Songwriter Sheryl Crow sends message to Sarah Palin in new album.

Courtesy of Geoffrey Dunn at Huffington Post:

"Say What You Want To" -- a driving fusion of funk and country rock -- opens with a direct and unambiguous denunciation of Palin and her role as a paid, political pundit on Fox News:

I saw you ranting on TV today

I heard you tell me to reload

You got a lot of nerve to talk that way

Someone unplug the microphone

I'm tired of all the fighting

Cynicism and back biting

Can't even hear myself think

You pour the Kool-Aid and then we drink...

You can hear a preview of the song by clicking here.

Well that pretty much sums it up now doesn't it?  And this was BEFORE Palin sent the incredibly ignorant and divisive tweets that she went out yesterday.  Just imagine how much blow back she will get from here on out.

Sheryl Crow hits me where I live.

Singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment.

Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".

One square? I have no bathroom functions where one square of toilet paper would suffice. I am a man! So we are talking shaking it off or scraping it off. And trust me sister one square of toilet paper would not even make a dent in the sludge that accumulates on my hind quarters.

Now I will change a light bulb, ride my bike, eat organic foods, and keep the heat turned down in my house to help save the environment, but I will never walk around with my underwear stuck fast to my asshole just to save a tree! I mean let's be reasonable!

Evil Karl Rove is caused pain by Sheryl Crow's righteous touch.

This is comes to us from Laurie David and Sheryl Crow posting over at Huffington Post.

We asked Mr. Rove if he would consider taking a fresh look at the science of global warming. Much to our dismay, he immediately got combative. And it went downhill from there.

Anger flaring, Mr. Rove immediately regurgitated the official Administration position on global warming which is that the US spends more on researching the causes than any other country.We felt compelled to remind him that the research is done and the results are in. Mr. Rove exploded with even more venom. Like a spoiled child throwing a tantrum, Mr. Rove launched into a series of illogical arguments regarding China not doing enough thus neither should we. (Since when do we follow China's lead?)

In his attempt to dismiss us, Mr. Rove turned to head toward his table, but as soon as he did so, Sheryl reached out to touch his arm. Karl swung around and spat, "Don't touch me." How hardened and removed from reality must a person be to refuse to be touched by Sheryl Crow? Unphased, Sheryl abruptly responded, "You can't speak to us like that, you work for us." Karl then quipped, "I don't work for you, I work for the American people." To which Sheryl promptly reminded him, "We are the American people."

I wonder if Karl was nursing the pain in that arm for the rest of the night. When you are surrounded by people who are payed to agree and fawn over your every word how painful must it be to be confronted by the naked truth in the lovely visage of the luminous Sheryl Crow?

And how hot is Sheryl Crow these days? I swear she is getting hotter every year.

My favorite quote from this article is this one: Unphased, Sheryl abruptly responded, "You can't speak to us like that, you work for us." Karl then quipped, "I don't work for you, I work for the American people." To which Sheryl promptly reminded him, "We are the American people."

So as if she was not beautiful enough Sheryl says something that fills my heart with love. I am going to have to by me a new CD today.