Embark on a journey through laughter with our collection of cartoon jokes!
From renowned humorists to scientific studies, the consensus is clear: laughter is the best medicine.
Join us in exploring the diverse world of cartoon humor, encompassing everything from clean, goofy jokes to risqué one-liners.
Our curation promises a laughter-filled experience backed by the therapeutic benefits of humor.
Dive into this treasure trove of humor, where each joke is a testament to the timeless joy that cartoons bring.
Best Cartoon Jokes
Delve into a collection curated to tickle your funny bone. As Mark Twain said, “The human race has only one effective weapon, and that is laughter.” Get ready to chuckle at the finest humor from beloved cartoons.
Why does Ariel wear sea shells?
Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.
What is Captain Jack Sparrow’s favorite restaurant?
Arrrgh-by’s.
How much did it cost Captain Jack Sparrow to have his ears pierced?
A buck an ear.
What did Genie say to Aladdin?
Rub me three times, and I will come.
How did Minnie save Mickey from drowning?
Mouse-to-mouse resuscitation.
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan lives?
Because there is a sign that says, “Never Neverland.”
Why did the seven dwarves go to jail?
They sold all their gems for hi-hoes!
Why has Cinderella kicked off the soccer team?
Because she always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to one hundred?
Because every time she gets to sixty-nine she gets a frog in her throat.
Is your name Winnie?
Because I want to stick it in your pooh!
Why doesn’t Eeyore have any friends?
Because he plays with Pooh all day.
Who’s the smartest Disney character?
Gaston – he won the no Belle prize.
What did Cinderella say to her prince?
“Want to see if it fits?”
Why was Tigger in the bathroom for so long?
Because he had Pooh stuck inside him.
Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball?
Because Donald ducked.
Funny Cartoon Jokes
Laughter is timeless, and these cartoon jokes are proof. Research suggests that humor reduces stress. Unwind with a selection of amusing anecdotes and witty punchlines from the world of cartoons.
Why can’t they invent something for us to marry instead of women?
What do Viagra and Disney Land have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
God, I’d like to offer you this milk and cookies. If you want me to eat these for you, please give me no sign.
What does EPCOT stand for?
Every person comes out tired.
What does MGM stand for?
Mickey’s got money.
Why was Cinderella bad at baseball?
Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.
What did Snow White say when her photos weren’t ready yet?
Someday my prints will come…
Which Disney character can count the highest?
Buzz Lightyear – he can count to infinity and beyond.
Why would Snow White make a good judge?
Because she’s the fairest one of all.
What’s the Cheshire Cat’s favorite drink?
Evaporated Milk.
Which Disney Princess is a cow’s favorite?
Mulan.
What does Mickey use to browse the web?
An iPad Minnie.
What did the 101 Dalmatians say after eating dinner?
That hit the spot.
Who’s the funniest Disney princess?
RaPUNzel.
Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?
He wanted to visit Pluto!
What did one cartoon say to another at the art gallery?
“I’m drawn to your sense of humor!”
Why did the cartoon character go to therapy?
It had too many unresolved sketches!
What’s Scooby-Doo’s favorite dessert?
Mystery mousse!
How does SpongeBob SquarePants make decisions?
By flipping a Krabby Patty!
Why did the pencil refuse to draw the cartoon character?
It was feeling sketchy!
How do you fix a broken tomato?
With tomato paste!
What do you call a fish who draws cartoons?
A sketchy swimmer!
Why did the cartoon character bring a ladder to the comedy club?
It wanted to reach new heights of humor!
What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite type of music?
Hip-hop, Doc!
Why did the cartoon character enroll in school?
It wanted to sharpen its drawing skills!
Hilarious Cartoon Jokes
Dive into a world of hilarity with jokes that transcend age barriers. As proven by renowned studies, laughter is contagious and therapeutic. Get ready for a hearty laugh with these rib-tickling cartoon jokes.
Alert! Alert! Another Monday is on its way. Wuick! Run.. FAST!
I smile because you’re my family. I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it!
Spongebob: Patrick, you’re a genius!
Patrick: Yeah, I get called that a lot.
Spongebob: What? A genius?
Patrick: No, Patrick.
Hello, 911 Emergency. There’s a handsome guy in my house.
Wait for a second; cancel that. It’s only me.
I’m in shape. Round is a shape.
Trying is the first step toward failure.
And if I catch you with Mrs. Butterworth again, I will cut off your crescent roll!
I tawt I taw a puddy tat. I tawt I taw another puddy tat. I’m tawounded by puddy tats.
I love it when someone’s laugh is funnier than the jokes.
Charmanders are Red, and Squirtles are Blue. If you were a pokemon, I’d choose you.
Hehe! This GYM is great! It’s full of women!
Spongebob: Who is this?
Spongebob: Joe Momma?
My thoughts as a soon-to-be graduate:
I don’t wanna grow up. I want cookies and milky
It’s a beautiful day but not as beautiful as me.
It may look like I’m having really deep thoughts, but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food I will eat later.
Goofy Cartoon Jokes
Embrace the absurdity and joy in these whimsical cartoons. Albert Einstein once said, “The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible.” Enjoy the whimsy and pure fun found in goofy cartoon jokes.
What do you call a stupid Disney character?
Dumbo.
What does Goofy’s Irish cousin call the chairs he keeps in his backyard?
Paddy O’Furniture.
What happens when Olaf throws a temper tantrum?
He has a meltdown.
What is Tarzan’s favorite Christmas Carol?
Jungle Bells.
Why did Goofy stare at the label on the orange juice all day?
Because the carton said concentrate.
Why was Anger so furious?
Because Sadness touched one of his balls.
When does Mickey Mouse put up his new calendar?
On New Ear’s Day!
What is Tiana and Naveen’s favorite holiday?
Leap Day!
Why did Jasmine go to the fruit stand in the Marketplace?
She was looking for a date.
Why wasn’t Cinderella invited to play soccer?
She always ran away from the ball.
What language did Pumbaa learn in school?
Pig Latin.
What did Grumpy say when Doc told him it was time to go to bed?
I’m not Sleepy.
Why did Buzz Lightyear decide to vacation on Mars?
Because the moon was full.
What did the 101 dalmatians say when they finished dinner?
That hit the spots.
What is Timon’s favorite candy bar?
KitKat.
What is Donald Duck’s favorite Christmas wine?
Do I have to eat brussel sprouts?
Why did Mickey Mouse take a space ship to outer space?
He was looking for Pluto!
What did Daisy Duck say when she bought some lipstick at the store?
Just put it on my bill.
Cartoon Jokes One Liners
Discover the power of brevity with these quick-witted one-liners. Even in the shortest phrases, cartoons pack a punch of humor. Explore concise yet hilarious jokes that’ll leave you smiling.
During the COVID-19 outbreak, Scooby Doo is the worst cartoon to watch.
Because the Mystery Inc gang doesn’t seem to like people who wear masks.
In the middle east, it’s apparently illegal to show some cartoons.
Hostelites look like cartoon characters.
It takes a full season for them to change their clothes.
The current president resembles a cartoon character.
He is tweety, and belongs in a cage.
Why can’t Pinocchio play the guitar?
He’s got no strings.
Why doesn’t Mr. Potatohead take Mrs. Potatohead out to nice restaurants?
He heard they cost an arm and a leg.
Have you read Buzz Lightyear’s new book about anti-gravity?
You can’t put it down.
What do you call George Washington’s false teeth?
Presidentures.
What insect was the king of the wild frontier?
Davey Cricket.
Clean Cartoon Jokes
Indulge in humor that’s light-hearted and family-friendly. Experts at esteemed universities highlight the positive effects of laughter on mental well-being. Enjoy a delightful array of clean, yet rib-tickling cartoon jokes.
Seriously, I don’t know when exactly that UFO landed & dumped all these stupid people, but they apparently aren’t coming back for them.
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
Professor: Nice to meet you, Robin. I’m the Professor.
Bubbles: He made us in his laboratory by accident.
Robin: It’s okay, Professor. It was an accident, too.
I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.
Don’t do anything that affects anything.
Unless it turns out you were supposed to do it, in which case, for the love of God.
Don’t not do it!”
Here, go buy yourself some more money.
I’m beginning to think that maybe it’s wrong to put someone who thinks they’re a Vietnamese prostitute on a bull.
The present may stink, but at least now we can look forward to a better yesterday.
I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman.
I’m so cold, I can use my nose drippings as chopsticks.
The most active thing about me is my imagination.
Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman — and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
I am Cornholio; I need TP for my bunghole.
Don’t do drugs, kids. There is a time and place for everything. It’s called college.
Don’t worry, siblings. We’ll sell that nice man a box of cookies or die trying. Or try dying. Or do some tie-dyeing.
I ain’t no tailor, but I know what suits me.
Scooby Doobie Doooo!
Eh, what’s up, doc? You can’t shoot a wabbit.
Dirty Cartoon Jokes
For mature audiences seeking a touch of risqué humor, explore this selection. Laughter remains a vital part of life. Enjoy these slightly naughty yet amusing cartoon jokes intended for mature sensibilities.
One day a little girl was watching cartoon when a porno came through.
The little girl asked her mom “What are they doing?”
The girls mom said “baking a cake.”
Then the next day they were walking in the park and there were these people making out And the girl said “Look mommy they are baking a cake!”
The next day the girl says “Mommy you and Daddy were baking a cake last night.”
Her mom replied “how did you know?”
The girl said “because I licked the icing off the sofa!”
What do you call adequate Japanese cartoons?
Ani-meh.
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called on him and said, “Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?”
Little Johnny quickly replied, “NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!”
Cartoon Jokes for Adults
Embrace humor tailored for grown-up tastes. Comedy, as proven by psychology studies, is a vital stress-relief tool. Laugh out loud with these witty, grown-up-themed cartoon jokes.
So western cartoons are being introduced to the Middle East.
TV execs decided to go with The Flintstones as an initial trial to see how they’ll be received.
So far there has been mixed reviews.
People in Dubai don’t get the humour at all but by all reports, the people in Abu Dhabi do.
I want a cartoon about puppies saving humans from making situations socially awkward.
We can call it Faux Pas Patrol.
I went to the temporary tattoo parlor yesterday and got a tattoo of my favorite cartoon character, Roger the Alien, but when I tried to wash it off later that night, it wouldn’t come off!!
So I went back to the parlor to complain, and it was gone.
I made a cartoon about a lumberjack…
…but the animation was choppy and the voice acting was wooden.
What do you call a Canadian cartoon?
Anim-eh.
My parents are such cowards…
…they are even afraid of cartoons!
Really?
Yeah! Whenever I sit down to watch cartoons, they run to their room, jump under the covers and start shaking, shaking, shaking…
In most cartoons I watched, characters were able to come back from near death by having water splashed on their face.
On a completely unrelated note, I am no longer allowed at funerals…
This guy Joe goes to pick up his fiancé for a date in a brand new Porsche.
His fiancé is confused because Joe isn’t exactly a wealthy guy.
She says, “Where did you get this Porsche?“
Joe says, “It was in my garage.“
She says, “What was it doing in your garage?“
Joe says, “Well, I guess God put it there.”
She says, “That’s ridiculous!”
Joe says, “Well, yes, it is ridiculous, isn’t it, Mary?”
If cartoon characters become real, who would attract most women?
Pinocchio.
What is a Irish nationalists favourite cartoon?
Fenians & Ferb.
I saw a cartoon portraying a politican like a goat
It was satyr.
Why do necromancer’s hate original cartoon shows?
Because they prefer the reanimated versions.
Cartoon Jokes for Seniors
Delight in humor that resonates with seasoned experiences. As George Bernard Shaw said, “We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” Enjoy age-appropriate cartoon humor for seniors.
I’m letting my child watch old Looney Tunes and Hanna-Barbera cartoons to get ready to start school.
In the real world, everyone solves all their problems with a gun or a knife, too.
I had a picture of my favorite cartoon rabbit, but when I came home one day, someone encased it in glass and hung it up.
Who framed Roger Rabbit?
I told my doctor I was having problems with my hearing. He asked me what the symptoms were.
I told him they were a yellow cartoon family.
So, my 3 year old cousin was over this morning.
I needed to grab a quick shower as I let him watch cartoons in the living room. When I came out, there was black permanent marker all over my 55 inch TV screen. I LITERALLY FREAKED OUT. Does anyone know what is best used to clean blood out of a carpet?
Apparently it’s illegal to show some cartoons in the middle east
Most cities won’t screen episodes of The Flintstones but Abu Dhabi doooooooo.
Which cartoon character have you seen live?
Donald Duck.
Man: “I’ve always had this absurd feeling that I’m a cartoon character”
Psychologist: “That’s a rather unusual mental state… How long have you felt this way?”
Man: “Ever since I was an outline…”
Covid restrictions…
I’m down with social distancing, but I think my local grocery store has gone too far.
They’ve put a big X on the floor to show where to stand in line at the register.
I’ve seen enough Roadrunner cartoons, I’m not falling for that.
If you combine Basil, Parmesan, Pinenuts and Olive Oil you get Pesto. What do you get when you mix Olive Oil, Spinach and Sweet Peas?
You get the comic and cartoon classic Popeye.
Now that Lucasfilm is owned by Disney . . .
Will ILM be removing the Notre Dame Cathedral from the Hunchback cartoon?
Yesterday Reddit, Hulu and Xbox live was down.
Must have been a boring day for the staff at BuzzFeed. They couldn’t play Call of Duty and insult each other, watch cartoons or even copy and paste more stories for their website.
You can tell how amazingly progressive the world’s become…
When you see countries like Ukraine, America, and China elect a comedian, a clown, and a cartoon bear to be their presidents.
Two men were chatting in a bar
“So what do you do?”
“I write”
“Oh, poetry or prose?”
“Neither, I write cartoons”
“Why’s that?”
“No rhyme or reason”
What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?
They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.
What is the difference between Donald Duck and Donald Trump?
One is a cartoon character with a hot temper and the other is a duck.
Cartoon Jokes and Puns
Engage in wordplay and clever humor through a selection of amusing puns. Puns, like cartoons, rely on clever twists. Explore this section for a delightful combination of cartoons and witty wordplay.
In a cartoon, what do you call a polar bear?
An icebreaker!
Is there a reason cartoon characters never go bald?
Because they always have “toon” much hair!
What is the best way to fix a broken cartoon character?
With animated CPR!
The scarecrow became a cartoonist for what reason?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
At the art gallery, what did one cartoon say to the other cartoon?
“I like your character!”
After they have both enjoyed a nice dinner, what does Mr Bean’s Teddy say to him?
I’m stuffed!
Can you guess what Rubble from Paw Patrol’s favorite pizza topping is?
It’s simply got to be Pupperoni!
Dora the Explorer drives what kind of car around the jungle?
A Ford Fiesta of course!
SpongeBob can’t find Mr Krabs’ secret stash of money, so where does he hide it?
On the river bank of course.
Which Disney princess has a penchant for cows?
Moo-lan!
Combining Chase and a calculator, what do you get?
A pup that you know you can always count on.
Did you ever wonder what happened when Minnie and Mickey first met?
It was glove at first sight!
What does Tom say in December?
Jerry Christmas! A ginger cat laughing against a blue background.
What cartoon character curses the most?
The Road Runner.
Which deer is Homer Simpson’s favorite?
A doe!
What’s the name of Shrek’s little brother?
Shrank!
When Bugs Bunny has a headache in a sauna, what do you call him?
A hot cross bunny!
Which sport does Mickey prefer?
Minnie Golf!
Scooby Doo is Denmark’s most popular cartoon. Why is that?
Because he’s a Great Dane.
How would you describe a deer who wants to draw cartoons?
Adobe Illustrator.
Why was Snow White thrown out of Disneyland?
She sat on Pinocchio’s face and said, “Lie to me. Lie to me.”
If Mickey went to outer space, why would he go?
To find Pluto.
What’s the difference between George H.W Bush and Stephen Hillenberg?
Both created cartoon characters that were popular on TV screens in the 2000s, but the one created Spongebob was the most famous.
Final Thoughts
In a world filled with stress, finding moments of genuine laughter is invaluable.
Remember, each chuckle, each guffaw, and every snicker contributes to your well-being.
Take these cartoon jokes beyond these pages—share them with friends, family, and colleagues.
Let laughter weave its magic, transcending boundaries and lifting spirits.
Share your favorite joke or tale in the comments below; let’s create a space filled with contagious, uplifting humor.
Your laughter is the ultimate reward—keep smiling, keep laughing, and cherish these moments of pure joy.
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