Iam not McDonalds !
Wife to Husband:
“Come Help Me in Garden..”
Husband:
“Wat do U think I am? A Gardener??” :O
Wife:
“Come Fix the Toilet Faucet..!”
Husband:
What do U Think I am? A Plumber??“ :O
Wife:
"Come fix the Door Handle..”
Husband:
What do U Think I am? A Carpenter?? :O
[The husband went out but when he came back,
he saw that everything was fixed..!
The garden, toilet faucet & the door handle..!]
Husband:
Who did it??
The Wife Said:
“Its the neighbour Pintu’s father,
But he gave me two options…
Either to make him a Burger;
OR
sleep with him ! ”
Husband:
I’m sure U gave him a Burger..! :))Wife:
“What do U Think I am?
‘Mc'Donalds’ ???