Holding Out For a Hero
Melania Trump has had a facelift. Now, I don't actually know this for a fact, nor am I basing this opinion on any whispered confession of a knowing anaesthetist or blurry shot of her in recovery. No, pettily, I have decided this entirely on having seen a photo this morning of her disembarking from Air Force One in Belgium alongside her odious spouse and wondering for a good 60 seconds who the new staffer was. It was only her Arctic Shelf of a diamond ring that finally tipped me off. Inspired to give her the benefit of the doubt - long-haul flights are well-known to neatly cut years from your life like the Six-Fingered Man's Machine - I did some quick ad hoc image searching and there it is still , the next day: the roundness, the flush, the gleam. She's totally had a facelift. I should state for the record here that that I fully support an individual's right to modify their bodies as they wish, including undertaking cosmetic surgery to play into society's ...