I am typically not a big fan of graffiti but you have to admit, this essentially speaks for most of us.

However as a progressive I feel that I should encourage Trump to keep right on talking up until November 8. Because that does nothing but help us.

After that I am absolutely on board with never hearing another peep out of his orange anus shaped mouth ever again.

Sarah Palin's Arizona house going, going, nope still not going.

So as we all know Palin put her Arizona "get the hell away from Todd" house on the market in January of this year for a whopping 2.499 million.

I'm sure at the time she thought her "celebrity" status would help it sell quickly and since she only purchased the house for 1.695 million that she would pocket a tidy profit off of her investment.

But no such luck.

So now, and with snowmachine accidents,  child custody cases, and assault convictions draining her resources, Palin has reduced the price to 2.375 million. A reduction of $124,000.

So will it sell at this lower price?

Beats me, but has anything really gone her way lately?

Well one thing you have to say about the Palins, at least their stalkers are not quitters.

Courtesy of Bristol's Pikore account.

Courtesy of TMZ: 

Bristol Palin has a deranged suitor who believes he's her son's daddy and wants to do the right thing ... by moving in with her. 

Michael Cummings had a box and suitcase delivered to the P.O. box for Todd and Sarah Palin's Wasilla home, packed with his belongings, including a Keurig coffee machine. 

He's been a thorn in Bristol's side for a long time, sending her an engagement ring, showing up at birthday parties and leaving a knife in her mailbox. She got protective orders in the past, but they've all expired. 

So Bristol went back to court and got another one, ordering him to stay 1,000 feet clear of her and her family.

This of course is the same stalker who sent Bristol an engagement ring back in 2013.

Bristol has had a number of stalkers, and usually I would consider that reaping what you sow since both Bristol and her mother have a tendency to use sexually suggestive imagery to sell their brand.

However there is also Tripp to consider in this equation, not to mention her current fatherless baby bump. And that makes this potentially a far more serious situation.

Personally I would like to see Tripp living permanently with Levi and Sunny in a home where he would be safe from stalkers hoping to get lucky with his mom, but that is not a likely scenario.

And besides that would not protect the future Palin Instagram star who will be born sometime in December and who already has a one mark against her since she has no one to call "Daddy."

Sarah Palin to return to Saturday Night Live for its 40th Anniversary Special. So much for those Hollywood elites, right Sarah?

Courtesy of People Magazine:

 Saturday Night Live's one-woman ratings bonanza, Sarah Palin will participate in the show's 40th anniversary special, a political source tells PEOPLE. 

SNL producer Lorne Michaels invited Palin to return to the show and the former Alaska governor accepted, a source close to Palin confirms. 

Palin, the Republican VP candidate who was regularly spoofed on the show by spot-on comic doppelgänger Tina Fey during – and after – the 2008 presidential race, showed she was a good sport by appearing on the show herself two weeks before Election Day that year. 

No hard feelings since then? You betcha! 

Let's face it after last week Palin would probably be willing to show up on a cable access show about vajazzling if they would ask her.

She is just lucky that SNL is apparently inviting just about everybody who EVER appeared on the show to this 40th anniversary special.

But to be honest Palin WAS good for the ratings. I mean let's face it people LOVE to see her mocked and ridiculed.

And hopefully this special will offer more of the same.

The George Zimmerman "celebrity" boxing match is off.

Courtesy of Time:  

It was going to be a matchup for the ages, but the promoter behind George Zimmerman’s fight with DMX has K.O.’ed the bout. 

Zimmerman’s promoter Damon Feldman has decided to forego “a lot of money” and cancel the controversial fight, according to his Twitter feed, because he’s concerned with hurting people’s feelings. 

Feldman is taking the blame for the decision to back out I think the real reason might be because the opponent they decided on, DMX, threatened to "beat the living f--k out of him." And urinate on his face once he had done so.

After all Zimmerman won't get to bring a gun into the ring which is the only way he feels manly enough to face off against a black guy.

I actually decided I wasn't going to write about this if it took place, but now that it has been cancelled there are a couple of things I think are worth pointing out.

One is that, despite our supposed progress toward increasingly civilized behaviors, we still live in a culture that is willing to pay to watch one man beat the crap out of another. And let's face it, not many eyes would be averted if DMX had whipped it out and urinated on Zimmerman. In fact for some that would have been the best part.

Second there was no way this was a good idea for Zimmerman no matter what the outcome.

If he, by some miracle, won, it would prove that the skinny 17 year old Trayvon Martin could not have beaten him down and made him feel helpless enough to justify killing him with a gun.

And if he lost, well he would simply be some idiot who got his ass handed to him on national television and even his racist supporters would be disappointed with his performance.

Not only that but earning money off of the "fame" that he apparently has for murdering an unarmed teenager would anger even those who may as of yet not despised his fat ass and he would need to hire even more protection.

Like I said I am glad the fight got cancelled. However just between you and me, there is still a primitive part of me that would like to see Zimmerman get his ass kicked all over the ring.

I am not saying I am proud of that, but it exists.

Congratulations to Bristol Palin, for making the number nine spot on Radar Online's list of "Stars Who are Famous for Doing Nothing."

Courtesy of Radar Online: 

Bristol Palin: Former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol caused a sensation when it was revealed she was a pregnant and unmarried teenager during the 2008 campaign. Bristol and her baby daddy, Levi Johnston, were supposed to wed but never did. After Sarah lost the election, Bristol decided to parlay her fame into a stint on Dancing with the Stars in 2010. Despite questionable dance skills and performing in a monkey suit, she finished 3rd! Later, the Alaska girl released a memoir, Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far. Incredibly, the reality journey continued in 2012, when she starred on Lifetime’s Bristol Palin: Life’s a Tripp, and returned to DWTS as part of the all-star cast.

Sadly they left off  Bristol's most recent foray into "things I can only do because my past name is Palin" with her appearance on "Celebrity Wife Swap" with Joan and Melissa Rivers, which you have to admit what QUITE an achievement since neither Bristol or Melissa are indeed wives.

Have you ever stopped to imagine what it must be like to be Bristol? (Try not to gag.)

You would have been paid to talk about abstinence even though you were unable and unwilling to practice it in your own life. You would be paid to appear on your mother's short lived reality show as a  mythologized version of yourself. You would have been able to place third in a dance contest even though everybody who watched could see that you sucked balls. You would have a book ghostwritten for you in which you were able to attack the father of your son for not being an involved parent, even though you tricked him into impregnating you, and were actively keeping him from seeing his son. You would then get your own short lived reality show during which you could show the world just how screwed up your kid was while continuing to blame his father for not being an active parent, while once again actively keeping him away from the boy. Then for some reason you would be invited back onto DWTS to finally be treated as you deserved and get kicked off in week four. (And even that was being charitable.) Then you would have a new blog launched in you name apparently to give you some credibility as an uber Christian political pundit. (This would be ghostwritten for you as well. Of course.) And finally you would be invited to appear on "Celebrity Wife Swap," even though you are unmarried, during which you would act like a spoiled brat and once again show your the world your complete lack of parenting skills.

You know after reading all of what I just wrote all I can ask is, how in the hell is she ONLY number nine on a list of people who are famous for doing nothing?

Ever since Sarah Palin faked her pregnancy, now every famous pregnant person is suspect. Update!

Courtesy of The Hollywood Gossip: 

The National Enquirer screams on its latest cover that Kim Kardashian is faking her pregnancy because her "baby bump seems to change size and position… as she travels around the country." 

Why would Kim possibly conduct such a hoax? Straight cash, of course. 

Alleges the newspaper: 

“A source close to Kim believes the star might have hatched a sensational scheme with her money-hungry momager Kris Jenner to fake her pregnancy while secretly having a surrogate mom carry a baby for her and her lover Kanye West." 

Well... sure. 

Asks the newspaper: “How convenient is it that Kim got pregnant just as she was making a mad push to wrap up her ongoing divorce from Kris Humhpries?” 

And also: 

“It also would be an insane coincidence that Kim just so happened to get pregnant soon after she learned the girlfriend of her ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush - Lilit Avagyan - is pregnant.”

Okay now I don't think that Sarah Palin was the FIRST person to fake a pregnancy, but clearly her  audacious, and successful, attempt to fool the public has meant that certain media outlets have scrutinized famous pregnancies with a particular eye out for frauds. (I have spoken to TWO different writers for the National Enquirer and they both accept as fact that Palin faked her pregnancy.)

Now as you know there was a lot of controversy surrounding Beyone's recent "pregnancy" as well.  In THAT case I am on the side of that being a potential hoax.

However in Kardashian's case I really am not convinced that she is faking it. After reading this I Googled some images and it looks like her entire body is expanding, and NOT like somebody simply strapping on a empathy belly to fool the media.

However I would like to say that considering the fact that Klondike Kardashian seems to have based her life after leaving the governorship on the business model laid out by the ACTUAL Kardashians, it would be rather ironic if Kim were returning the favor by taking a page out of the Palin playbook as well.

I'm just saying.

Update! You know the first thing I think of WHENEVER anybody questions the validity of a pregnancy, is that if the local press in Alaska had demonstrated even a fraction of that kind of skepticism about Palin's pregnancy she would have been quickly found out and it would have dramatically changed the face of politics in the country today.

Kind of makes you pissed off at the ADN all over again doesn't it?

Parenting done right. Celebrity style.

I would hope that every parent be as open minded and accepting.

After all who they love should never change how you love them.

I wonder if Tina Fey gives lessons on dealing with trolls?

That is brilliant!

P.S. If image does not enlarge sufficiently try clicking here.

Levi Johnston turned down both DWTS and "Stars Earning Stripes." So WHO is the fame whore now?

Courtesy of Rumor Fix:  

Bristol Palin’s baby daddy has been asked to follow in the footsteps of his ex-girlfriend and join the highly-rated talent competition, says Levi’s new wife, Sunny Johnston. 

Sunny tells RumorFix exclusively, Levi turned it down because, “He wants out of the media.” 

She also says he turned down an offer to join Stars Earn Stripes, the show that Jack Osbourne couldn’t get booked on. 

The 20-year-old newlywed also says Levi has rejected doing his own reality show. (Our sources say the show was shelved after Sarah Palin decided to stay out of this election.)

That last part is undoubtedly true, but  I do KNOW that the whole "Ricky Hollywood" idea was the brainchild of Tank Jones, and that Levi was very uncomfortable with the idea of being a celebrity.

In fact, though he appeared to be all for it, Levi did not really want to star in a reality show or pose for Playgirl.  Those were things that Tank talked him into and Levi trusted him implicitly back then.

I am not at all surprised that Levi does not want to continue pimping himself out for attention, and even though he could make enough money to pay off his debts, that he is not willing to give up any more of his dignity in exchange for money.

By the way though I think Levi would suck ass as a dancer on DWTS (Though not nearly as much as his baby mama), he would have kicked ass on that stupid "Stars Earning Stripes" show and made Todd look like the panty waist that we all know him to be.

Levi has spent weeks hunting in the Alaska wilderness, and from all reports is quite skilled with firearms. He surely would not even had to have all of that special editing to make HIM look like a capable combatant. If you know what I mean.

It looks as if the Palin family is not yet finished inflicting themselves on America. Bristol returns to DWTS. Update!

The giant black moth of no rhythm returns!

Courtesy of The Washington Post:

 The Palin family reality TV dynasty has grown by one, as Bristol Palin is indeed returning for ABC’s “Dancing With the Stars: All-Stars.” 

Disney actor Kyle Massey, who finished Season 11 in a higher spot than Bristol (she finished third) is among the former celebs on the list of candidates waiting to find if they’ve made it to the all-star edition — viewers get to decide whether, Carson Kressley or Sabrina Bryan will be the final celeb dancers on the show this fall. 

Once upon a time, Bristol Palin and Kyle were supposed to team up and live together for a BIO channel reality series. But when that show fell apart, it got turned into “Bristol Palin: Life’s a Tripp” without Kyle or his brother, and wound up on Lifetime (where it’s performing so poorly in the ratings that Lifetime moved it to late night). Last month, Kyle and his family sued the producers of “Life’s a Tripp,” saying they got shut out at the last minute. 

With Friday’s announcement, the Palin family now has five reality series under its belt, including “DWTS” twice, Lifetime’s “Bristol Palin: Life’s a Tripp,” Todd Palin’s new NBC reality series, “Stars Earn Stripes,” and TLC’s “Sarah Palin’s Alaska.”

So much for that whole "Bristol is finished with Hollywood and just wants to live a quiet life in Alaska" mooseshit. Not that any of us believed it in the first place.

Clearly the Grizzled Mama has got this whole family focused on miking their last few sad drops of fame out of the television teat before it finally dries up and leaves them alone, poor, and destitute in their crazy little compound by the dead lake. At which time I have little doubt they will take turns showing up on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.

Okay somebody remind me, just how long does it usually take for a slow motion train wreck to finally reach completion?

Update: I swear there is no delusion like a Palin delusion.

Website claims to have confirmed the existence of Bristol Palin sex tape. Really, where else could her "career" have gone?

Okay well the website "The Dirty" is claiming that they have seen this tape, though currently the website is down, possibly from an influx of traffic.

I have no idea if this is legit, though they ARE a website with a history of finding celebrity sex tapes and publicizing them before anybody else, including Hulk Hogan's (Link might be NSFW), so they might in fact be on the up and up.

Just in case the website is still not working for you below is what they have claimed:

CONFIRMED Bristol Sex Tape THE DIRTY ARMY: 

CONFIRMED that Bristol has a sex tape. It’s while she was living in Arizona, it shows her performing sexual acts with a guy while driving, then shows them back at the house that Palin now rents out. They have seen only pictures of the video but not the actual video. She is wearing an Arizona State Sun Devils Jersey (classy) in the room of one picture. Nik, What the hell was all her abstinence talk about? I want the screenshot images or tape. I knew the only reason Bristol Palin bought that house in Arizona was to turn it into a sex dungeon.- nik

Now I had heard about Bristol sex tapes in the past, but I have never seen them myself, nor do I EVER want to.

I think it should be clear to most of us that IF this is indeed a sex tape of Bristol it would have to have been released by the guy in it (Gino?), a "friend" that one of them trusted enough to share it with, or Bristol herself. Which means that either it is somebody who is pissed at her, or her attempt to get the attention that her reality show is NOT attracting.

However I WILL add that I doubt that even THIS will convince people to watch her crappy reality show tonight. But nice try Bristol.

P.S. I also have a message for a certain refrigerator in Wasilla, "Duck!!!"

Sarah Palin, the once mighty queen of the Tea Party, now reduced to talking about baked goods.

The IDDBA Association holds this annual conference to attract business people from all over the country.

This is how they describe themselves:

The International Dairy·Deli·Bakery Association™ (IDDBA) was founded in 1964. It has evolved over the years to reflect the changing scope of member needs in the dairy, deli, bakery and related industries. IDDBA members meet the challenges of today's business world by exchanging information and ideas, participating in educational programs, and networking. IDDBA helps its members (manufacturers, retailers, wholesalers, distributors, brokers, and many others) enhance their economic position by providing opportunities for professional dialogue, education, exchange of industry data and selling opportunities.

So clearly this is the perfect environment for Sarah Palin.  After all she is famous for her baking ski....uh...no...well she once ran a restaur...uh..no that's not it. Well she likes to eat good foo...no..actually she 's famous for rarely eating and living on red bull, diet Dr. Pepper, and Atkins bars. Hmm.

Well she was once a somebody though, right?

Besides look how well she fits in with the other participa...okay seriously, why is she there?

What am I saying? I think we ALL know why she went to the International Dairy-Deli-Bakery Association to stand around awkwardly.  Because they PAID her to be there, that's why!

However, does ANYBODY believe that she is making anywhere near her original $100,000 per speech these days? I would venture to guess that she can be found in the discounted speaker's bargain bin, right next to the old VHS movies and cassette tapes at Wal-Mart.

Image courtesy of Jane Buckingham

Of course it did give her the chance to get away from the dead lake, meet some new people who can speak in complete sentences, and accompany Bristol on her sad little publicity tour while she attempts to promote her soon to be cancelled unreality show.

And we all know that Palin does not like to go to ANY destination that does not have a payday attached to it, now does she?

Gee I can hardly wait to see where Palin will show up to next. I wonder when the next Piggly Wiggly will be opening up?

Beyonce's claim that she dropped sixty pounds since the birth of her baby, has reopened speculation that she faked her pregnancy.

Apparently while on stage in Atlantic City Beyonce recently claimed the following:

“Y’all have no idea how hard I worked. I had to lose 60 pounds. They had me on that treadmill. I ate lettuce!”

Beyonce gave birth in early January, after rumors started to swirl that she was not actually pregnant.

 After the arrival of the baby, named Blue Ivy Carter, interest in the possible faked pregnancy began to wane.  But now with Beyonce making such unbelievable claims of this incredible weight loss tongues are once again wagging:

People only just started letting this “fake Beyonce pregnancy” thing go. And then girlfriend had to open her mouth about this half-a-person weight-loss garbage. Maybe girl should keep her damn mouth shut and let sleeping dogs lie, you know?

Now for the record THIS is what Beyonce looked like weeks before she gave birth.

 THAT is sixty pounds of baby weight? On what planet?

And this is what she looks like now.

You know to me it looks like her arms, legs, and face are relatively the same size.  The only difference I see is in her stomach.

Hmm now where have I seen that kind of bizarre weight gain during a pregnancy before?

Oh yeah, that's right!

And speaking of rapid loss of baby fat, here is Palin only five months after Trig's "birth."

Palin in September. Five months after supposedly giving birth.

I know that some of you consider the Beyonce pregnancy story to be a distraction, but in my opinion if she is ever called out publicly for faking a pregnancy, than we have very fertile ground for informing people about Palin's faked pregnancy. Don'tcha think?

Rolling Thunder spokesman still pissed off about Sarah Palin crashing their event in 2011.

Courtesy of ABC News:

ABC News: Do you get any celebrities to ride with you for Rolling Thunder? 

President of Rolling Thunder Washington, Ted Shpak: “We had enough problems last year with Sarah Palin. She came out last year and said she’s speaking, and she’s bringing her bus and starting her tour, and that wasn’t happening. I went ballistic when I heard that. One of our members invited them who had no business to invite her. She showed up. Don’t come in the way she came in. It was a sad site to see. If she had just came like everybody else, I’d say it was OK. That’s not the way it happened.”

That's the Sarah Palin that we know and loathe, leaving a trail of disappointed and angry people wherever she goes!

Thankfully THIS year, now that she FINALLY had to drop the political prick teasing,  she has been relegated to  nothing more than the least informed "pundit" on cable news.

Of course things have been  little quiet over by the compound overlooking the dead lake.  Perhaps a little TOO quiet!

New Republican ad attacks President for not doing the job they are preventing him from doing. Wait, what?

Okay first off, this looks to me like another pro-Obama ad.  And adding text to try and get the younger voters to turn on him does nothing to make the President look anything but incredibly cool.

Just my opinion.

As for the text itself:

"1 in 2 recent college grads are jobless or underemployed." That may be true but the President has been desperately trying to rectify that, ONLY to have the Republicans sabotaging him at every turn.

"85% moving back in with their parents." As a parent of one of those twenty somethings I have to say that I prefer having my little girl here as opposed to having my daughter trying to scrape by in an economy virtually destroyed by George W. Bush, and one that the Republicans are actively working to prevent from improving so that they can use it as an issue to attack President Obama.

"Student loan debt exceeds one trillion dollars." Yes, and the President has been working to ease the financial burden on these students for over six months. What have the Republicans been doing?

Oh that's right, fighting against it and trying to introduce their own bill that would undermine the Affordable Care Act.

So essentially the ONLY things Republicans have to attack the President with are the very things that THEY are keeping him from improving. Good luck in 2012 GOP!

By the way, GREAT video!  I now want to vote for the President EVEN MORE!

Yeah but Sarah Palin doesn't believe in Evolution!

This is from an article entitled "The Evolution of Sarah Palin."

Palin still lands big gigs: She’s billed as the closing speaker at this year’s Conservative Political Action Conference, which starts Thursday. And she continues to create media dust-ups in a few simple words, as evidenced by her “Vote for Newt; annoy a liberal” comment on Fox News last month. 

But ever since she ended her flirtation with a presidential bid last October, signs have pointed to a long, slow descent into the political has-beens basement for Palin. Perhaps the most telling detail is her political action committee’s most recent fundraising numbers. 

SarahPAC raised roughly $756,000 in the second half of 2011, down from the consistent seven-figure reporting periods it had before then. 

It looks as though Palin might be morphing into less a political powerhouse and more a reality-television star. 

“ ‘Game Change’ will further [her] celebrity,” says Marie Wilson, founder and president emeritus of The White House Project, an organization that works to advance women in politics and business. The movie is scheduled for release next month. 

The more celebrity-like she becomes, the less likely it is that she will be able to reemerge as a serious candidate for public office, Wilson and other experts say. The result is a word just a year ago few people would have associated with her: irrelevance. 

“I actually don’t hear anybody talking about her,” Tea Party Patriots co-founder Mark Meckler says. 

While I agree that Palin has become virtually irrelevant, I disagree that she has evolved in any significant manner.  In fact the only thing that has evolved is the way that Palin is now perceived.

When she talked as if she was seriously thinking about running for the GOP nomination, even though, as her daughter Bristol let slip early on, she was never REALLY going to launch a campaign, people perceived her as a potential player in the political arena.

After she finally had to drop the tease and let people in on the fact that she was  NOT running, everybody did  a reality check and started seeing her for what she truly was. A grifter, using the perception that she was a viable candidate, to drain her supporters of their hard earned cash.

In other words, she was all sizzle and no steak.

That is a common theme running through Palin's history.

She makes a completely fabricated claims about her abilities, or intentions, and that becomes the prism through which people view her.

Her claim about being an "energy expert" is based almost exclusively on her 11 month tenure on the Oil and Gas Commission back in 2003. A job she received solely as a consolation prize after Frank Murkowski passed her over and give his Senate seat to his daughter, and a position she was only allowed to have because it was decided the board needed one civilian, with virtually NO experience in the field, to represent the average Alaskan. Apparently, according to this appointment, the average Alaskan is a dipshit.

Even Palin's athletic claims are based on hyperbole, when in fact she was a mediocre basketball player whose claim to fame was a foul shot she made during a winning game that was completely unnecessary since her team, the Wasilla Warriors, had already won by four points.

This holds true, as most of us here well know, when it comes to her claims concerning her Christian faith (She NEVER attends services), her mothering abilities (Every one of the kids has significant behavioral difficulties), and her self identified reputation as a fighter against corruption and "cronyism." (Palin famously filled her cabinet with loyal friends from high school and used her position as Governor to attack those who had dared stand up to her in the past , like ex-brother-in-law Mike Wooten.)

So has Sarah Palin "evolved?"

No.  She is essentially the same Sarah Palin that she has always been.  Except now there are a whole lot MORE people that see through her bullshit.

Beyonce releases questionable video "proving" she is pregnant.

 The following video was JUST posted that purports to have been filmed on September 23 of this year.

Check out how bizarre Beyonce is acting, and what method she chooses to "prove" that she is indeed pregnant, and as far along as she claims.

 Here is what Media Takeout had to say about this video:

Beyonce just released a NEW VIDEO, which was filmed two months ago. According to Beyonce, she is now 8 MONTHS pregnant (She claimed that she was 6 months in the video, which was filmed in September). 

We have a lot to say about this. First off, who starts off a video saying, "Today is September 23rd" unless it's not September 23rd. If you have the paper with you why wouldn't you say something like "This is today's paper". Second, if this video was filmed TWO MONTHS ago, why are we just seeing it now? 

But more importantly, if she is 8 months regnant, wouldn't her due date be JANUARY (Cause she'll be 9 months in December). That seems DD .. . since she told an Australian journalist a few months back that her due date was in FEBRUARY. 

Inconsistent belly size, fluctuating due dates, is anybody else getting an overwhelming a sense of deja vu?

I am finding myself more and more intrigued by this story, mostly because of how it parallels Palin's pregnancy hoax. Only THIS time people are on the ball and starting to call her out.

It keeps reminding me of what COULD have been if the Alaska press had paid more attention to the few rumors swirling around at that time saying she wasn't pregnant.

Just imagine ALL that would have been changed by a more courageous, and less self serving, local press.

By the way, for comparison here is Sarah Palin supposedly a little over six months "pregnant."

I would say that Beyonce is putting substantially more effort into her fake pregnancy than Palin bothered to do, and yet people are STILL not buying it. I wonder if Palin's hoax has made some people hyper aware of the possibility that things are not always as they seem?

And once again Beyonce, just like Sarah Palin before her, could put all of this to rest simply by showing her uncovered tummy as well. After all clearly she is aware of the controversy.

Beyonce's possibly fake pregnancy is getting the kind of scrutiny we all wish Sarah Palin had received. But didn't.

Okay I have only had a passing interest in this Beyonce fake pregnancy story up until now, and in fact was not COMPLETELY convinced it was indeed fake.

But the evidence is mounting.

 Yesterday Beyonce was out promoting her NEW DVD. She looked AMAZING as usual. But she accidentally let what appears to be a PROSTHETIC slip out. 

Now we can't say for CERTAIN that's a prosthetic, but it sure as HECK looks like one. Which makes us ask the question - Gee we wonder why a PREGNANT WOMAN - who is supposed to have a BIGGER BUST would need prosthetics? We also wonder what OTHER prosthetics the chick has on .

Okay so here is one of the pictures that appear to show something  hinky with Beyonce's chest.

You can see more interesting pictures by clicking this link.

I figured since those of us on this blog are seasoned fake pregnancy spotters, I would leave it up to you to determine if Beyonce is pulling a "Palin" or not.

What do you think?

Is Beyonce attempting a fake pregnancy ala Sarah Palin?

Courtesy of Sandra Rose:

Tweets are talking about Beyoncé’s prosthetic baby bump on last night’s Sunday Night HD. At first we couldn’t believe that she would actually wear her prosthetic on a show with HD — high definition — in the show’s title. But you know what they say about narcissists who think they are smarter than everyone else around them. 

So there was Bey sitting down on the set — and there was her prosthetic baby bump, folding, crumpling and collapsing in full, vibrant high definition! 

Luckily, the prosthetic is that memory foam type that bounced right back into shape. Rumor has it that Beyoncé is wearing a fake prosthetic while her unknown surrogate carries her baby to term.

Gee where have we all seen THIS movie before?

However it looks like Beyonce had the sense to purchase a more convincing baby bump. (Though she apparently failed to read the directions concerning how to carefully sit down so that it does not fold over on high definition TV.)

Still you have to admit that it is a far cry from the methods used by that pioneer in the field of faking a pregnancy, Sarah Palin.

Such an amateur.  If she had not been surrounded by imbeciles there is NO way she could have pulled it off.


P.S. you can see the video of Beyonce's tummy folding over by clicking here. (Just forward to the 0:58 mark.)