Macaulay Culkin Is Not Like You
The 39-year-old—call him 'Mack'—has been liberated longer than you realize.
BY RYAN D'AGOSTINO
February 11, 2020
He is taking off his pants while standing up, trying not to fall over. He’s got his ankle kind of balanced on the opposite knee, and he sometimes loses his balance for a second, the way you and I do when we take off our pants while standing up. He has to hop on one foot. Sometimes he lets out a little whoop when he teeters on one foot, the way you and I might, especially if six people were watching us take off our pants and we lost our balance.
So there he is in his underwear. Macaulay Culkin.