Note: This review was originally posted to my Epinions account.
WARNING: I will be giving away major plot points, including the ending.
Sometimes, I have to wonder if it could really be that easy. Tom Hanks
plays Goldthwait Higginson Dorr, Ph.D. He's a man with a plan to rob a
riverboat casino. He has a way with words, which one does not often
encounter. He assembles a crew to help him with his robbery, but he
first has to actually get to the money. That's where Marva Munson comes
in. She's a 60-something widow with a room to let. She hates
"hippity-hop" music and is always complaining to the sheriff about the
neighbor playing it or some other nuisance.
She also has a
basement that seems to be missing a wall, which presents Dorr with the
access that he needs to get to the money. He rents the room and sets up
the ruse. He calls in his team, telling Munson that they are a band of
musicians. They 'practice' in the basement, so as not to 'disturb' Mrs.
Munson.
Garth Pancake, played by J. K. Simmons, is a munitions
expert and is responsible for digging the tunnel. (Fans of Law &
Order will recognize Simmons as Dr. Emil Skoda.) Pancake seems to know
his stuff. Sure, he blows off a finger, but he gets to the money. I
should also mention that he has Irritable Bowel Syndrome, which causes
him to have to use the men's room at an inopportune time. (This is a
real condition, which is hyped up a little for the movie.)
There's also Gawain MacSam, played by Marlon Wayans. He's the inside
guy. He's necessary not only for the layout and workings of the casino
and office, but to help cover their tracks later on. MacSam seems to
have a tendency to get smacked around.
Lump is a football
player who's used for brute force. They have to get rid of the debris
from the tunnel by carrying it out and throwing it onto a garbage scow.
Lump is very helpful in that respect.
The General, a chain
smoker, rounds out the group. I believe his area of contributions are
planning and discipline. He's very stern when anyone wants to change the
plan or back out of something. His smoking also gets him in trouble
with Mrs. Munson, who has a strict no-smoking policy.
The plan
to steal the money is to dig a tunnel to the office, which is
underground, and steal the money from the safe. They'll then take the
money back to the basement and collapse the tunnel. MacSam will seal up
the wall in the office's safe room, so that the money looks like it
simply vanished. The five members of the crew will split up the money
and go their separate ways.
There are just a few small
problems along the way. The only major problem is that Mrs. Munson
figures out that something's up when she sees the money. Dorr says that
it's Pancake's money from a mortgage, but Munson doesn't buy it. Dorr
eventually tells her what's going on and tries to convince her not to
say anything, but she decides against. She gives Dorr and his crew two
options: Either return the money and then to go to church with her or go
to jail. Dorr and crew agree that neither option is acceptable and
decide to kill her. They try, but in the end, all five of them end up
dead and, ironically, Mrs. Munson gets to keep the money, which she
donates to her favorite university.
The acting was good. There
were a few problems that I had with the plot. First off, I hate it when
a plan like this goes off well enough that the criminals carry out the
crime, but they don't get the money for reasons other than being caught.
They almost got away; all they had to do was leave town. Killing Mrs.
Munson was just a way to rid themselves of witnesses and shouldn't have
been that difficult for five grown men to do. It was a great plot
carried out by five people that will never get to enjoy their ill-gotten
games.
Also, they blow up the tunnel they used to steal the
money, but there's no indication of any after effects. From what I could
tell, there were only three stories to the house: Upstairs, downstairs,
and the basement. The downstairs level was at street level, which meant
that the roof of the tunnel couldn't have been more than a few feet
from the actual street. The crew should have had to worry about the
tunnel caving in while they were working. They should have also had to
worry about the finishing explosion collapsing the ground and houses
above it.
One final point: The crew is talking in a
restaurant; it's amazing that no one overhears them and decides to tip
off the authorities. Dorr was worried about the sheriff finding him at
several points in the movie. This isn't a major point; I'm sure it
happens all the time. As I've said before, comedies can get away with a
bit more. The movie is usually just a method of delivering jokes, of
which there were plenty. (The Waffle Hut scene is great.)
The
only problem with the acting was Tom Hanks, who I though put too much
into the role. If you've seen the commercials, you've seen what I'm
talking about. He comes across as very goofy and bizarre. It really
stands out. I don't feel that it detracted from the movie that much,
though.
I give the movie four stars.