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File 5.17.23
02:45
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#VERSE
A cloudy weekend in May remember spending the day
By the lake eerie feeling as I was chilling odd sensation
I was being followed and watched all day when
I saw a splash at the surface light emerging bursted
Towards the rock I was perched on fishing spool spun
Drag was racing something took the bait
Wrestling impressed by its strength
It caught a break got away on a log at the edge of the bank
Upon inspection the hook was bent contained residue
With an awful scent what the heck is this dude
Must be ALIEN GOO
Light begins to dim time to call it quits
walking back on the trail didn’t see a single squirrel
Made it up the hill why’s my car unlocked
somethings wrong with the radio now
#BRIDGE
Im feeling heebie jeebies bend corners
Hairs on edge tires squealing peeling
Phone pings with a text Siri read the message
“Powers out at the crib”
Change my destination
Headed north to the boat
Charge my phone and rest
Exhaustion probably just causing me to get lost in
Frequencies of delusion
Cosmic beings are not haunting me
Just gotta fall asleep
#VERSE
Afloat drifting off on the boat on the creek hear a creek
ALIEN ON TOP OF ME “GET OFF OF ME”
Too late beams of light penetrate levitation
Now im on the other side fly away hyperdrive
Swift injection to the neck next wake up strapped
To a bench seat running test they didn't speak much
Tubes protruding from my flesh feeling no pain
Just a rush used my whole brain for once
Had attained all knowledge was one
With the sun with the gods astonished
Took a pause to ponder my jaw opened
before my question was vocal the eldest of four said
Shlibby daugh da shaw dae dae dee dou dada
Translation make a song about this ship
Shlibby shlibby da dou dae
Da dada dae shlibby da dou dae
Shlibby da dou dae shlib
Da dada dae shlibby da dou dae
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File 5.23.23
01:48
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#SKIT
Agent: Aye Mr. Kohut wake up!
Tee Kae: Huh ah!
Agent: Follow the light, good. I need to update your chart agent Tango Foxtrot showed me your file from May 17th 23 it says here
"You made it to the other side fly away hyperdrive."
I need you to tell me the truth exactly what happened last week on Wednesday?
Tee Kae: What's going on here? Agent!? Who are you people and what are you doing in my house?
Agent: Please Mr. Kohut I will be asking the questions. You just relax
Tee Kae: If you want me to relax you can get that light out of my face!
Agent: Did you escape the compound?
Tee Kae: Compound? I don't know I put all the information in the file
Agent: Right the same file where you claimed to have quote
"Obtained all knowledge and were one with the sun and the Gods."
I'm going to be frank with you it's a good song it's cute it's playful,
but it's just a song. These claims of it being based on a true story
Need to end right here right now we can't have..
Tee Kae: IT IS A TRUE STORY I was abducted by aliens
Agent: Oh and what did they probe you in the butt?
Tee Kae: No! I don't know, I don't think so. Why does everyone keep asking that?
Agent: Ugh looks like your polygraph reading it it can't be consistent
Tee Kae: I told you.
Agent: You? You're telling the truth?!
Tee Kae: Yes.
Agent: We need to call a code echo.
Tee Kae: Code echo?
Agent: Hold him down agent Smith.
Tee Kae: Get off me! ugh! raah!
Agent: I need to sedate him before the shock therapy
Mr. Kohut you are going to forget this ever happened
One way or another if you keep telling people this story is true
They will think you are crazy
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TEE KAE
Since the song about the ship
Back home at the crib
Information starting to slip
Beginning to forget
Skip a few months ahead it's September
Going mad where my alien friends at
Humanoids annoyed think my heads on backwards
I hear you chatting in the back room go on and laugh then
ELIJAH DA PROFIT
What the heck is wrong with this guy
He on that trip high everything coming out his lips lies
Aliens do not exist it's all a myth
Why would they abduct him into a ship
Who here really believing this your tweaking kid
For real you're starting to sound like a creepy kid
And im his friend so it's only right I speak on it
He acting weird again can't go nowhere with him damn
PRESENT.
PRESENT. and Tee Kae stinking from that gooey sticky spliff
So what if he may have had otherworldly visitors
Take him out to spaces never been before
Open up the aperture of his mental visuals
Seeing color prismals refracting verbal syllables
I'm gonna go back to my home I mean the planet alien green is grown
TEE KAE
I can hear you both
Fine if you don't believe me
Let's all go fishing this evening
The boats in Pasadena
We can set sail screaming up at the sky
Wondering why some gray guys
Intervened in my life it's not convenient
For me man my girl ain't even speaking to me
Since she heard 5.17.23
Grab your coats come with me lets go
ELIJAH DA PROFIT
Can't believe im on this damn boat
With Tee Kae acting higher than giraffe throat
Knowing well I can't swim or float
If he seen aliens then im a ghost
I can't lie I get this eerie feeling
I look at Tom and he has a kinda calm appearance
Starting to get a lil scary but you know me I don't believe in fairies
Tom how you so calm bro
PRESENT.
They cast their lines thinking they'll be just fine
Elijah not believing Tee Kae eagerly seeking
His newfound friends from that one cloudy weekend
PRESENT. excited for them to meet the green men
In their faces a light starts beaming
Levitating off of the ground with their fishing pole pulling to the beacon
Ohh boy thought PRESENT. cause he's been fiending
TEE KAE
See E this is the ship from that weekend
This is where they put the needle in
Where is everyone shemdough deble debaden
I can already remember how to speak to them again
I said I come in peace it's your friend Tee
Why you white as me man come on
Check out the tractor beam
It pulled us in I guess the goo on the hook
Was the antenna we needed to get in
ELIJAH DA PROFIT
Where the **** am I
I must be hella high
Where's my phone record
This must be televised
Where the hell is this I gotta be dreaming it
Or could I be the first black man on an alien ship
This ain't making sense could this be the end
Of humanity for all our sins
I wanna go home I don't feel good
I think im getting space sick
PRESENT.
Fear not NeoClassicKal brethren
Wanna live to see heaven
Were going to where the best ganja
In the universe was bred to lift
people high enough to travel multi dimension trips
The knowledge that surpasses averages limits
And gain wisdom from a singular hit
So you better buckle up for this
UNKNOWN VOICE:
Shem debba do da da
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File 9.7.23
03:22
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#VERSE
Coughing Frolicking planet Zeldar's
Swamps of chronic bliss
High as hippopotamus lips
Dagnabit where my friends
All I see is stalks of this hydroponic ish
Hear something trodding to the west
That you PRES as I push aside the branches
Shim slebby di babashish
Dont panic spot bluish blurs passing
An opening to a grassland
Crawl ahead for a better Vantage
Whole rows of blue ladies looking lavish
Crept a lil closer eye-catching
Blue baddies laughing through gasses
Chewing colorful shell remnants
Fathers absent whole piles of em napping
Felt bad when I saw a toddler tapping
Dad's shoulder stiff as a boulder
Turned him over OH NO
Pa's stomach exploded
Kid showing no emotion and
Began eating esophagus like some pasta
UYaww I puked in astonishment
A blue creature stooped in acknowledgment
Gazed into her eyes became mesmerized
#CHORUS
Alien Love
Alien Love
Alien Love
#VERSE
Approach this cosmic goddess
She was far from modest
Read my mind to be honest
My lust became her promise
Flawless love stardust spun upon us
I thrust into solace
Smashing gelatinous mush with passion
After Immaculate satisfaction
Sit Imagining a future
With an attractive blue girl in this new world
Beccka oh whirrp
In a blip she was full purple
Painfully contracting belly expanding
Till her abdomen burst out a blue pearl
Like that i was abandoned
Grasping a smooth fertile circle
Not yet understanding what happened
Staring at this warm package as it
Throbbed in my hands
Shaking movement grew rapid
Soon it slowly began cracking
Wait this is madness I can't be a dad yet
Fate had just come crashing
Now faced with this apparatus
A head poked out shaped like cactus
Staring into this vastness
I guess I'll name him Bob
#OUTRO
So cute
I love you Bob even though your different
With your different little head and
Little flim flams coming out your neck
Me and you are gonna take over this world Bob just the two of us against everybody
Shyah
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File 9.8.23
02:41
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#VERSE
Where do I start gaze at my son
Aware a fly character arc is shaping at once
Rare life form spawned created as art
Prickly pear hair butt naked and plump
Three eyes wide same shade as his moms
Before we could bond or I could even find clothe
My data alarm warns blaring abrupt
Running out of air
Holy mackerel son better get a move on
I think the ship is due north
Shlee baga hapughh
Talking to a newborn
Turn and see 2 large
Warriors in uniform
Lasers drawn locked and ruh
Bob puked on em
Toxic goo transformed
Two to one
Puddle of bluish slug
See a dozen more approach
From the hill I was on
Grab the gun before I run
Know the way that I’m going is wrong
#BRIDGE
Pitter patter
Through the woods
To evade attackers
Ooo Askew bush
Afraid we packed in
Crew overlooked
Finally faded passing
Phew off the hook
Excitedly elated laughing
In view a construct
Vibrantly displayed jetpacks
Outgrew an obstruct
Violently wrench in the plan
Cascade cross a river rapid
Ohh man
#VERSE
This is not good how do I cross
A risk either way I should
Pow
I was down in shock
Hit me as he pulled
Bob from my arms
Swiftly I drew shot em dead in the heart
Left the scene swiftly limp into fog
Wow a green box a mechanical frog
One big hop made it safely unharmed
Oxygen off
Can’t be stranded too long
Crashing through red glass
Dashing towards the jet pack
Flashing lights a setback
Alarm ringing hectic
Guards on the left had
Charged through the entrance
Armed with a Semtex
Grenade in sight
Thrust engaged ignite
And evade with flight
Raised to height
Unscathed despite
A brigade in pursuit
Enraged in sight
Phased by the boom
Building blazed so bright
#BRIDGE
Levitation
Hold my last breath
Mind was racing
A jolt of unrest
Five aliens chasing
Patrolled in ascent
Will I find the spaceship
Roamed in assessment
Behind me letting rip
Close shots unpleasant
Behold a segment
Saw our location
Rolled while descending
Blasting rays as I
Dodged evading
Bob was wailing
Popped the latch
#OUTRO
PRESENT.: Yoo whats up bruddah? Who's that?
Elijah da Profit: Is that a baby alien?
Tee Kae: This is my son Bob
Elijah da Profit: Your son? Wait are we being shot at?
PRESENT.: The ship is laser proof.
Elijah da Profit: Why is he naked
PRESENT.: ooh what happens on Zeldar stays on Zeldar
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File 9.12.23
01:00
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Tee Kae: Were almost there guys just one more wormhole.
Elijah da Profit: What is that ahead oh na is that a space cop?
PRESENT.: Relax its just intergalactic customs.
SHIP: "Intergalactic customs approaching."
PRESENT.: They are pretty chill Tee Kae you talk to them.
Tee Kae: Quick Bob hide!
SHIP: "Incoming intercom transmission."
Agent: This is intergalactic customs and no were not chill. state your name and vessel number.
Tee Kae: Taylor. uhh what's my vessel number?
Agent: Mhmm mhmm and where are you traveling to?
Tee Kae: Just trying to go back home to Earth
Agent: Oh earthlings.
Tee Kae: Yeah.
Agent. What do you have aboard your ship?
Tee Kae: Just alien goo
Agent: No alien babies right?
Tee Kae: No we would never.
Agent: How much goo do you have on board?
Tee Kae About sixty gleebs.
Agent: Sixty bleebs is quite a lot you're going to have to pay the goo import tax.
Tee Kae: Ohh how much is that?
Agent: 7,000,000,000,000 bajangles.
Tee Kae: Ahh!
Agent: Otherwise we are going to have to confiscate all of your goo.
Tee Kae: Ohh no sir we don't want that!
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Tee Kae Washington, D.C.
Tee Kae is a musician on a mission, blending raw lyricism, street wisdom, and spiritual grit. His debut album Metamorphosis marked a personal rebirth and a bigger movement, using music as a tool for healing and growth. Founder of NeoClassicK Records, Tee is building a legacy rooted in truth—not trends. If you’re about purpose, resilience, and real bars, you’re already speaking his language. ... more
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