Sanguinity Challenges (Limerick)

November 30th, 2025

I hear tell that it’s healthy and sage
To be sanguine, no matter your age.
But sanguineous Trump
Turned me into a grump,
So I often turn reddish with rage.

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If Trump Could Write Limericks…

November 28th, 2025

Trump’s very angry about this New York Times article: “Shorter Days, Signs of Fatigue: Trump Faces Realities of Aging in Office.” Hence this limerick:

The FAKE NEWS falsely claims that I’m aging!
I’m so youthful, that lie is enraging.
My stamina’s great,
My brain is first-rate,
And I’m virile, so brace for rampaging.

And here’s a story about Trump’s reaction to the NYT article.

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The Enablers (Limerick)

October 31st, 2025

Is there anything Donald can’t do?
Seems the Senate and House won’t say “Boo.”
And permissive Supremes
Keep fulfilling his dreams;
Willing allies in Donald Trump’s coup.

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If Only… (Limerick)

October 26th, 2025

How I wish we had some way to halt
Donald’s evil, persistent assault
On our land. But alas,
No one reins in that ass:
Ev’ry day spawns a new “Oy, Gevalt!”

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Aunt Tifa’s Words of Wisdom (Limerick)

October 18th, 2025

My Aunt Tifa says Trump cannot bear
‘No Kings’ rallies by marchers who dare
To resist Donald’s reign
Of sheer terror and pain.
(Thuggish bullies fear folks they can’t scare.)

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Trump’s Nobel Peace Prize Blues (Limerick)

October 10th, 2025

Trump’s distraught: All his bullying failed.
He’s been told that a woman has nailed
The Peace Prize (Nobel.)
He’s in ketchup-hurl hell.
“It’s a DEI rip-off!” he railed.

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Limerick Ode To Kimmel, Colbert, Seth, Jon, and John

September 30th, 2025

Stress is triggered by reading the news.
So the show hosts who somehow amuse
Freaked-out viewers, deserve
Lots of love served with verve:
Let us toast them! (We STILL need that BOOZE!)

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A Chicken Little Limerick

September 25th, 2025

Chicken Little spread fear day and night
With her tales of a sky-falling blight.
Her “catastrophe” spew
Caused a panic, undue.
(Chicken Little, these days, would be right.)

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Limerick Ode To “Dr.” Trump

September 24th, 2025

Donald’s medical knowledge is nil.
His rash edicts can harm, even kill.
Trump should swiftly recant
His daft Tylenol rant.
If you fall for his slant, draft that will.

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One Reason I Write (Limerick)

September 22nd, 2025

My political views are quite strong.
Many share them. (Some rant that I’m wrong.)
I use verse (mostly light)
To express them. Our plight
Is so grim, we need grins (or a bong.)

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Just A Theory (Limerick)

September 16th, 2025

(Note: I’ve invented Mel, although he might well exist.)


A conspiracy theorist named Mel
Loved inventing fake news he could sell.
He destroyed people’s lives:
Children, husbands and wives.
So I’m pleased to report he’s in hell.



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A “Potential” Limerick

September 13th, 2025

Is “potential” a positive word?
I once thought so, but now I feel spurred
To consider the fact,
That with each evil act
Trump’s destructive potential’s bestirred.

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Rose-Lover’s Revenge? (Limerick)

September 2nd, 2025

Newsweek Headline: “Donald Trump Fumes at Rose Garden Work, Yells, ‘Who Did This?'”

There’s a “gash in the limestone,” Trump raged.
(A large wound where his Rose-War was waged.)
“Deep and nasty,” he screamed.
“Culprit’s barred!” (Trump was steamed.)
That aged crackpot ought really be caged.

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(A Bonus Haiku)

Trump denies he’s dead.
Rumor mong’ring’s put to bed.
Must suspend Vance-dread.

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Yet Another Trump Limerick

August 28th, 2025

Donald’s drive for more power is endless.
And alas, he’s determined to spend less
On items essential
And e’en existential.
I’m guessing he’s always been friendless.

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Our Alienated Friends (Limerick)

August 12th, 2025

Travel + Leisure Headline: “Canadian Tourism to the U.S. Plunges in 2025”

Canadians used to adore
Their USA tours, but no more!
Who can blame them? Not me!
They’ve been bullied with glee
By a tyrant they justly abhor.

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Trump’s Tattletale Chatbot (2-Verse Limerick)

August 11th, 2025

Washington Post Headline: “New chatbot on Trump’s Truth Social platform keeps contradicting him
An ‘answer engine’ on Trump’s social media site says the 2020 election wasn’t stolen, tariffs aren’t boosting the stock market and Barack Obama is seen favorably.”

Truth Social’s confusing Trump’s base;
Valid facts somehow entered its space:
Seems its chatbot AI’s
Been replacing some lies
With the truths Trump would rather erase.

Election fraud, tariffs, and crime?
Ask the chatbot, and most of the time
It rebuts Donald’s view.
So will Donald Trump sue
His own site? Trump v. Bot! How sublime!

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Trump’s Fed Chair Blame Game (Limerick)

July 18th, 2025

“President Donald Trump blasted Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell as a ‘numbskull’ Friday, bizarrely blaming Joe Biden for re-appointing the man who he himself first elevated to the post.”

Dear Donald, the war that you’re waging
Against Powell (or should I say staging?)
Looks foolish, at best.
So give it a rest!
You (NOT JOE) made him Fed Chair. Quit raging!

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Fantasy Limerick

July 15th, 2025

Trump abuses our migrants with ease.
It seems no one can stop that damn sleaze.
Please affirm you agree
That how cool it would be
To deport Donald Trump overseas.

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Trump’s “Big Ugly Bill” (Limerick)

July 3rd, 2025

Donald’s Big Ugly Bill has been passed.
The calamitous die has been cast.
Enough holdouts caved in
To this national sin,
So the suff’ring to come shall be vast.

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An Open Limerick To Donald Trump

June 13th, 2025

Dear Trump: Your behavior’s depraved!
You act as if all laws are waived,
Freeing you to engage
In a flag-waving rage
And wreak all of the havoc you’ve craved.

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