I had this pair of brown pants, you see, and like most pants, they were a tad too short for my long legs. I could have sworn I had a before picture of the pants in question. However, it seems to have eluded me now. Let's just pretend they were these pants. Only a little shorter. And not quite so wide-legged. But other than that, they were exactly the same pants. Given that I turned the above-pictured pants into shorts, I had to do something else with these. I mean, brown shorts are rather…