#docker #devops

Are you a real devops engineer? Do you really know what docker is?

Today I've found myself I'm a master of docker engineering. When I needed to write down some notes for my kids' docker, I wrote docker.

Gr, what is kids' docker? Oh, you are not working as devops engineer right? I meant kids' doctor.

kids' doctor, you got that?

#devops #k8s #resource

I know some of you try to fix the system when you're drunk. To ensure the system is still working after your try, something like this would be really awesome:

    resources:                                 
      limits:                                   
        cpu: 500m                 
        memory: 512Gi                           
      requests:                                                                                                                                                                                   
        cpu: 50m                                                                                                                                                                                  
        memory: 256Mi  

If you don't get that, you aren't drunk. Skip this post :D

#devops #engineer

Two #devops engineers ride their bicycles and cross the red lights. The 2nd engineer is unfortunately stopped by a police man and have to pay a good fine. He complains to the police guy: This is unfair, why didn't you stop my team mate?

The police man replies with a smile, Sorry, but we are not doing devops

#senior #devops #engineer

What makes you a senior devops engineer? You download music from youtube via command line :+)))

Everyone knows youtube-dl hopefully. This is a small reminder that now you should try to use yt-dlp tool instead, the cli interface is almost the same.

$ yt-dlp --format=mp4 oaQEeQQ3qy0

#devops

A hobby OS written in #nim https://github.com/khaledh/fusion

#devops

Creating socks proxy by gcloud command:

shell 1> gcloud compute ssh --zone "europe-central2-a" "mybastion" --project "lauxanh.example" --ssh-flag="-D 2024"

shell 2> curl  api.ipify.org  -L 2>&1 --proxy socks5:///127.0.0.1:2024 ;echo

#vlc or #vcl vs #devops

As a Devops Engineer you need to tune your audio channels, left right or center sometimes . It's basic like tuning cpu memory limits for k8s pods.

And then you have learnt #vlc doesn't have that feature https://code.videolan.org/videolan/vlc/-/issues/18546 .

For that reason, it's highly recommended to move from argocd to fluxCd or whatever**** CD for a better tuning :D

#devops vs #grafana

Feel free to have a look and vote for this feature: https://github.com/grafana/grafana/issues/73439

#devops #helm-chart #golang

#redpanda now writes their helm-chart in #golang

https://github.com/redpanda-data/helm-charts/blob/main/charts/redpanda/statefulset.go

It's time to give up your jobs, Mr. helm-chart engineers and yaml engineers :D

#winamp #win #music vs #devops #opensource

As a senior devops engineer you should be listening to music now. And for music, you know, it's Winamp https://github.com/WinampDesktop/winamp . Likely for search, it's Elasticsearch 🅿️

#devops #freebsd

A devops engineer may never need to learn this https://github.com/HardenedBSD , aha

#devops #senior vs #not-senior

You can read more on HN. Here is the best comment

To me being a senior software engineer means that when your production system goes unstable from gremlins or cosmic rays or other mysterious sources of chaos and the business that pays for your food is in jeopardy, there's nobody to pass the buck to. You just have to buckle down and figure it out or update the resume and start working on your excuses or apologies to newly unemployed coworkers and their families.

Basically if you want to be a senior engineer, you just write code that no one in the team can help , understand or get it worked from their side, huh? Ah don't do that alright I'm joking lolz

#devops

The art of devops is to do everything with automation.

And the art of automation is that you can do everything else manually.

For that reason, to become a good devops engineer , you start everything [else] manually first :D

#devops Windows update can ruin your day =))