Lustful Limerick
A gal was impressed by the thrust
Of an argument made against lust.
But the man who had made it
Had mated or dated
Each person in town with a bust.
Tags: Argument Humor, Argument Limerick, Battle of Sexes, Battle of the Sexes, Bawdy Humor, Bawdy Limerick, Bawdy Limericks, Dating Humor, Dating Limerick, Lust Humor
This limerick BUSTED me up!
I asked this man in for a drink in
A moment when I wasn’t thinkin’.
I took off my shirt.
He said, “You’re a flirt,”
Then ogled my Abraham Lincoln.