
Title: Withering Tights
Author: Louise Rennison
Published: HarperCollins (July 8th 2010)
No. of Pages: 320
Grade Rating: B+
Hilarious new series from Queen of Teen – laugh your tights off at the (VERY) amateur dramatic antics of Talullah and her bonkers mates. Boys, snogging and bad acting guaranteed!
Picture the scene: Dother Hall performing arts college somewhere Up North, surrounded by rolling dales, bearded cheesemaking villagers (male and female) and wildlife of the squirrely-type. On the whole, it’s not quite the showbiz experience Tallulah was expecting… but once her mates turn up and they start their ‘FAME! I’m gonna liiiiive foreeeeeever, I’m gonna fill my tiiiiights’ summer course things are bound to perk up. Especially when the boys arrive. (When DO the boys arrive?) Six weeks of parent-free freedom. BOY freedom. Freedom of expression… cos it’s the THEATRE dahling, theatre!!
Okay, well..erm, where to start? Withering Tights is the newest novel by one of the most popular writers for teenagers, Louise Rennison. Having not read any of the
Confessions books, I cannot compare her latest series to her last. However, I will carry on with this series, even if there are thirty-five books collectively, because they are hilarious, hoot-filled and highly entertaining!
This isn’t the type of book that can be picked apart and analysed. This is the type of book that someone might read to pass the time in wacky, funny and slightly bonkers way. The content of this book is just, for lack of a better word, bizarre. It is a memorable, tumultuous account of a nutty girl and her quest for the bright lights of fame! Throughout the book, I never really came across a plot line but I’m sure that’s the point of the entire novel. It is up and down and all over the place; throwing together snogging with singing, dancing and doughnut-eating.
As I’ve said before, Withering Tights is really odd, layered with quirks. Although at times it is perfectly funny, other times it just embraces its zaniness and the punch line of a ‘joke’ isn’t really delivered very well. It’s just so abnormal, it begins to lose its funniness and you begin to wish that Tallulah would speak some English for a page or two. Saying this, there is a fun, little glossary in the back of the book explaining what some of Tallulah’s bizarre vocabulary actually means.
Sometimes, Withering Tights was shake-the-book-whilst-on-the-brink-of-tears funny, eccentric and very, very engaging but at others it was too abnormal whilst also being far too normal (regarding Tallulah’s supposed ‘bonkers-mates’ who were actually quite bland and far from unusual) but nevertheless, it is still super-fun and very entertaining!
The video below actually has a hilarious reference in the book and can be considered Withering Tights' soundtrack so, enjoy!