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A-Files

by Tee Kae

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1.
File 5.17.23 02:45
#VERSE A cloudy weekend in May remember spending the day By the lake eerie feeling as I was chilling odd sensation I was being followed and watched all day when I saw a splash at the surface light emerging bursted Towards the rock I was perched on fishing spool spun Drag was racing something took the bait Wrestling impressed by its strength It caught a break got away on a log at the edge of the bank Upon inspection the hook was bent contained residue With an awful scent what the heck is this dude Must be ALIEN GOO Light begins to dim time to call it quits walking back on the trail didn’t see a single squirrel Made it up the hill why’s my car unlocked somethings wrong with the radio now #BRIDGE Im feeling heebie jeebies bend corners Hairs on edge tires squealing peeling Phone pings with a text Siri read the message “Powers out at the crib” Change my destination Headed north to the boat Charge my phone and rest Exhaustion probably just causing me to get lost in Frequencies of delusion Cosmic beings are not haunting me Just gotta fall asleep #VERSE Afloat drifting off on the boat on the creek hear a creek ALIEN ON TOP OF ME “GET OFF OF ME” Too late beams of light penetrate levitation Now im on the other side fly away hyperdrive Swift injection to the neck next wake up strapped To a bench seat running test they didn't speak much Tubes protruding from my flesh feeling no pain Just a rush used my whole brain for once Had attained all knowledge was one With the sun with the gods astonished Took a pause to ponder my jaw opened before my question was vocal the eldest of four said Shlibby daugh da shaw dae dae dee dou dada Translation make a song about this ship Shlibby shlibby da dou dae Da dada dae shlibby da dou dae Shlibby da dou dae shlib Da dada dae shlibby da dou dae
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File 5.23.23 01:48
#SKIT Agent: Aye Mr. Kohut wake up! Tee Kae: Huh ah! Agent: Follow the light, good. I need to update your chart agent Tango Foxtrot showed me your file from May 17th 23 it says here "You made it to the other side fly away hyperdrive." I need you to tell me the truth exactly what happened last week on Wednesday? Tee Kae: What's going on here? Agent!? Who are you people and what are you doing in my house? Agent: Please Mr. Kohut I will be asking the questions. You just relax Tee Kae: If you want me to relax you can get that light out of my face! Agent: Did you escape the compound? Tee Kae: Compound? I don't know I put all the information in the file Agent: Right the same file where you claimed to have quote "Obtained all knowledge and were one with the sun and the Gods." I'm going to be frank with you it's a good song it's cute it's playful, but it's just a song. These claims of it being based on a true story Need to end right here right now we can't have.. Tee Kae: IT IS A TRUE STORY I was abducted by aliens Agent: Oh and what did they probe you in the butt? Tee Kae: No! I don't know, I don't think so. Why does everyone keep asking that? Agent: Ugh looks like your polygraph reading it it can't be consistent Tee Kae: I told you. Agent: You? You're telling the truth?! Tee Kae: Yes. Agent: We need to call a code echo. Tee Kae: Code echo? Agent: Hold him down agent Smith. Tee Kae: Get off me! ugh! raah! Agent: I need to sedate him before the shock therapy Mr. Kohut you are going to forget this ever happened One way or another if you keep telling people this story is true They will think you are crazy
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TEE KAE Since the song about the ship Back home at the crib Information starting to slip Beginning to forget Skip a few months ahead it's September Going mad where my alien friends at Humanoids annoyed think my heads on backwards I hear you chatting in the back room go on and laugh then ELIJAH DA PROFIT What the heck is wrong with this guy He on that trip high everything coming out his lips lies Aliens do not exist it's all a myth Why would they abduct him into a ship Who here really believing this your tweaking kid For real you're starting to sound like a creepy kid And im his friend so it's only right I speak on it He acting weird again can't go nowhere with him damn PRESENT. PRESENT. and Tee Kae stinking from that gooey sticky spliff So what if he may have had otherworldly visitors Take him out to spaces never been before Open up the aperture of his mental visuals Seeing color prismals refracting verbal syllables I'm gonna go back to my home I mean the planet alien green is grown TEE KAE I can hear you both Fine if you don't believe me Let's all go fishing this evening The boats in Pasadena We can set sail screaming up at the sky Wondering why some gray guys Intervened in my life it's not convenient For me man my girl ain't even speaking to me Since she heard 5.17.23 Grab your coats come with me lets go ELIJAH DA PROFIT Can't believe im on this damn boat With Tee Kae acting higher than giraffe throat Knowing well I can't swim or float If he seen aliens then im a ghost I can't lie I get this eerie feeling I look at Tom and he has a kinda calm appearance Starting to get a lil scary but you know me I don't believe in fairies Tom how you so calm bro PRESENT. They cast their lines thinking they'll be just fine Elijah not believing Tee Kae eagerly seeking His newfound friends from that one cloudy weekend PRESENT. excited for them to meet the green men In their faces a light starts beaming Levitating off of the ground with their fishing pole pulling to the beacon Ohh boy thought PRESENT. cause he's been fiending TEE KAE See E this is the ship from that weekend This is where they put the needle in Where is everyone shemdough deble debaden I can already remember how to speak to them again I said I come in peace it's your friend Tee Why you white as me man come on Check out the tractor beam It pulled us in I guess the goo on the hook Was the antenna we needed to get in ELIJAH DA PROFIT Where the **** am I I must be hella high Where's my phone record This must be televised Where the hell is this I gotta be dreaming it Or could I be the first black man on an alien ship This ain't making sense could this be the end Of humanity for all our sins I wanna go home I don't feel good I think im getting space sick PRESENT. Fear not NeoClassicKal brethren Wanna live to see heaven Were going to where the best ganja In the universe was bred to lift people high enough to travel multi dimension trips The knowledge that surpasses averages limits And gain wisdom from a singular hit So you better buckle up for this UNKNOWN VOICE: Shem debba do da da
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File 9.7.23 03:22
#VERSE Coughing Frolicking planet Zeldar's Swamps of chronic bliss High as hippopotamus lips Dagnabit where my friends All I see is stalks of this hydroponic ish Hear something trodding to the west That you PRES as I push aside the branches Shim slebby di babashish Dont panic spot bluish blurs passing An opening to a grassland Crawl ahead for a better Vantage Whole rows of blue ladies looking lavish Crept a lil closer eye-catching Blue baddies laughing through gasses Chewing colorful shell remnants Fathers absent whole piles of em napping Felt bad when I saw a toddler tapping Dad's shoulder stiff as a boulder Turned him over OH NO Pa's stomach exploded Kid showing no emotion and Began eating esophagus like some pasta UYaww I puked in astonishment A blue creature stooped in acknowledgment Gazed into her eyes became mesmerized #CHORUS Alien Love Alien Love Alien Love #VERSE Approach this cosmic goddess She was far from modest Read my mind to be honest My lust became her promise Flawless love stardust spun upon us I thrust into solace Smashing gelatinous mush with passion After Immaculate satisfaction Sit Imagining a future With an attractive blue girl in this new world Beccka oh whirrp In a blip she was full purple Painfully contracting belly expanding Till her abdomen burst out a blue pearl Like that i was abandoned Grasping a smooth fertile circle Not yet understanding what happened Staring at this warm package as it Throbbed in my hands Shaking movement grew rapid Soon it slowly began cracking Wait this is madness I can't be a dad yet Fate had just come crashing Now faced with this apparatus A head poked out shaped like cactus Staring into this vastness I guess I'll name him Bob #OUTRO So cute I love you Bob even though your different With your different little head and Little flim flams coming out your neck Me and you are gonna take over this world Bob just the two of us against everybody Shyah
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File 9.8.23 02:41
#VERSE Where do I start gaze at my son Aware a fly character arc is shaping at once Rare life form spawned created as art Prickly pear hair butt naked and plump Three eyes wide same shade as his moms Before we could bond or I could even find clothe My data alarm warns blaring abrupt Running out of air Holy mackerel son better get a move on I think the ship is due north Shlee baga hapughh Talking to a newborn Turn and see 2 large Warriors in uniform Lasers drawn locked and ruh Bob puked on em Toxic goo transformed Two to one Puddle of bluish slug See a dozen more approach From the hill I was on Grab the gun before I run Know the way that I’m going is wrong #BRIDGE Pitter patter Through the woods To evade attackers Ooo Askew bush Afraid we packed in Crew overlooked Finally faded passing Phew off the hook Excitedly elated laughing In view a construct Vibrantly displayed jetpacks Outgrew an obstruct Violently wrench in the plan Cascade cross a river rapid Ohh man #VERSE This is not good how do I cross A risk either way I should Pow I was down in shock Hit me as he pulled Bob from my arms Swiftly I drew shot em dead in the heart Left the scene swiftly limp into fog Wow a green box a mechanical frog One big hop made it safely unharmed Oxygen off Can’t be stranded too long Crashing through red glass Dashing towards the jet pack Flashing lights a setback Alarm ringing hectic Guards on the left had Charged through the entrance Armed with a Semtex Grenade in sight Thrust engaged ignite And evade with flight Raised to height Unscathed despite A brigade in pursuit Enraged in sight Phased by the boom Building blazed so bright #BRIDGE Levitation Hold my last breath Mind was racing A jolt of unrest Five aliens chasing Patrolled in ascent Will I find the spaceship Roamed in assessment Behind me letting rip Close shots unpleasant Behold a segment Saw our location Rolled while descending Blasting rays as I Dodged evading Bob was wailing Popped the latch #OUTRO PRESENT.: Yoo whats up bruddah? Who's that? Elijah da Profit: Is that a baby alien? Tee Kae: This is my son Bob Elijah da Profit: Your son? Wait are we being shot at? PRESENT.: The ship is laser proof. Elijah da Profit: Why is he naked PRESENT.: ooh what happens on Zeldar stays on Zeldar
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File 9.12.23 01:00
Tee Kae: Were almost there guys just one more wormhole. Elijah da Profit: What is that ahead oh na is that a space cop? PRESENT.: Relax its just intergalactic customs. SHIP: "Intergalactic customs approaching." PRESENT.: They are pretty chill Tee Kae you talk to them. Tee Kae: Quick Bob hide! SHIP: "Incoming intercom transmission." Agent: This is intergalactic customs and no were not chill. state your name and vessel number. Tee Kae: Taylor. uhh what's my vessel number? Agent: Mhmm mhmm and where are you traveling to? Tee Kae: Just trying to go back home to Earth Agent: Oh earthlings. Tee Kae: Yeah. Agent. What do you have aboard your ship? Tee Kae: Just alien goo Agent: No alien babies right? Tee Kae: No we would never. Agent: How much goo do you have on board? Tee Kae About sixty gleebs. Agent: Sixty bleebs is quite a lot you're going to have to pay the goo import tax. Tee Kae: Ohh how much is that? Agent: 7,000,000,000,000 bajangles. Tee Kae: Ahh! Agent: Otherwise we are going to have to confiscate all of your goo. Tee Kae: Ohh no sir we don't want that!

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CLASSIFIED: CLEARANCE LEVEL: ALIEN

"A-Files" is not just an EP — it’s a transmission. A 4-track cinematic odyssey wrapped in 4 songs and 2 skits, smuggled from a mothership and dropped onto Bandcamp for Earth ears only. These are the declassified sonic documents of Tee Kae’s abduction and return, each track is an entry from the A-Files: his personal account of probing the unknown (and getting probed in return).

Inside this intergalactic case file: sharp rhymes that cut through dimensions, stories that warp time, and hidden “alien eggs” (aka easter eggs) that only the most tuned-in listeners will catch. It’s lyrical sci-fi with a boom-bap heartbeat. One minute you’re vibing… the next, you’re spiraling through a wormhole of wordplay, wit, and cosmic wavs.

So grab your headphones, decode the signals, and prepare for contact. This is hip-hop abducted, experimented on, and beamed back down with a message.

The truth isn’t out there. It’s in the music.

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released June 13, 2025

Written and Recorded by: Tee Kae
Produced Mixed and Mastered by: Solo James
All Rights Reserved: NeoClassicK Records

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Tee Kae Washington, D.C.

Tee Kae is a musician on a mission, blending raw lyricism, street wisdom, and spiritual grit. His debut album Metamorphosis marked a personal rebirth and a bigger movement, using music as a tool for healing and growth. Founder of NeoClassicK Records, Tee is building a legacy rooted in truth—not trends. If you’re about purpose, resilience, and real bars, you’re already speaking his language. ... more

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