Cinema Crazed – I only started following these folks a few years ago, but I guess that qualifies as an Old Hand at this point, and they’re still going strong, covering everything from anticipated streaming releases to physical media boxed sets (of J-Horror) to one of my favorite, underrated and underseen obscurities.

Horror Movie a Day – Brian doesn’t post every day anymore and his output this Halloween season has been somewhat limited, but the man watched and wrote about a horror movie every day for several years, so his archives are invaluable this time of year. I often find myself looking up an obscure movie I never heard of and finding that he wrote a review of it, like, 10 years ago.

Hellowe’en Horror -Well curated collection of images, posters, screenshots, and gifs from various horror flicks, still marching along with the season…

Final Girl – Stacy had the interesting idea to revisit her first ever Shocktober shenanigans in honor of the 20 year anniversary. Unfortunately, she’s had to cut her festivities short due to some sort of family emergency. Hopefully everything’s ok, but in case you can’t tell, she’s got decades worth of archives that are also quite entertaining this time of year.

New Hands

Cinematic Catharsis – Some interesting stuff here, including the intriguing Hammer-Amicus Blogathon (which, for some reason, is scheduled for November 7-9, but whatever).

Classic Horrors Club – Lots of movie reviews ranging from the obscure to the popular to the… not popular… (as all Halloween movie marathons should be!)

Dispatches from the Macabre Republic – I’ve included this one before (so not entirely a new hand), but regardless, there’s lots of reviews of horror literature and short stories here, amongst the usual oddball stuff. Plus, he liked Clown in a Cornfield too.

Severed Hands

Wonderful Wonderblog – Spreading the love beyond just movies and into various spooky versions of stuff like lottery tickets and records and whatnot.

Halloween Mixes – Well, technically, this blog is titled “The Murderer’s Plague Of The Phantasmagoric Beast Of The Haunted Screaming Horror Of The Mad Scientist’s Monster’s Bride Of The Vampire’s Bloody Psychotic Alien Werewolf Curse Of The Ghost Of The Zombie That Ate The Return of Dav’s Ultimate Halloween”, but uh, yeah it’s got an archive of nice playlists of Halloween themed music (including a recently compiled 2025 list)

Countdown to Halloween – Long list of blogs and websites doing some sort of Halloween theme… Apparently I missed the announcement and forgot to get myself included this year. Drats!

So there you have it. Halloween blogs are still a thing, kinda. It’s not just me. Stay tuned, we’ve got some Feline Frights coming your way on Sunday…

J-Horror – 6WH

Japanese Horror, shortened to J-Horror, dates back to the Edo period (and obviously earlier folklore), but didn’t really take off in cinema until post-WWII. The immediate post-war period was filled with radiation parables and mutated monsters and Kaiju, but also a persistent use of vengeful spirits. After the gore-fueled excess of the 80s slashers in Hollywood, US audiences became enamored with the more psychological, suspense driven approach typical of Japanese ghost stories. Following the breakthrough success of 1998’s Ringu, Hollywood embarked on a series of mostly poorly received remakes of J-Horror classics (the lone exception was Gore Verbinski’s remake of The Ring, though several others did well at the box office). Seeing as how this period also coincided with the explosion of DVDs, even the bad remakes had the ultimate effect of driving people towards the originals.

This is all a bit of a simplification, of course, but it’s how I discovered the aforementioned Ringu and also stuff like Ju-on: The Grudge, Dark Water, Pulse, and Audition. Obviously there’s lots of other pockets of Japanese Horror that are worth exploring, but this week I caught up with an older example of J-Horror as well as two flicks from that fabled 90s-2000s run.

Six Weeks of Halloween: Week 5 – J-Horror

Onibaba – A woman and her mother-in-law attempt to survive during a civil war. She’s devastated when she learns that her husband has not survived the war, and soon starts an affair with a neighbor. The jealous mother-in-law attempts to Scooby-Doo the situation using a demon mask she’s taken off a dead samurai. Hijinks ensue.

Onibaba

Most of the movie plays like a slow-burn historical drama about grief, desparation, sex, repression, loneliness, jealousy, and the indirect costs of war. The horror elements only come in towards the end of the film, and even then, we know who’s wearing the mask and why. Only the final moments of the film really go hard into horror trappings, and it’s quite a haunting ending. The makeup used in those closing shots was inspired by photos of mutilated victims of the atomic bombs that ended WWII, but even without that knowledge, the ending remains genuinely unsettling.

Filming in stark black and white and making extensive use of Suzuki grass gives the film a certain claustrophobic quality that’s hard to shake. Indeed, the grass is critical for practical, atmospheric, and metaphorical reasons – to borrow a cliché, the grass is almost like another character in the film (so too are the hole and the mask, I guess). It’s a great slow-burn drama, but its horror elements are a bit staid, if effective once they crop up. I was a bit mixed when I first watched it, but it’s stuck in my head in a good way. ***

Noroi: The Curse – A documentary filmmaker investigates several seemingly unconnected supernatural occurrences that eventually trace back to a failed ceremony meant to placate an ancient demon.

Noroi: The Curse

J-Horror goes found footage, complete with news clips and other television program segments in addition to more traditional documentary film crew stuff. It can’t entirely avoid the usual found footage pitfalls, particularly towards the ending when the shaky camera becomes much more prominent (and so too does the typical question of why they are continuing to film). It’s also overlong and convoluted, but it’s all done in service of increasing tension and suspense, with several intriguing segments building towards some eye opening shots in the end.

Does it sustain the tension over the full runtime and stick the landing? Your mileage may vary, and it’s not perfect, but I found myself pretty well captivated. ***

One Missed Call – People start receiving mysterious voicemail messages from their future selves, providing a recording of their final moments before death (along with the exact moment of their death in the call log).

One Missed Call

This movie is clearly drafting off of the “cursed technology” template set by Ringu, but director Takashi Miike brings a clear and disturbing vision to the proceedings, crafting several standout sequences and executing well. For example, the haunting music-box ringtone that shows up frequently is perfect and haunting, even later in the film. Unfortunately, the plot is a bit of a mess and goes on for far too long, blunting what could have been an interesting story.

This would later be remade in Hollywood, and that remake is notoriously bad (so much so that it may have single handedly killed the J-Horror remake trend). This movie has its charms and is worth a watch because Miike is a talented guy who knows how to elevate even a rote premise with eerie atmosphere and tension-building sequences. Even if it doesn’t entirely come together in the end, it’s still an interesting film. **1/2

At this point, we should be as caught up as we can be with the technical difficulties we’ve been experiencing. A thousand pardons for the lateness and missed posts. We should be back on track this week, with some horror television on Wednesday and Feline Frights next Sunday. Stay tuned!

Mario Bava – 6WH

This is not the first time we’ve covered Mario Bava during the Six Weeks of Halloween. We don’t usually repeat themes here, but we can make an exception for the Godfather of Italian Horror, can’t we? Naturally, I’ve already seen Bava’s most famous and influential works, notably including Blood and Black LaceBlack SundayBlack Sabbath, and A Bay of Blood (aka Twitch of the Death Nerve), and those are probably the best place to start if you’re unfamiliar, but I figured I’d take a deeper dive into his filmography this week and checkout three of his mid-tier offerings.

Six Weeks of Halloween: Week 4 – Mario Bava

The Girl Who Knew Too Much (aka The Evil Eye) – An American tourist has quite an eventful trip to Italy. In her first day, she finds out that she was seated next to a criminal on the plane, the elderly aunt she was visiting passes away, and while walking to the hospital to find help, she is mugged, knocked on the head, passes out, and wakes up only to witness a murder. She reports the murder to the police, who don’t believe her because they can’t find the body. But a kindly doctor played by a young horror stalwart John Saxon takes pity. He takes her around town, imitates how slaves died in the Colosseum and demonstrates the proper way to goosestep, which turns out to be a surprisingly effective wooing strategy. Soon enough, they find themselves embroiled in a decade old series of “alphabet murders” and naturally, our unlucky heroine is next up on the victim list.

The Girl Who Knew Too Much

This movie is generally considered to be the first Giallo film. Most of the conventions are here, but perhaps not quite fully formed. The title is a clear play on Hitchcock, but the plot is a bit of a twisty mess, with tons of red herrings and nonsensical developments. There’s clearly an influence that would wend its way through the sub-genre over the next couple of decades, and that alone makes this an interesting watch. It’s one of Bava’s earlier black and white efforts and it looks great. The photography is well calibrated, and Bava’s use of framing and blocking are on full display. Funnily enough, our main protagonist seems to be reading a literal Giallo novel throughout the movie, but because of the black and white photography, we can’t actually confirm if the cover of said novel is yellow (it’s apparently not a real book, but it’s clearly a trashy crime novel).

Bava would one up himself with later Giallo efforts like Blood and Black Lace (just one year later) and Bay of Blood, but this remains an interesting artifact as an originator of so many tropes, even if later Giallos would improve on the formula. **1/2

Lisa and the Devil – Lisa is a lost tourist who takes refuge in a mansion at the behest of an aloof matriarch, an infatuated son, and a sinister housekeeper played by Telly Savalas.

Lisa and the Devil

What a strange, dreamlike, hallucinatory experience. The plot, such as it is, is totally absurd, but the surreal tone mixed with a sorta modern gothic aesthetic fits surprisingly well. Filmed in technicolor, Bava’s visual wizardry is in full effect. You could certainly call this style over substance, but maybe it’s more style as substance?

It’s a bizarre mishmash of elements that shouldn’t work at all, but which I found pretty entertaining. It might be my favorite of the week, but it doesn’t really approach Bava’s best. ***

Shock – A couple moves into a new house, but can’t escape the vengeful ghost of the woman’s former husband, who seems to be possessing her son.

Shock

This is technically known as Beyond the Door II, but like the other films in that series, is completely independent of the other entries. The only connective tissue is that each entry involves some sort of possession, starting with the first movie’s clear Exorcist influence, but quickly disappating in this sequel, and going even further afield in the third.

This is something of a slow burn, but it picks up in the third act, evoking Edgar Allan Poe and prefiguring a lot of haunted house flicks to come (even to this day – Blumhouse made this sort of thing a staple in the last 15 years or so). It’s anchored by a great performance from frequent Argento collaborator Daria Nicolodi, but nearly sunk by a child performance that is particularly awful. Bava’s usual visual flare is present, including one of the best Texas Switches ever executed, which keeps things interesting.

This was Bava’s last film, and is in many ways a lesser entry in his filmography, but it’s still an interesting watch, especially in the final act. **1/2

Many apologies for the lateness of this post. I experienced some technical difficulties with my web host and the backup that got restored nuked my notes, so this post isn’t quite as detailed as usual. Anywho, we should be back on track, and I’m posting this on the same day as the Week 5 J-Horror post (we’ve missed week 4.5, but we’ll cover those movies in the inevitable Speed Round).

Coulrophobia – 6WH

For the uninitiated, Coulrophobia is the extreme and/or irrational fear of clowns. The etymology of the word is a bit suspect, apparently coming from the Greek word for “stilt walker” (due to the common practice of walking on stilts during a performance, but also because there’s no clear antecedent to the word “clown” in Greek) in combination with the much more common “phobia” suffix. Perhaps more surprising is that its origin is unknown. It seems to have been coined in the late 80s or early 90s, without any reference or explanation, in lists of phobias circulating on the Internet. The OED pegs its first usage in a Usenet post from 1997, but it almost certainly predates that.

So the word basically originates from some dude making it up on the internet, and then it stuck. And now doctors and academics study the phenomenon. The relatively recent appearance of the term makes a certain sort of sense though. John Wayne Gacy, the infamous “Killer Clown” serial killer, was captured in 1978. Depictions of clowns in movies and books like Poltergeist (1982), Stephen King’s epic novel It (1986), and it’s subsequent 1990 mini-series adaptation starring a particularly menacing Tim Curry probably did more to popularize the concept of Coulrophobia than anything else. It’s thus not surprising that the term would crop up right around that time. This week, we’ll look at one of those early killer clown movies as well as a much more recent entry into the canon.

Six Weeks of Halloween: Week 3.5 – Coulrophobia (AKA Killer Clowns)

Clown in a Cornfield – Quinn and her father have moved to a small town hoping for a fresh start. But the town is going through its own hard times and now a killer clown has entered the chat. Hijinks ensue.

Clown in a Cornfield

I can’t figure out why this movie has not caught on with audiences at all. Don’t get me wrong, this is no masterpiece and most of the criticisms are valid, but it’s still a fun movie with plenty of clown carnage and at least one genuinely eye opening surprise. Many of the complaints seem to boil down to this not being one of the genres best, or derivative of other, better stuff. Which is fair, I guess, but this is also a pretty good summation of most of the genre (including plenty of movies that generate ride-or-die fandoms). Even “elevated horror” movies have settled into a formulaic groove these days.

I suppose gore hounds might not be fully satisfied, but there are plenty of cheap thrills to be had. Similarly, this isn’t an out-and-out comedy, but there are several laughs to be had. I suppose that sort of thing could undercut the scares, but this is still clearly a horror movie. Director Eli Craig previously made the excellent Tucker and Dale vs Evil, which may have raised people’s expectations a little too high. I have not read Adam Cesare’s novels, so maybe the inevitable “the book was better” refrain is the culprit, but I haven’t seen much mention of this in reviews either (maybe I’ll take a flier on the first audiobook to find out).

I don’t know what to tell you, this is a fun movie. It’s not innovative, it doesn’t have a ton of thematic depth, and its olds vs youngs theme (a common enough trope) borders on hamfisted culture war cringe (thankfully it doesn’t fully cross that line), but it’s got clowns in a cornfield, what else do you really need? They let character actor Kevin Durand cook, the young cast is capable and photogenic, the pacing is tight, the runtime is a svelte 96 minutes, I was genuinely surprised at least once, and I laughed out loud several times. I realize I’ve spent most of this review acknowledging this movie’s flaws, but I went in with low expectations and was pleasantly surprised. Obviously its theatrical run wasn’t great, but maybe it’ll catch on as it makes its way through streaming (currently on Shudder, but I’m sure it’ll make the rounds eventually.) **1/2

Killer Klowns from Outer Space – Aliens disguised as clowns invade Earth and capture unsuspecting victims in cotton candy cocoons for nefarious purposes.

Killer Klowns from Outer Space

It’s an altogether more successful ode to 50s B-Movie creature features than last week’s The Incredible Melting Man. This is one of those movies I caught in bits and pieces on cable back in the 90s and I’ll be frank: I never really got it back then. Now that I’ve seen more of what inspired it, and perhaps now that I’ve actually watched it from start to finish, I found it to be a much more enjoyable experience. It’s one of those movies where its flaws, like cardboard cutout characters and a goofy tone, become endearing. Meanwhile, they know where their bread is buttered, reserving their budget for a diverse range of practical effects, including well designed and surprisingly menacing killer clown costumes and makeup.

Look, this wasn’t exactly an Oscar contender at the time, but the passion and creativity on display was admirable and it remains wildy entertaining. It’s certainly a better movie than Clown in a Cornfield, but these two films made for a nice double feature after a few drinks. ***

Up next for the Six Weeks of Halloween: a trio of Mario Bava thrillers. Still to come: some televised horror, a few classic horror comedies, and much, much moar…

Melt Movies – 6WH

If you don’t know what “melt movies” are, congratulations, you are a well adjusted individual. Me? Well, I only know about melt movies due to deep, anthropological and intellectual study of film history. Or something. Anyway, melt movies are a particularly rare sub-genre (micro-genre? nano-genre?) of body horror featuring gratuitous displays of melting human flesh.

Like all such taxonomic classifications, there are plenty of controversial debates about what should be included in this rather narrow genre, but nearly everyone agrees: It’s not a melt movie if it’s just one scene and/or melting bodies isn’t part of the main plot. This disqualifies perhaps the most famous melt scene in cinema history: the melting Nazi at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark. Estimates for the number of melt movies in existence range from lows of around 7-8 to highs in the mid 20s (though you can’t get that high without including a lot of borderline cases).

The most famous examples include The Blob remake and The Stuff, but to my mind, the quintessential melt movie is Street Trash. As implied by the title, it’s not exactly a respectable movie, but it’s surprisingly well made, featuring truly astounding makeup and effects work, not to mention surprisingly fluid steadicam shots (the director, J. Michael Muro, would go on to become a tremendously successful steadicam operator, working with the likes of James Cameron, Michael Mann, Kathryn Bigelow, and more.) Nothing we watch today will rival those three movies, but they all have their gelatinous charms. So let’s fire up that thesaurus, because we’re going to need a lot of synonyms for “melting.”

Six Weeks of Halloween: Week 3 – Melt Movies

The Incredible Melting Man – Generally considered the first true melt movie, this is about an astronaut exposed to cosmic rays who returns to earth as a slowly liquifying body, and immediately escapes the least secure hospital ever conceived. He wanders the countryside looking for human flesh to eat. Or something like that, this isn’t a movie that is all that concerned with story or characters or plot. There are some gestures in that direction, I guess, but it’s really just a throwback 50s-style B-movie creature-feature. Heck, even the title feels like a parody of those 50s movies.

The Incredible Melting Man

The only real reason to watch this movie is for the effects and gore, which are truly gross and effective. A young Rick Baker designed the creature at the heart of the film as well as the carnage that creature wreaks. The gelatinous, goopy creature is genuinely disturbing to look at, and some of the gory deaths are pretty well done for what they are. While this may seem like a 50s B-Movie throwback, it certainly has a lurid 70s style gore.

Unfortunately, that’s all this movie really has going for it. Gore hounds might get a kick out of some of the effects, but I suspect even they’d be bored most of the time, since there are tons of interminable cutaways (the bickering older couple being particularly dreadful, and not in the good way). Only recommended for students of the micro-genre. *1/2

Slime City – A college student moves into an old apartment building and samples some of the neon green yoghurt and wine offered by the residents, after which he becomes a goopy mess who can’t turn back to normal until he kills someone. There’s some character stuff with the student’s girlfriend, but it’s not exactly a barnburner of a story. There is more stuff involving a cult and possession and whatnot, but it’s all a pretty thin excuse to get us to the gloppy gunk.

Slime City

So once again, the only real draw here is the makeup and effects work, which is genuinely gooey and unnerving. It helps (er, for certain values of “help”) that the melting happens slowly at first, with the initial effects resembling sweat, then moving towards a viscous, jelly-like consistency before going full pudding. Our hapless student also covers himself in barely-effective bandages at times, which masks but doesn’t entirely conceal the oozing sludge (there’s a visual resemblance to the invisible man costume here that’s probably intentional, but nonetheless effective).

I bagged on the story here, and it’s really not anything special, but it does build to an actual finale that really goes for it. At this point the effect may not have entirely outstripped the budget, but they’re still charming (the crawling brain was fun). Apparently the aforementioned Jim Muro (of Street Trash fame) was the steadicam operator for this movie, though I don’t think it’s as effective here (at least partly because most of the action takes place in small apartment rooms and otherwise isolated locations). This would make for a nice double feature with Street Trash, but it’s clearly inferior (if a lot better than The Incredible Melting Man). It has its moments though. **1/2

Body Melt – The first phase is hallucinogenic. The second phase is glandular. The third phase is… arglebargghhheld. We never hear the formal name of the third phase because the person diagnosing this condition, brought on by “health” supplements, experiences some neck trauma involving a slight case of Lovecraftian tentacle monsterism.

Body Melt

Look, I think we’ve amply established that these melt movies aren’t exactly sophisticated in terms of story or plot, but I will say that this movie does seem to have a little more on its mind, and the filmmakers have at least some talent for framing and blocking a scene. This movie probably has the highest budget as well, which means they can spend at least some money on something other than slime and sludge.

The “hallucinogenic” phase also lets them engage in more surreal visuals beyond the usual scummy slop, though that sort of thing also results in a level of incoherence that doesn’t exactly help the overarching story. The credits mention that this is based on 4 different short stories from Australian writer/director Philip Brophy, which might explain why this feels like a collection of half-baked, gross thought experiments rather than a full blown movie. Still, it’s nice to see actual filmmaking and acting at play here (though I will mention that this praise does not extend to the editing, which is quite awkward). Of course, it’s not a serious character study or anything. For instance, one of the plot threads involves a family of inbred Australian hicks that’s mostly played for slapsticky laughs.

It’s not a particularly lucid film, but it is well made and gross, and features the likes of killer snot, a seemingly sentient placenta monster, homoerotic muscle men, a surprisingly effective electronica soundtrack, massive amounts of mucus and phlegm (and other, less identifiable, bodily fluids), exploding cocks, imploding heads, the requisite bumbling cops, and all around wacky Ozploitation carnage. What else could you want?

It plays like a mashup of early Peter Jackson, Repo Man, and Street Trash, and that could have been glorious if these gross vignettes could have been corralled into a coherent story. It’s probably the least “melty” movie of the three I watched, but there’s plenty of splattering and sloshing and multiple genuine melts, so it certainly qualifies. Vinegar Syndrome rescued this movie a while ago, and the restoration looks pretty great, which might also be coloring my response. Ultimately, it’s a fascinating movie and the best of the three I watched, but it’s certainly not for everyone and I can’t help but wonder how much better it would be if there was more of a comprehensible throughline. **1/2

Thanks again to the Thesaurus for providing so many different words for melting and goop. Next up for the Six Weeks of Halloween, Coulrophobia (aka Killer Klowns!) and a Mario Bava triple feature.

Update: Due to some technical difficulties, we’ve lost some comments on this post in which Kaedrin friend Padraic informs me that The Incredible Melting Man was actually a famous MST3K episode, and if I’d have known that going into this week, I would have probably watched the movie that way. It would have been much more enjoyable!

Flyquels – 6WH

With all these sequels I’m watching, maybe I’m just a glutton for punishment. A few years ago, I had a hankering to revisit Cronenberg’s The Fly remake, but for whatever reason, the highest quality version available was part of a Scream Factory boxed set of all of the Fly movies, including the 1989 sequel to Cronenberg’s film and the 1958 original and its sequels. So I’ve had all these Flyquels just laying around, and I figured it was finally time to watch them. Expectations are low, but who knows, maybe I’ll surprise myself:

Six Weeks of Halloween: Week 2.5 – Flyquels

Return of the Fly – In the wake of The Fly‘s success, this cash grab sequel abandons the sci-fi mystery angle in favor of a more traditional creature feature. It’s fifteen years later, and the son of the first film’s scientist attempts to resume the transportation experiment that caused his father’s mysterious disappearance. What could go wrong?

Return of the Fly

There’s some obvious budgetary limitations resulting in a black and white film (which is actually pretty well done) and an embiggened, completely ridiculous fly monster costume (which is decidedly not). The fly head is so large that the stuntman sometimes has to use his hands to support it, and in one sequence, he accidentally bangs into a hanging light. It’s all quite amusing, actually, but not particularly good. Other effects (particularly the first transporter mishap involving a guinea pig with human hands) are laughable. This sort of thing could be endearing if you’re in the right mindset, and the film does at least attempt to progress the overarching story started in the first film.

For instance, there’s an actual villain this time around, a criminal who wants to sell the (clearly defective) transporter technology. Or something. His plan isn’t entirely clear, and while I suppose the idea of using the transporter as a way to dispose of evidence could be a clever development, it’s not especially well executed (and is instead used to create the aforementioned ludicrously big-headed fly monster). Still, it’s a welcome development and a good way to differentiate the sequel.

So this isn’t exactly a great film, but it has some charming elements, Vincent Price reprises his role from the first film for a few key scenes before being sidelined, and there’s some interesting parallels between this film and The Fly II, which we’ll get to shortly. **

Curse of the Fly – Apparently unphased by the disastrous events of the previous film, our re-integrated hero continues his work on the matter transporter, eventually enlisting his two sons in the endeavor. Naturally, the cursed project continues to cause… health problems with its users. Hijinks ensue.

Curse of the Fly

The most notable aspect of this film is: a suspicious absence of flies. Yes, this is a Fly sequel with nary a fly (let alone a human/fly hybrid monster) to be seen. Naturally, there are still transporter mishaps and monster-esque creatures, but hey, it’s a small price to pay for advancing the project to the point where they can transport a person from Montreal to London. Despite being released in 1965, this movie must take place sometime well into the 1980s, though obviously there’s no real mention or consequence of this (other than yet another generation of transporter scientists).

The film starts with an eye-opening sequence of a half-naked woman jumping out of a window and running along the road, thus starting a rather odd romantic sub-plot that feels a bit tacked on, but kinda funny. Imagine escaping from an insane asylum, falling in love and marrying a dude, then finding out that he’s involved in a generational mad science scheme. At least it’s memorable.

There are some who appreciate the simple mad scientist mayhem, but I can’t quite get over the flyless approach, and it’s mostly forgettable as a result. **

The Fly II – This sequel to David Cronenberg’s 1986 remake of The Fly follows the son of Geena Davis and Jeff Goldblum’s characters from the first film. Having been conceived after Goldblum’s transporter mishap, the son grows at an accelerated rate. He’s been adopted by the Bartok corporation, and kept under lock and key so that they can see when his latent fly chromosomes come out of their dormant state. In the meantime, the son continues in his father’s footsteps, attempting to improve upon the transporter technology. This all goes as well as you think it would.

The Fly II

While not exactly a great film, it’s a little surprising that horror fans have not rallied around this or reclaimed it in the way of some other initially-unsuccessful sequels of the 80s. It clearly can’t hold a candle to Cronenberg’s masterpiece, but it’s got good bones. Plenty of unsettling body horror and goopy practical effects and an amiable lead performance from Eric Stoltz as the young fly help things along. The plot is a little messy and features some questionable elements (imagine the age-gap discourse if this came out today), but it benefits from a surpisingly earnest script that credits both Mick Garris and Frank Darabont (amongst others), and really delivers the effects-laden goods in the final act. And the late 80s practical effects work is truly great, with the only minor flaw being the slightly awkward movements of the fully realized fly creature (which are still pretty good given their limitations).

I remember watching this in bits and pieces back in the good ol’ days of cable channel surfing, but this revisit made more of an impression than it did back then. Look, it’s not winning any awards and again, it’s hard to follow the Cronenberg classic, but it seems ripe for reclamation. **1/2

Stay tuned, more goopy, melty horror coming on Sunday…

Stephen King Midlist – 6WH

Has any other book author generated anywhere near as many cinematic adaptations as Stephen King? I suppose Shakespeare, and maybe a few other classics, but certainly among modern authors (or living authors), King seems to be the, er, uh, king. It certainly helps that he’s quite prolific, both in terms of novels and shorter fiction, and he also famously created what’s known as the Dollar Baby arrangement that allows student filmmakers to adapt one of his short stories for the lofty price of $1 (naturally, most of those films didn’t become famous – but filmmakers like Frank Darabont would revisit King’s work later in their professional career to much acclaim).

Obviously I’ve already seen the majority of the most famous adaptations of King’s work, so this week we take a look at Stephen King’s Midlist, and three adaptations of such work.

Six Weeks of Halloween: Week 2 – Stephen King Midlist

The Long Walk – In a dystopian future, 50 teenagers compete in an annual walking contest. If your pace falls below 3 miles per hour, you are given warnings and if you don’t resume that minimum pace, you will be executed. The last man walking wins. The prize is unimaginable wealth and vague promises of granting a “wish,” but your odds are obviously not great.

The Long Walk

It’s one of those great Stephen King hooks that really pulls you into a story. I always struggle to understand how these weird dystopian contests actually benefit the totalitarian government running them, but it’s still a provocative premise, the rules are simple and effectively established, and the whole thing becomes a backdrop for King to develop an ensemble of characters. Cooper Hoffman and David Jonsson play the leads well (both are well on their way to long, successful careers), and a colorful supporting cast is able to portray a surprising amount of camaraderie amongst the contestants. For the most part, there’s not backstabbing or sacrificing of others amongst the contestants, and indeed most of the kids cheer each other on and even try to help out people suffering unfortunate accidents that slow them down. Hoffman and Jonsson’s characters develop a surprisingly tight friendship throughout, which leads to an inexorable and tragic conclusion (the finer points of which we can argue about, but it’s a point of tension that you know will have to be faced eventually.) Mark Hamill shows up as the Major, the military leader overseeing the competition who likes to give scenery chewing speeches about honor and bravery and other hypocritical pieties. Sometimes it feels like he’s in a different movie, though that makes sense because his position is nowhere near as precarious or desperate as the walkers.

King originally wrote this story during the Vietnam war, and this movie doesn’t do a whole lot to change the metaphorical parallels. For instance, at one point a couple days into the walk, our contestants encounter a steep incline and a good half of the remaining contestants get their ticket punched. It’s a pretty transparent allusion to soldiers being asked to “take that hill” (and suffering massive casualties) for little to no real reason. It’s also worth noting that the movie does not shy away from gratuitous depictions of the executions. You might think a movie like this would do something more tasteful where a kid falls behind the pack and then you just hear a gunshot and maybe see a body laying in the distance. And there is some of that, but this movie quickly establishes what it’s doing with the first death, a gunshot that literally blows off the kid’s face. This isn’t a movie that’s going to shy away from its deadly premise. Of course, that first gory shot is immediately followed by the title card, as if to say, yeah this is going to be brutal, but it’s only a movie.

Visually, the film works well enough. There’s only so much you can do with a story that essentially boils down to a bunch of people walking and talking for two hours. That being said, director Francis Lawrence keeps things movie at a steady pace and lets the actors carry the story forward (and for the most part, they succeed). The pastoral beauty of the American landscape makes for a nice contrast to the nasty nature of the walk. The violence itself is suitably bracing, though I have to admit that seeing this movie not long after inadvertently seeing two literal snuff films on social media in the preceding weeks gave me pause. The ending, while clearly paying off concepts set up earlier in the story, doesn’t entirely sit right with me either. It didn’t seem like Jonnson’s character would do that, even if it was the writerly thing to do (I have not read the book, but supposedly the ending there is different, and I’m really curious now). Ultimately, this is a brutal, but effective film that really does showcase the sort of thing that Stephen King is known for… It’s certainly not the best Stephen King adaptation, but it’s one of the better ones for sure. ***

Firestarter – After an experiment with hallucinogens gives Andy and Vicky telepathic abilities, the government agency that sponsored the experiment (known as “The Shop”) is after them and their 8 year old child Charlie, who has displayed pyrokinetic powers as she matures. When Vicky is tortured and killed by government agents, Andy and Charlie go on the run. Hijinks ensue.

Firestarter

By this point in Stephen King’s writing career, he’d already built up a pretty good relationship with Hollywood such that movie rights for new books like this one were purchased before the book even came out. And why not? We’ve got a Carrie-esque story that, instead of relying on deep character study of a troubled young woman that culminates in tragedy, features a much more traditional thriller structure. The first half of the film is a chase picture leavened with flashbacks, and is reasonably successful at generating tension with tons of near misses and just a hint of the pschic-powered mayhem that’s to come. The second half of the film is decidedly less dynamic, and features young Charlie being tricked into developing her skills by government agents who want to use her powers as a weapon (as all government programs like this want). This portion of the film is repetive, slow, and repetitive, but they do eventually get to the fireworks factory, quite literally, for the finale.

Things are helped along by a pretty stacked cast, even if they’re not all operating at the height of their powers. Drew Barrymore, hot off her appearance in E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, gets the lead here and… can’t entirely sell it. She does fine in some of the more normal, dramatic moments, but the more hokey elements of the plot were perhaps a bit much for her – witness her endless attempts to control her powers with a mantra of “back it off.” This might not be entirely Barrymore’s fault; it’s the sort of thing that probably works on the page, but not so much on screen. Similarly, George C. Scott shows up playing what is supposed to be a Native American character who thinks he can steal the little girl’s powers if he kills her. This is a tall order, but amazingly, Scott gives what is probably the best performance in the movie. I mean, he can’t quite overcome the story’s constraints, but he’s got an undeniable presence on screen, and the role calls for him to be more than a rote, one-note villain. That sort of villainy is reserved for Martin Sheen, who doesn’t really have much to do as the head of The Shop.

Director Mark Lester keeps things moving at a brisk pace, even when saddled with lengthy flashbacks or hokey effects. The fireball-soaked finale is certainly eye opening, if a little silly (Lester would improve upon this sequence with only a slightly less magical Schwartzenegger in Commando), but it does deliver on the promise of the premise. This isn’t strictly a good movie, but it’s surprisingly entertaining if you’re willing to go with some of contrivances. **1/2

The Dark Half – Writer Thad Beaumont hasn’t had much literary success, but his secret pseudonym, George Stark, has developed a hugely successful series of trashy, violent crime novels. When confronted by a blackmailer, Beaumont decides to just go public with the information, even going so far as to stage a mock funeral for his old pen name. After a series of grisly murders seemingly committed by the fictional Stark, Beaumont is beginning to wonder if he may have brought his alter ego to life.

The Dark Half

Another great Stephen King hook, and director George Romero does an excellent job managing the setup and escalation of the premise. Lots of mysterious happenings get your mind revving, but unfortunately this is one of those situations where King writes himself into a corner, and the conclusion can’t help but feel a little unsatisfying. At just over two hours, it perhaps spends a little too much time on basically repetitive plot developments, but then, you do get plenty of creepy sequences as Stark stalks his prey. Timothy Hutton does well in a dual role, though I’m always amused by King’s reliance on greaser aesthetics for his villains. Supporting turns from Michael Rooker and Amy Madigan, amongst others, keep things interesting.

Much like Firestarter, this is one of those things that will be quite entertaining if you can get on its wavelength, but it’s more than a little silly, especially as the story moves on. I had fun with it, but it’s not exactly profound stuff. **1/2

That’s all for this week, but don’t worry, the Stephen King Midlist is extensive. I think we’ll be seeing at least one more of these suckers during the Six Weeks of Halloween. In the meantime, stay tuned for Flyquels, coming on Wednesday.