Weak I 01 January : 08 January | No. 4,878 (cartoon) Old Whine in New Bottles Bike People and Horse People Polly’s Missing Eyebrow No Smoking, Depending Death, Detroit, and Christmas Fifty-Four Can Natives Go Native?
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| Weak II 09 January : 14 January | No. 3,043 (cartoon) Vodka Pills The Mystery of Marriage A Really Good Headline Here’s to Iranian Tavern Wenches! Channeling Rip Van Winkle
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| Weak III 15 January : 21 January | No. 5,405 (cartoon) Obesity Through the Floor An Eternity of Time The Price of Cheap Electronics No More Good and Bad? Harrington Avenue Fountain (Not) On Drugs
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| Weak IV 22 January : 29 January | No. 369 (cartoon) Hair Cleanser versus Shampoo Pamela Z’s Implicit Statement Mushy Haggis Brain A Night Alone with the Fish Named Bullets Beautiful Women, Shy Men, and Indifferent Dogs Gallo in 4'33"
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| Weak V 30 January : 04 February | No. 4,612 (cartoon) Saliva Noodles -dous! The Final Screw Bad Dogs! Thursday at the Dentist
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| Weak VI 05 February : 11 February | No. 1,891 (cartoon) Thoroughly Irritating Full Moon Story Num Num Cheese! The My Way Murders Glasses Instructions, and Lack Thereof Diverse Objectionable Qualities
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| Weak VII 12 February : 19 February | No. 7,830 (cartoon) Heavy Clouds The Real VD Thing Rat Dog! Another Cat Fact A Litterary Grilled Cheese Sandwich The Depth of Andrew’s Shallowness Registering Subversives in South Carolina
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| Weak VIII 20 February : 25 February | No. 5,910 (cartoon) Arrivederci, Signor Pizza A Lovely Evening with Dr. Cristello Wrong Place, Wrong Time? Breaking News: Killer Whales Kill! Is it a Movie?
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| Weak IX 26 February : 04 March | No. 6,638 (cartoon) Recycling Books Hawai’ian Fish Story Cuss Free or Cuss-free? Four More Books Happy Birthday, Laser Printer Things Could Be Worse
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| Weak X 05 March : 12 March | No. 1,999 (cartoon) Suicidal Exposure Snuff Film Buffet Naegleria gruberi and Naegleria fowleri Things (Not) to Do Before Dying A Turbulent Flight Aborted Noisy German Youth Whale Must Get Stoned
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| Weak XI 13 March : 18 March | No. 2,111 (cartoon) Pi Day Redux Freedom from Gender, Slash Shortage Slow Motion Cheeseburger Suicide Despicable Dog Tricks Why I’m David, Not Timothy
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| Weak XII 19 March : 25 March | No. 2,247 (cartoon) High Tech Crash Digital Data Telegrams and Electronic Voice Transcommunicators Omitting Needless Words Wine Pairings Jim Marshall, 1936-2010 Happy New Year! Again!
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| Weak XIII 26 March : 02 April | No. 1,852 (cartoon) Shut Up and Write! Timeless Russia Another Detestable Dog Trick Small Bathroom Ideas Sixty-Four Foil Eyes Another Saint Stupid’s Day Parade Bhut Jolokia Bombs Away!
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| Weak XIV 03 April : 08 April | No. 3,020 (cartoon) An Unexplained Dedication Nice, Nice Cod Pussycat Attacks Postal Workers! Always a Catch Glenn’s Ninetieth Birthday Party
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| Weak XV 09 April : 15 April | No. 8,691 (cartoon) Wine, in a Box Little Squirrels in Cute Pink Outfits The French Air Barmecide Banquet Art in the Blood Tipsy Guam Nibbling at the Edge of Darkness
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| Weak XVI 16 April : 23 April | No. 1,892 (cartoon) Andy’s Gullible Overpriced Turgid Nostrils Bicycle Day! Dangerous Earthquake Women Tyson Homosexual and Ground Black People Open Running Sores, Fond Memories Geek Savant
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| Weak XVII 24 April : 29 April | No. 1,240 (cartoon) A Chocolate Dream Stephen Hawking’s Fear of Aliens Geopbytes and Beyond Them’s Bitin’ Words Unburn
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| Weak XVIII 30 April : 06 May | No. 8,028 (cartoon) Dark Odds Rainier Ale, Fucking Hell! Guamanians! Disagreeing with Mike Kelley Better Than Thinking About LSD Neanderthals Among Us!
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| Weak XIX 07 May : 14 May | No. 992 (cartoon) Amorousness Gone Awry The Unfortunate Dallas Braden Zee Source de Passion? Allende’s Persuasive Rationale Showing Theresa a Good Time? Art Work versus Work Work Taller than Big Rain
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| Weak XX 15 May : 20 May | No. 3,042 (cartoon) The Laser at Fifty National Dog Bite Prevention Week The Los Angeles Freeway Dialect Serendipitous Dyslexia Moonless Romance
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| Weak XXI 21 May : 27 May | No. 950 (cartoon) Thither and Yon Goodbye, Jane Babies, a Corpse, and Mayonnaise The Tenth Towel Day Pretentious Umlauts Still Stupid After All These Years
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| Weak XXII 28 May : 04 June | No. 6,867 (cartoon) Ménage à Cat Two Decades Without a Car Honey Renders a Precision Instrument Inoperative A Secret Kept! Drinking Uruguayan Wine Pirkle in a Bag That’s English!
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| Weak XXIII 05 June : 10 June | No. 2,782 (cartoon) Derek’s Call to an Empty Room The Ichikawa/Wafu Aesthetic Funny(?) Sex Lives Bryan Ferry’s Subtle Optimism Would You Believe? Cocktails
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| Weak XXIV 11 June : 17 June | No. 3,496 (cartoon) A One-Armed Story Coworkers Suck? No Bikes, Please; We’re Green Jean Cocteau’s Amazing Day Falling Ovations Revisiting Honey Renders a Precision Instrument Inoperative
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| Weak XXV 18 June : 25 June | No. 4,930 (cartoon) A Pox on All Airlines Who Needs Spare Clothes? Giant Meatballs of the Sea Flag Pills Exotic Fetor Grey Wine Airport Kitten!
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| Weak XXVI 26 June : 01 July | No. 1,304 (cartoon) Favorite Places on Earth Flee the Wacky Worm! The Arrows Point East and South Agadir/San Francisco Sand Exchange Penny in a Fountain
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| Weak XXVII 02 July : 08 July | No. 5,251 (cartoon) The Walmart Diet Flint’s in a Class of Its Own Drinking Water Roulette Peanuts are Dynamite! Luke Jerram Scares Me, Sort Of Dogs Don’t Listen, Either
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| Weak XXVIII 09 July : 16 July | No. 2,489 (cartoon) Mort Amore! Healthy Worms Drunk Crocboy Chile’s Very Large Telescope Costumers Only Elephant and Castle First Person on the Moon, Plan B
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| Weak XXIX 17 July : 22 July | No. 4,851 (cartoon) The Thirteen Unrecognized Mortal Dangers of Cabernet Sauvignon Gary Danko’s Toilet Paper Nothing Even Close to Bodacious Barefoot Man on the Subway Surprise Psychic Kiss
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| Weak XXX 23 July : 29 July | No. 8,482 (cartoon) Daniel Schorr Macho with Our Brains?! R136a1 Photographic Considerations Monogamy versus Polygamy Ohio Truths Braking too Much?!
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| Weak XXXI 30 July : 06 August | No. 4,224 (cartoon) Michigan School for the Blind, Michigan School for the Deaf Listening, Answering, or Recording Machines? Merry Goddamned Christmas Artist-in-Residence Strategy Stop Press: Depression Occurs During Pregnancy! The World’s Best Kitty Litter Free Nitrogen Trap
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| Weak XXXII 07 August : 12 August | No. 8,171 (cartoon) Eskimo Sandwiches and Eskimo Ice Cream Fraudulent Expense Accounts Lead to Dismissal?! Elaborate Dinosaur Hoax? Into the Sun Extra-Crispy
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| Weak XXXIII 13 August : 19 August | No. 368 (cartoon) Some Typographical Errors Are Worse Than Others Picture Devaluation Burial at Sea She Should Have Said Something Shrinking Moon Cheesy Beer
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| Weak XXXIV 20 August : 27 August | No. 2,300 (cartoon) Long Distance Relationships Never Work More Silly English Names Chess Boxing Bearly Dead My First Night on the (Catless) Boat Dogs and Smokers An Eighteen-Hole Cry for Help
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| Weak XXXV 28 August : 02 September | No. 8,702 (cartoon) Willy’s Way with Words Women’s Plumbing Fifty-One Trader Jose’s Salted Tortilla Chips Framed by Equilateral Triangles Sextuple Delight The Problem with Russians
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| Weak XXXVI 03 September : 09 September | No. 8,687 (cartoon) Self-indulgent Art Work Death by Capsaicin The Immensely Brobdingnagian Telescope? Capitol Swamp Missile Museum Constructive Criticism
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| Weak XXXVII 10 September : 17 September | No. 4,878 (cartoon) rainierale.com Flexible Friends Can’t Have It Both Ways The Ninety-Three Percent Solution Bad Political Theatre Sally Shredder Copywriting Secrets
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| Weak XXXVIII 18 September : 23 September | No. 7,018 (cartoon) Monumental Monuments The Oldest and Newest Photograph in the World A Minor Photographic Epiphany Oh, Shut Up The Bear, the Zucchini, and the Courgette
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| Weak XXXIX 24 September : 30 September | No. 3,491 (cartoon) Another Stalemate An Efficacious Walk Glass Half Full Twice Pretending to Die and Live Changing Lightbulbs for Days Clouds and Highways
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| Weak XL 01 October : 08 October | No. 8,445 (cartoon) Lisa’s Cadaver Concerns Listen and See Edible Books? Oktoberfest Fretting from Coast to Coast Rebecca’s Reassuring Rationale Seven Speakers Too Many
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| Weak XLI 09 October : 14 October | No. 9,656 (cartoon) Another Lovely Binary Day Writing to Drink Be The Mop Prestidigitation Fecal Transplant Love Story
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| Weak XLII 15 October : 21 October | No. 6,666 (cartoon) Catsitting Strategies The Wladziu Valentino Liberace Museum Catherine’s Work in Progress Stewardesses The Rutabaga, the Dolphin Suit, and the Mayonnaise The Taste of Rubidium or Yttrium
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| Weak XLIII 22 October : 29 October | No. 2,889 (cartoon) Snarge Declining Coffee Consumption Mistaken Point The Deaf Can Finally Hear Not Impossible Vagisil Deodorant Mist?! Thirteen Pacific Horizons
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| Weak XLIV 30 October : 04 November | No. 3,951 (cartoon) Trick! “San Francisco” “Giants” Win “World Series” Monster Raving Loony Tea Party? The Five-Dollar Burrito Rule of Thirds
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| Weak XLV 05 November : 11 November | No. 5,966 (cartoon) T Lavitz Two Dyslexic Guys ... This May Seem Odd But Scientists Say It’s True The Best Five Years of My Life Beercap Express Gin, England’s Tonic
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| Weak XLVI 12 November : 19 November | No. 8,855 (cartoon) Holey Art Buffalo Nickel Tedious Enthusiasm Movies to Watch With Your Eyes Closed Cold Showers Pretentious Frugality Curious Condom Protocol
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| Weak XLVII 20 November : 25 November | No. 8,391 (cartoon) Real versus Conceptual Apples (Don’t) Listen to Your Inner Voices If I Stop Thinking Listening Is for the Birds Thanksgiving, 1935
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| Weak XLVIII 26 November : 02 December | No. 405 (cartoon) Hidden Degrees Leslie Nielsen, Finished Fifty Black and White States Mark Twain at One Hundred and Seventy-Five The Cheeseburger Question Belochka Warning
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| Weak XLIX 03 December : 10 December | No. 9,424 (cartoon) Was Jane Austen Edited? Herbert’s Fired The Mont-Blanc Explosion Because It Wasn’t There Audio Purge Purring Until Death Happy Anthrax
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| Weak L 11 December : 16 December | No. 3,788 (cartoon) Bonnie’s Fabulous Faux Snow Goodheartedly Greasy Sandwiches Not Arguing With Susan Waking Up Brain Cells I’m Gone Like Fashion
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| Weak LI 17 December : 23 December | No. 471 (cartoon) Diego, The Amazing Transparent Cat Dr. Rahmer’s Drain Rammer Glenn Gould and Me Winter Solstice Eclipse
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| Weak LII 24 December : 31 December | No. 2,700 (cartoon) Another Shitty Christmas Laird’s Alleged Applejack Not Worth Saying Again Ignoring the Jimmy Stewart Museum Desecration of a Venerated Object Watch With Closed Eyes Rolls of Honour |