Iran Not Developing Nuclear Weapons

Defense Secretary Leon Panetta said this yesterday on Face The Nation:

“I think the pressure of the sanctions, the diplomatic pressures from everywhere, Europe, the United States, elsewhere, it’s working to put pressure on them…Are they trying to develop a nuclear weapon? No.”

Sorry, chickenhawks — your wetdream has been thwarted.  It was all just a tease.

Maybe President Mitt “war is heck” Romney will attack Iran.  Until then, the warmongering inbreds will have to fly their chickenhawk flag at half mast.

Millions of keyboard warriors having their phallic war fantasies derailed — that’s a lot of frustrated people.  Chickenhawks with blueballs.  These poor pitiful creatures have spent months entertaining the most graphic dreams and images of “Ugh!  Battleships, missiles, bullets — penetrating deep deep deep into Iran!  Ugh!”

It was almost complete.  Almost, almost, almost, and then:

Not tonight, chickenhawks — the Pentagon has a headache.