Good Morning, World

.

.

 If he's not flashing his junk on his friend's Instagrams 

he's giving us little shows like this on his own, and 

for that reason, Parker Young, you're our Person of the Day.

.

Good Morning, World

. 

For some reason Geoff Stults keeps Instagramming his former Enlisted co-star Parker Young in various states of near to full undress lately - I say "for some reason' when what I really mean is "the reason is these are good kind and decent people, gods really, and should be worshipped as such." Also I say this has been happening "lately" but then I look back through the archives here at MNPP and I see I've been posting about this for years, since Enlisted was actually on the air for that brief period in 2014. So really nothing I say means what it says, but Parker Young is hot and naked, and I mean that much dammit. (Thx Dennis)

Good Morning, Et Cetera...

.

Last night as I tried and failed to drift off to sleep I skimmed through Instagram, nervous that there might've been some good stuff (you know the good stuff about which I speak) that I might've missed over my holiday, and I ended up down the rabbit hole of dudes, so let's play some catch-up. After the jump I'll share some pictures, new and not, of Harry Shum Jr., Eric Balfour, Russell Tovey, Austin Nichols, and good ol' boy slash perennial flasher George Stults...

George Stults Is Taunting Me

.

What a beautiful Thursday October afternoon. So lucky to live in Southern California with a creepy park full of creepy dudes. #lookin #feelin #plummerpark

A video posted by boraborageorge (@boraborageorge) on Oct 22, 2015 at 1:47pm PDT

Just when I thought I was out they keep pulling me back in! I am trying to move on to other less ass-centric things today, write some proper words or whatever, but before I can type as much as a single pithy turn of phrase, as is my wont, it's brought to my attention that one day after I posted that big post celebrating the actor George Stults' ass-centric Instagram account he went and posted the above video of, you guess it, total ass-mania. There's no escape! Anyway I made some gifs, of course I did, but to keep our main page from resembling nothing but a proctologist's office I am putting them both after the jump so hit it if you need those in your life...

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... testing out the facilities with George Stults.

This post is pretty overdue -- I have ogled George's brother Geoff on several occasions but George's Instagram feed is even more of a flesh-filled paradise than his bro's. The Seventh Heaven actor genuinely appears to be allergic to clothes and never have I more believed in a deity than I do now, considering the benevolence it takes to give this man that delightful affliction.

I have posted a little bit of George on the Tumblr before, but he deserves his own proper gallery here on the blog for his efforts -- hit the jump for a ton more pictures, and don't worry, he clearly doesn't mind the attention...

.

Get Off Geoff

.

I was about to say that "Whatever Geoff Stults is doing, it's working," in regards to the fact that he's been acting for a long time now but it's only over the course of the past few months (circa and RIP Enlisted) that he really came to my attention, and he's been managing to keep it. I was going to say all that but it's clear "whatever Geoff Stults is doing" -- he's taking his clothes off.

And it's working. That hat, on the other hand, is not working. Ditch the hat, dude. Feel free to ditch the shorts too but I won't be too pushy. Actually scratch all that - if I could tell you to ditch one thing, it's the shorts. Keep the ugly hat and ditch the shorts. That's the way to go. The rest of us can hit the jump for a few more...
.

Pics of the Day

.

Oh my god look at this picture of Victor Garber and his tremendously attractive husband Rainer Andreeson (see our gratuitous post for Rainer here) swooping in on Colton Haynes at a fashion show on Monday! Actually I wouldn't be surprised if it was the other way around and Colton was swooping in on Rainer. I wouldn't be surprised and I would not blame him one bit. Oh, Rainer. Pictured below the threesome's joined by Bryan Greenberg (mmm Bryan Greenberg) and Geoff Stults. I shoulda been at this thing's after-party, dammit.

Do Dump Marry - Instagram Brahs

.

I've felt all week as if I just had to do something with this picture that Geoff Stults (far right) instagrammed of himself and his brother George (in the middle) with one-time Survivor contesant Silas Gaither. It's a fleshy furry beardapalooza right up my alley after all. I only started following the Stults bros because that show Enlisted that Geoff was on with Parker Young and Chris Lowell, which turned out to be a delightful flesh-fest (see here and here and here) for all involved. I mean look he's still posting pictures like this...

... even though it's been long cancelled. Bless that show. Brother George is no slouch either - look at these old shots of himself and his brother he posted...

But as you can tell this whole exquisite ordeal bounces around so much between hot piece to hot piece I can't quite stay focused for five seconds even, which has kept this post from fruition until now. Hey look Chris Lowell posted a naked picture of himself too!

It's like some sort of crazy gratuitous competition between these guys. And yes, we all win. So anyway to bring some kind of focus to this scattered smorgasbord of sexy selfies I figure we can do a Do Dump or Marry for that very first picture up top.

Yes, this one. Our threesome are left to right - Silas from Survivor, and then the brothers Geoff and George Stults. Tell us in the comments who gets your Do, your Dump, and your Marry. And if you want to see more pics of the boys being boy-men, hit the jump...

I Am Link

.

--- Blood Red Shoes - Vera Farmiga is going to star in the ballet dark-comedy Prima, as a mother "who will stop at nothing to realize her daughter's ballet dancing dream;" she'll be starring opposite her Orphan co-star Peter Sarsgaard as the daughter's "devil in dance shoes" instructor. And on top of all that the choreography will be from Mr. Natalie Portman, that hot piece Benjamin Millepied. I hope Ben's in it, and reenacts this part from The Black Swan, only with Peter as his crotch-groper. That's what I hope. By the way I am sort of addicted to ballet in real life now - that shit is tons of fun! And those dancer's bodies - my goodness

--- Lick It Up Baby - As I said in my last post today where I celebrated the Dead Gay Sons in Heathers, I am going to see the off-Broadway musical in a couple of weeks, so this conversation here with the dudes who turned the movie into songs (thanks Mac) is pretty much perfect reading for today.

--- Tree Stand - The last time I mentioned A Monster Calls, the upcoming horror flick from the director of The Orphanage and the writer of the great Chaos Walking books, I mentioned that Liam Neeson was rumored to star as the, well, I guess the monster. Now we have confirmation. Felicity Jones is playing the mother of the kid who's the main character who meets the monster, which is in the form of a tree in his backyard. I am guessing Liam will be doing voice-work then, and not wearing this (although that would be soooo awesome).
.

--- Sweet On Honey - We finally have some new information on Andrea Arnold's next movie (her last being the lovely Wuthering Heights) - we already knew it was going to be her first US-based film and was going to be about a teenage girl going to work for a magazine and getting sidetracked with party-time; now we have a title, American Honey (better than the rumored one of Mag Crew) and the news that Arnold will be shooting it this Summer, and casting's underway now. I'm guessing she'll be hiring unknowns since that's how she usually rolls, and to great effect too. (Speaking of, where the hell are all of Katie Jarvis' jobs dammit?)

--- Byrne On Fire - Looks like I am definitely going to see Neighbors this weekend; they'd prodded me with enough Zac Efron beefcake into curiostiy, but now that we've got word that Rose Byrne's part is much more than just "Wife Way Too Pretty For Schlumpy Funny Guy" and she's got stuff to do, well sign me up, I love Rose Byrne. Says The Playlist:

"She has proven herself to be a fearless comedic performer, one who is absolutely awe-inspiring in this movie. Rose Byrne is second banana no more."

--- Un Wrapped - Andy Muschietti, the director of the surprise success horror flick Mama (which had its moments but was ultimately only okay, says me), has dropped off of a reboot of The Mummy after clashing with the folks at Universal. He wanted to make something dark, they wanted something light, wake me up when we aren't hearing this story for the thousandth time. I'll be over here with mark Romanek imagining his Wolfman movie.

--- Half Mast - Well damn, so much sexiness just got tossed down the drain - FOX canceled both Enlisted, which starred Geoff Stults and Parker Young and Chris Lowell as military brothers and got them all instagramming themselves as we documented here, and Chris Meloni's new show Surviving Jack, which we've also documented the gratuity from. All four of you guys just come over, I'll get you drunk and ease your pain, I promise.

--- Heart Broken - The best thing about this oh let's just say misguided piece on the upcoming adaptation of Larry Kramer's The Normal Heart (misguided is being so so nice on my part) is actually all of the comments - this is not how things usually work! Usually the comments sections of big websites read like troll central! But the article itself is the trolling here, and the comments take that shit to task, and spectacularly. 
 .

Get Enlisted On Instagram

.

Thing I learned last night - all three of the leads on FOX's show Enlisted are on Instagram, and they are taking full advantage of that app in exactly the correct ways, i.e. by posting half-to-totally naked pictures of one another. That's Chris Lowell (you can follow him on Instagram here) and a shirtless Geoff Stults (you can follow him on Instagram here) above, and here...

... is Lowell with a shirtless Parker Young (you can follow him on Instagram here), and here they are sharing a beer with each other...

... and here they are kissing and hugging...

It's a free-for-all, you guys. This is our new favorite show that we don't watch! See a couple more posts of the gratuitous sort having to do with this show here and here and here. And I have a few more pictures to share so let's pick ourselves up off the floor and hit the jump for those...

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... tagging Geoff Stults it.

You're it, Geoff! Gosh are you ever it.

See more of it here.

.

Good Morning, World

.

When I posted pictures of Enlisted stars Geoff Stults and Parker Young sharing a shower yesterday morning I mentioned a third brother played by Chris Lowell but I never gave us a picture of Chris, so here's me rectifying. With tighty-whities, no less!

Piz! Yes he also played Piz on Veronica Mars. Or rather he plays Piz, seeing as how he's in the upcoming movie. I still can't believe there's a Veronica Mars movie. They just released a list of theaters the movie will be playing in when it comes out on March 14th. Anyway we have indeed posted pictures of Chris before - see this old gratuitous post from 2007. 

.

Good Morning, World

.

I knew, or at least I hoped, as soon as I saw the subway posters for the new Fox military comedy Enlisted that it might turn out to be a buffet of beefcake given the fact that its stars - Geoff Stults, Parker Young and Chris Lowell - haven't exactly been shy in the past. Sure enough just a few episodes in and they've gotten the boys disrobed a few times, up to and including the shot seen above with Stults and Young seen cozying up in the shower stall. I believe they're playing brothers? Just put a check-mark next to all the kinds of dirty business, show. 

Anyway once I started I got on a Geoff Stults kick, realizing I'd never posted any pictures of him before even though his job seems to consist of bouncing from show to show just long enough to take his top off, so if you hit the jump you'll see multiple examples of this.