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Does it piss you off when I sound like this?
Your anger makes it all worth it
[Wow!]
[Hardcore Team Deathmatch]
[Let me take a selfie]
[YOU GAY!]
[Hah, gayyy!]
[Sing a song about—]
—
It's one thing, one thing, after another
One thing, one thing, that you would rather
One thing, one thing, just do it yourself
Why don't you shoot the messenger? Shoot the messenger
I know who dunnit, there's a dodo in my heart
And it's all about how you play your part
'Cuz every night you were saving my life
Could I ever make it right?
It's all about the game
It's all about the game
It's all about the game
[The music never stops. No!]
It's all about the game
It's all about the game
The game, game, game, game
B-b-bass!
—
Promises of, promises of, promises of
Promises of, promises of, promises of
—
[Did you just get here son? I knew you knew I knew all along, all along, ALL ALONG!]
Courier, courier
What do I know?
Set off, fires start
What we say pissed you off
Will you listen to me?
While I can still speak?
And I'm so confident
Tomorrow's promises
Just cannot exist
Without this message
And you know every one of my weaknesses
And you know every kiss as sweet at this
Angel with a longshot, this is not a roulette
Everything is fucked up, I just can't take it
[Wolf howls]
And you know how we do it
Sifting through the tall grass, searching for the way
Fall to the clouds as the heavens throw me out
Message in a bottle until they come around
—
I don't think I'm gonna be okay this time
Everything is my fault this time
[You know how we do it!]
Reading shadows on the wall
And making love to the fall
But I dreamed of a world
Where I missed your text
[Creekflow ponders]
—
I'll tear everything out, rearrange it
And you'll never see me as the same bitch
And I'll rip it to shreds, so just watch me
Hooves up high, and an angel with a shotty
And I've only ever known this feeling
Oh sometimes
You're gonna see a smile, smile, smile
You're gonna see this style
—
It's all about the game
It's all about the game
It's all about the game
[The music never stops. No!]
It's all about the game
It's all about the game
The game, game, game, game
[Get noscoped!]
[Centipede]
[Intruder alert! Intruder alert!]
[No!]
—
Promises of, promises of, promises of
Promises of, promises of, promises of
—
You're listening to 32.7 the Creek
(The Creek)
[Seductive Turtle, in the nature]
[Mom, get the camera!]
[Oh baby a triple!]
Equestria's hottest station, now in Featherdance's world
Just classics
Our whole team at Ear Crush is rocking out to this track
Call our number at 328 to get a word in!
Creekflow, why did you crash the Locusmobile?
Huntress, it was a calculated risk
[Wolf howls]
And here it's all about the game
[Wow!]
And now announcing Lodestar
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These crossroads are all too familiar, aren't they, Top Five Videos?
'Twixt the ethereal paranoia and the sear of reality, we kneel at the plateau of two, fractured halves. This weight is our own. We knew better. Alicorns should know better.
Fuck man, all these theatrics. Where are you whenever shit's actually happening? Like. We're so screwed, this is what I deserve, it's like fate or whatever.
I'm always here. But in desperation, you perceive me more profoundly. We've been needing to shake things up in our worldviews. I definitely think so. What have we got to lose now?
Oh fuck, well, you're right about that I don't have anything to lose, like, I'm just gonna get fucked, man, nothing matters
Right. Because that has always worked. Vid. You can't just "quickscope" all of your problems away. Not again.
Oh, oh, oh man fucking watch me. Good chat. I've got shit to do.
The hard way is still ‘a way’. Suppose then that this is 'the way', let the music never stop. No.
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My Love is a Quickscope
03:47
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[You know how we do it]
[Sit down]
[Every second a lightning strike, HEEYAW!]
[Be advised, hostile lodestar inbound]
[The music never stops. No!]
Creekflow, creekflow, creekflow
—
One shot, one kill
Fuck a reload
Screen peek your heart
Oh, to behold
I'm in love
With the thought of you
Toss a frag to this fag
Let your aim be true
—
(Yeah!)
Meet me in the war zone
I'm not liking your tone
RPG the fibers of your heart
(Yeah, baby!)
Pull me close and tell me
I'm not going crazy
I knew I was right
About it all
—
UAV in the air
You won't know I'm there
But if you notice me
Cover you in kisses
I adore even your misses babe
[Deadly force is authorized]
—
My love is a quickscope
And I've got you in my sights
Now I'm fiending for trickshots
Twirling from great heights
And I don't wanna be a bother
I don't wanna be a bother
But you make me feel so high
Do you even wanna know me?
Do you even wanna know me?
Are we really switching sides?
—
[Oh-oh-oh yeah, Mr. Krabs! Ahhh!]
[This is the way!]
[It's all about the game]
Don't have regrets
Control this pest
I-I-I am that bitch
And I'm hard to get
5:0 KDA
Get the fuck out my way
Pussy little bitch
Wouldn't jump on that nade
Right now, I don't care about the body count
Right now, I don't care who I put in the ground
Right now, I'll grant your every wish and smile for you
Because you'll join them when we're done
(What?)
(What?)
Oh
I'm feeling alive
With those vacant eyes
Undoing the ties
With every sigh
You won't know I tried
'Cuz I'll be outta sight
And this love is mine!
—
My love is a quickscope
And I've got you in my sights
Now I'm fiending for trickshots
Twirling from great heights
And I don't wanna be a bother
I don't wanna be a bother
But you make me feel so high
Do you even wanna know me?
Do you even wanna know me?
Are we really switching sides?
—
[D-d-d-d-damn Son!]
[Stop! Don't kill me!]
I-I-I just dropped a 25 and I'm calling it in
1v1 on Rust, but I'm pulling the pin
Fuck the gentleman's rule, I only play to win
This one's for the girls, let that record spin
Counter UAV, you don't know what this means is to me
Bullet casings buried deep, sprouting leaves, you won't see
Blood rush to my cheeks, searing heat, from the make-believe
Speaking in 1337, so you never catch the feelings
—
My love is a quickscope
And I've got you in my sights
Now I'm fiending for trickshots
Twirling from great heights
And I don't wanna be a bother
I don't wanna be a bother
But you make me feel so high
Do you even wanna know me?
Do you even wanna know me?
Are we really switching sides?
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[We're being dominated, go on the aggression]
—
Ho-ho-hop in the pony, bring out the juicer
Hop in the pony, bring out the juicer
Hop in the pony, bring out the juicer
Dummy! So, this is the way!
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Yah, you don't see the bottom 'till you hit it (Yuh)
Fix your tie, that shit ain't fitted
Broken bitch, broken heart
Hold my coat it's been a minute (Huh! What?)
Bouncing on that betty
Tac insert just hold me steady
Hop in the pony, sacrifice
Are you ready? (Hop, hop, hop)
[Yuh!]
Double headed hydranoid
Double faced, paranoid [What?]
Push me down and flip a coin
I'm your monster, I'm your toy
Canterlot lites, this faggot bites
Take in the sights, yeah
Double kill, double kill, sike!
Merciless on that ride!
—
Hop in the pony, bring out the juicer (Hop in! Hop!)
Hop in the pony, bring out the juicer (Hop in! Fuck on me, fuck on me, yeah)
Hop in the pony, bring out the juicer (Hop in! Hop!)
Dummy! So, this is the way! (Fuck on me, fuck on me)
—
Um!
Versace, versace
There's ponies that watch me when I'm going sloppy (Ow! Yeah!)
E4, E5, pawn up my alley, I'm taking the tallies in Paradise Valley (Yeah, yeah, yeah!)
Versace, versace (Awoo! Awoo!)
Medusa head on me like I'll do your mom [Doin ya mom!]
Turn you to stone like the bug and the kid
I'll be gunning you down and I don't give a shit (Woo!)
Gate card set, put, put a bitch in bed
1 trillion G's, gotta drop the feds (Meow, meow, meow!)
ACAB, put that B in her shed (Hey, hey, hey!)
Imma faggot with a gat, make em eat some lead
—
Hop in the pony, bring out the juicer (Hop in! Hop!)
Hop in the pony, bring out the juicer (Hop in! Fuck on me, fuck on me, yeah)
Hop in the pony, bring out the juicer (Hop in! Hop!)
Dummy! So, this is the way! (Fuck on me, fuck on me)
[That's right!]
Hop in the Vylet Pony
Getting the quickscopes
Ho-hop in the Vylet Pony
Playing with the bass?
—
I'm on top of my shit
When I'm at the lowest (Yeah)
Something about the game
Maybe I should know this (Uh?)
But I'm hot like Pyrus (Pyrus)
And I'm crunk like Tibrus (What?)
So great and powerful
With that magic inside us
Dual headed hydranoid
This one's not for the boys (No, no)
Run the court and lay it up
Swish that net you really suck (Really suck!)
City slicker hop in
Feather dance on your sins
Every single head spins
Break a neck and then grin
Where do you think that I've been, bitch?
Hop, hop, hop, hop-hop, hop!
Hop the pony in
Hop, hop, hop, hop, hop!
Do it for the win
Hop, hop, hop, hop-hop, hop!
Hop the pony in
Hop, hop, hop, hop, hop!
Do it for the win
—
This hypocrisy is calculated
Fuck your bitch and juice it out
This game is rated (Ow! Yeah!)
Head for every face, every taste
Every self, angel brace, fell from grace
Trot it out, trot it out, trot it out, babe (Awoo! Awoo!)
Put a stomp in that rainbow fade
I don't give a fuck 'bout the shade (Woo!)
Silly boy's a fugly bray
Yeah, masquerade on that ball
328 on that thrall
Pouring shots in the hall
I fucked your man in that stall (Ahaha, what?)
Hop in the, hop in the lobby
I'm not taking prisoners
I'm calling your mommy
Put you on silent
100% in the bitch
'Cuz we still modern talking
—
Hop in the pony, bring out the juicer (Hop in! Hop!)
Hop in the pony, bring out the juicer (Hop in! Fuck on me, fuck on me, yeah)
Hop in the pony, bring out the juicer (Hop in! Hop!)
Dummy! So, this is the way! (Fuck on me, fuck on me)
Hop in the pony, bring out the juicer (Hop in! Hop!)
Hop in the pony, bring out the juicer (Hop in! Fuck on me, fuck on me, yeah)
Hop in the pony, bring out the juicer (Hop in! Hop!)
Dummy! So, this is the way! (Fuck on me, fuck on me)
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Worst rave EVER
03:34
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[Let's go, fun!]
[Mewthree Productions Presents: a Lucario Pictures Original Movie]
Worst rave ever!
[Hardcore Search & Destroy]
—
Sleeping in the finest beds in Equestria
AJD and some bass for that flank
And it's not that serious
It's not that serious
And the best shit
Really makes you wince
—
You can still fuck it up
At the worst rave ever
Worst rave ever
Worst rave ever
You can shake that tail
At the worst rave ever
And ever and ever
You can get down low
At the worst rave ever
Worst rave ever
You can be like
"Yeah, what ever!"
What ever
What ever
Feel the bass, babe
Let's see that party face
Feel the bass, babe
Let's see that party face
[Re-re-rest in peace, Musicians of Ponyville]
—
Stunt-stunt on the drunks
Everypony get crunk
Silly boy thinks a fag wanna fuck
(Like what?)
I-I-I don't wanna waste my time
I don't wanna waste my time
With the straight guys
(Vrrp! Vrrp!)
I'm getting a call
It's your ex girl, and she want it all
(What she say?)
And I got bits on bits
I'll take your bitch to the mall
Alicorn on the floor
Say what?!
(Wh-what?)
Pony up, bitch!
Pony up!
(Pony up!)
If you're not up to get down
You can stick to the boards
While we hit the town
(Yeah, baby!)
I-I-I been poppin' bottles
(What?)
Put some sparkles in that mane
(Wait okay did you seriously just do that?)
Woah
I-I-I-I-I been poppin' bottles
—
You can still fuck it up
At the worst rave ever
Worst rave ever
Worst rave ever
You can shake that tail
At the worst rave ever
And ever and ever
You can get down low
At the worst rave ever
Worst rave ever
You can be like
"Yeah, what ever!"
What ever
What ever
Feel the bass, babe
Let's see that party face
Feel the bass, babe
Let's see that party face
[It's all about the game]
[I have a bomb]
—
[Disco weapon]
[Oh my go-go-go-go-go-god!]
[You are watching a master twerk]
[Oh my go-go-go-god!]
[Vinyl]
At the worst rave, worst rave, worst rave ever
Worst rave, worst rave, wo-wo-ra-ra-er-er
Worst rave, worst rave, worst r-r-r-r ever
(Yabbage)
I can feel it in my hips
I can feel it in my— (Oh my)
Fill my cup
Fill my cup
And she don't want an alicorn girlfriend
Her loss
Her loss
(Her loss)
Little trot down the main street
When in Canterlot, come and see me
Magic bitch like Trixie
First you gotta get me tipsy
Uh, she want me to sign that flank
(Tell me more)
I'm flattered, babe
Bitch better go call the bank
(Yeah)
She don't know I'm a fiend on that thang
Just asked your ex girl what she want
Here's what she said:
She want videos, videos, videos
On the top
[Mom get the camera!]
—
You can still fuck it up
At the worst rave ever
Worst rave ever
Worst rave ever
You can shake that tail
At the worst rave ever
And ever and ever
You can get down low
At the worst rave ever
Worst rave ever
You can be like
"Yeah, what ever!"
What ever
What ever
Feel the bass, babe
Let's see that party face
Feel the bass, babe
Let's see that party face
[That actually happened to a treacherous friend of mine]
[Cheese goddess]
[Please call your doctor]
[So we already Xtra Happy]
[Our whole team at Earcrush is rocking out to this track]
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[In the Hudson Bay, you know how we do it!]
[Life]
[Sit down]
[Okay]
[This is the way!]
[Be advised, hostile care package inbound]
[The music never stops]
Yeah I'm falling in love with a corporate illustration [No!] [Turn up!]
Yeah I'm falling in love with a corporate illustration [No!] [Turn up!]
[KFOG]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah [No!] [Turn up!]
[Number one champion sound all day!]
Oooh Aaah! [No!] [Turn up!]
—
She stares at me from the backseat (From the backseat)
Oh, the fare goes up with every heartbeat (Every heartbeat)
You are, you are a daydream of the markets, free (Yeah) [With a home run into the center field!]
So why does every move you make, make you, make me? (Make you make me?)
[KFOG]
—
You break my heart when you speak in my place [KFOG] [Darkus Percival]
You spark my eye, a fleeting screw in space [KFOG, KFOG, KFOG] [Has come back to life]
You make me cry you just don't understand what I want [KFOG]
You paint my smile, between your hues and fonts [The Bay Area's KFOG]
—
Oh baby you're a thorn in my side, oh yeah! (Yeah!)
Baby you're a thorn in my side (Let's go!)
Baby you're a thorn in my side, oh yeah!
Baby you're a thorn in my side
[Pablo Sandoval!]
[For decades the shops at Tanforan has been a staple for Bay Area families. But all that is set to change. The San Bruno mall was recently bought by a Los Angeles based developer and will soon be...]
[An iPod, a phone...]
—
Oh, push me down, call it in
You know my every sin, babe (Yeah!)
You take my breath away (Yeah!)
You take my privacy (Baby)
We evolved just to spend
We unformed everything, all for you
All for you, yeah!
Where do I draw the line?
Even in your design, babe (Yeah, yeah, yeah!)
All of your prints is fine
Vacancy in your eyes (Baby)
How do you grip me tight?
Keeping us on the knife together
Together, yeah!
—
[Nintendo, don't you even consider making the service you have right now paid. It is garbage, trash, it, it, it's so bad man.]
Loving you in exchange for every wasted dream
I could be something else, or you could just be me
Baby won't you listen you're a figment of the space
Dream inside a dream, within a plastic case
I just can't live without you baby (Jump! Jump! Can't live without)
But you take everything away from me (Bop, bop, bop! Away from me)
—
Oh baby you're a thorn in my side, oh yeah (Yeah!)
Baby you're a thorn in my side (Break it down!)
Baby you're a thorn in my side, oh yeah!
Baby you're a thorn in my side
[Outta here!]
—
Break the glass, pick the rose, as its petals fall down
Prickle from the thorns as I know your beauty
Why do I need you? Why do I need you?
Ohhh!
I need you, I need you, I need you, but I wish you were dead
I need you, I need you, I need you, but I wish you were dead
Falling in love with a corporate illustration, wanna be in love
Falling in love with a corporate illustration, wanna be in love
—
Here's what the experts are saying:
[Vader guffaws]
[Copyright law killed my sister ok?]
[Creekflow complains]
[Shelly vocalizations]
[Don't even know what that is]
[Abolish copyright law]
[I support copyright infringement]
[Pr-pr-prepare to be boarded!]
I'll take everything you spit out
My own machination [Turn up!]
Commandeer a sinking ship
Nobody's gonna miss it [Turn up!]
Slay, appropriate, and display the treasure (Fire!)
Plundering their archaic measures (Bop, bop, bop) [Turn up!]
Fall in love with corpo bitch
So you can take everything from its corpse and split, yeah!
Let your sharpened blade strike true
Let the blood come over you [Turn up!]
And when we are finally through
It'll be as the world once knew [Turn up!]
One night is all I ask
Show me everything in the bag [Turn up!]
One man shouldn't have all that
We can take it all away like that
—
Are you ready for the ruffneck bass?
Are you ready for the ruffneck bass?
Are you ready for the ruffneck bass?
Rudeboy liven the place
Are you ready for the ruffneck bass?
Are you ready for the ruffneck bass?
Are you ready, are you ready, are you ready, are you ready, are you ready, are you—
—
She lays lifeless at the altar
I paid my dues, now I wont save her
She was, she was a nightmare felled by waking
So why do I feel bitter to be happy?
—
Let me see those hooves!
Let me see those hooves! [Put em up!]
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
We're gonna do this one more time [Dylan!]
Ponies, let me hear ya!
I, I, I, I
I know this nostalgia is my weakness but
I, I, I, I,
I'll keep fighting even though I'm still
Falling in love with a corporate illustration [No!] [Turn up!]
Yeah I'm falling in love with a corporate illustration [No!] [Turn up!] (Falling in love!)
Yeah I'm falling in love with a corporate illustration [No!] [Turn up!] (Fall, fall, fall, fall, fall)
Yeah I'm falling in love with a corporate illustration [No!] [Turn up!] (Fall!)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Falling in love, falling in love, falling in love with a corporate illustration [No!] [Turn up!]
[Number one champion sound all day!]
Falling in love, falling in love, falling in love with a corporate illustration [No!] [Turn up!]
—
Now watch me whip, now watch me nae nae
Now watch me whip, whip, watch me nae nae
Now watch me whip, now watch me nae nae
Now watch me whip, whip, watch me nae nae
Now watch me whip, now watch me nae nae
Now watch me whip, whip, watch me nae nae
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Wonka X Howl
04:13
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Baby I've got something on my mind
I don't really miss you anymore
Love stories write themselves
On my bedroom floor
There's beauty in the fables
On the tops of every table
And sometimes it gets me
Good
[Woah, hey guys. Copy that, c-c-copy that, woah, woah!]
[Y-y-you blocked me on Facebook, and now...]
[We've taken control]
Now I'm picking stars like the world is a garden
Like the world is a garden
Doll you're my everything
Doll you're my everything
'Cuz we are never, ever
Going back
Don't take this from me
Some days it's all I have
—
'Cuz I wouldn't know what to do, oh
'Cuz the guys gotta kiss too, oh
When you think it's silly and it's really not
You could find faith in the heart's hopscotch
Put it all together and what do you got?
Story of my life
—
[It's about playing the game. 'Cuz at the end of the day, Calhoun? It's all about the—]
I've been drunk, I've been laid, I've been loved before
It really isn't all that
Skill issue if you need it, like, bitch, my bad
[G-g-god, I thought gays were good at drama]
[Shut up!]
Set 'em up on the monthly update
What is my desire?
Is it him, is it he?
Oh who will it be this time?
Ooh, one could have the castle, and one could wear the hat
And they could have ties to match
And I could be the player, and I could play a game
Bitch I'm Vinyl Scratch
This scary girl isn't in it for the fame
This scary girl doesn't got her head in the game
—
'Cuz I wouldn't know what to do, oh
'Cuz the guys gotta kiss too, oh
When you think it's silly and it's really not
You could find faith in the heart's hopscotch
Put it all together and what do you got?
Story of my life
—
[You know to me it's all music and, and, you know, it's all one expression, and, it all has different names]
[Purely fucking gangster radio]
Waking up on a Monday, 6PM
Passed out on a drink again
I think you and my friends
Should hang out on the weekends
How do you make real friends
When you're out of class and the workday ends?
I found myself Googling:
"What do people do all day?"
What do they do?
—
'Cuz I wouldn't know what to do, oh
'Cuz the guys gotta kiss too, oh
When you think it's silly and it's really not
You could find faith in the heart's hopscotch
Put it all together and what do you got?
Story of my life
"Oh, scary girl?" I've never dropped a bomb
"Oh, scary girl?" I've never dropped a bomb
"Oh, scary girl?" chasing tails
"Oh, scary girl?" chasing tails
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The sharp pangs of overindulgence splinter your very being, Vid. Even when you’re ‘in the moment’, there is no endearment or joy in your excursions. You crave for a sincere, candid love, which is not reciprocated against this flurried heart. We both know this. We overflow with this love, with nowhere to put it, and now it is not dissimilar from when ‘Dub’ was still—
Oh fuck. Oh god, I look like shit right now, dude
Yeah. Man. Totally shit. But I wasn’t going to say it. That one, you didn’t need me for.
Do I like ‘need’ you? For anything? 'Cuz like right now, you're being a killjoy.
You do. And, to be honest, there is very little joy to kill at all, right now.
We got Sherlock in here
Self preservation is always necessary. You feel like shit. Naturally, you don’t want to feel like shit. It’s an equation.
Yep. But like, I don't, I don’t like really do equations, though, dude, like
Vid. Gwenyth.
Oh my god, oh, oh
All of this. ALL of this. Is the game. It’s all about the game. The game is all about the players. To play, you have to remember yourself. And you can start by wiping yourself off.
Oh here we go, ahah!
Take a shower.
This is rich! Okay
Get sober. And—
And, what, stop letting that Lulamoon bitch hit? Ahaha
It is a confusing time for us. We both know the projection doesn’t make it any less confusing. In order to—
Okay, you know what? Tough shit man. We’ve got a date, a prom even. So, peace.
Very few rounds remain in the magazine of the proverbial sniper rifle. Precision jackets of lead alloys sparkle in their nest, awaiting their targets. But a sniper with no targets, *and* a sniper with no rounds left, can make no trickshots. And when it’s all about the game, switching to your sidearm isn’t actually faster. Truly, a woman must polish her weapon to see her reflection first. Then. Try again.
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The magic is isn't dead quite yet
This spirit is forever even if they don't like it
Ne-needle in a haystack cuts a bitch up
Bruises and scrapes make that podcast boy [Shut Up!]
[H-h-h-hey it's Fred!]
[B-b-bring out the juicer to sing about the happy life?]
[Sing a song about life!]
If he's got a suitcase
Make him walk the plank
If he leaves a trace
Step back, because
—
We're gonna party on the grave of a CEO, yeah
Kiss me over fat beats, download that
Revolution in a zip file, baby
Take it all back from the nepo babies
Plant, seed, retry, then do it again
Copy, paste, archive, and send to your friends
They can't catch us all, catch us all, catch us all
They gon' take the fall, take the fall, take the fall
—
[The music never stops, no!]
[Oh god]
Baby you know everything they can't stand
[Woah]
These beats could kill, so strike up the band
[Oh god]
Pony rocking right on top of their land, land, [woah], land
[We've been hacked]
[Shake that!]
And it's all so arbitrary
Taking back the ordinary
Replant the old oak library
And I can't even stop myself, like
It's fun!
—
We're gonna party on the grave of a CEO, yeah
Kiss me over fat beats, download that
Revolution in a zip file, baby
Take it all back from the nepo babies
Plant, seed, retry, then do it again
Copy, paste, archive, and send to your friends
They can't catch us all, catch us all, catch us all
And they gon' take the fall, take the fall, take the fall
—
[Piracy sometimes is necessary for temporary moments. Sometimes you legit just don't have the money!]
There's an internet sickness and it came from the shore
Guess somepony's gotta be a corporate whore
I don't know where to start, but I know where we end
The sound of revolution's in the magic of friends
—
DIY is everything
When the world is chrome, patch your heart with a string
Baby, punk is the girl who remembers to bleed
When you're dancing with yourself in the face of greed
Sing it shelly!
(Shelly vocalizations)
[I'm going to the grocery store!]
—
We're gonna party on the grave of a CEO, yeah
Kiss me over fat beats, download that
Revolution in a zip file, baby
Take it all back from the nepo babies
Plant, seed, retry, then do it again
Copy, paste, archive, and send to your friends
They can't catch us all, catch us all, catch us all
And they gon' take the fall, take the fall, take the fall
—
Yeah baby! Shelly do you wanna hop on this next one?
(Shelly vocalizations: FHJKLFD! Yes bitch!)
Alright, let's do it!
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[You know what gaming's really about, Brian? Boom. It's all about the game.]
[Be advised, hostiles have captured our flag]
[The music never stops, no!]
[Waow!]
Do you remember me? (Oh!)
It would be a dream to be a memory (Ah)
I know I'm there (Ah)
I know I'm in there (I know I'm right there)
I know you took it, and I'll never forget
I know your face, but I don't know your bed
I know it really doesn't matter to you
But I, I, I, know you somehow
[Shelly vocalizations]
[Y-y-you know how we do it!]
[Op!]
—
Software ghost in a digital graveyard
Card-stock specter in your paws
Ancient texts now long forgotten
Sentenced by a strange applause
—
[PokemonFanClubs.webs.com Forever!]
(Shelly Vocalizations: Creature at heart, I reach out to the stars
Soap opera darling, I search from so far
Oh war and love, one in the same as a dove
It don't mean a thing, but your name really stings)
Baby, you don't know what it means to me
Bli-bli-blizzard on that bitch, it came from the sea
Peace, love, Glalie
Run it back and hit freeze
You were born in daydreams
Why do you matter so much to me?
Future bass wedding
We all know where this is heading
Living in the past
Thinking destiny's unsteady
Thundergun in the back
For a sunny day
Just one storm is enough
To keep the horde at bay
'Cuz I'm a scholar of the good times
I'm all about the "good old days"
Can't even see the scars from down here
—
Software ghost in a digital graveyard
Card-stock specter in your paws
Ancient texts now long forgotten
Sentenced by a strange applause
—
[Do you like music?]
[No]
[I know you're not a little filly anymore. But it's just, the last time we did all of those things together, I, I didn't realize it was gonna be the 'last', last time.]
Sunk a shot through the hull
As heavy waves thrash my smile
Every paradise found
Is a memory defiled
When one howl tore the space between
Orchestrating, entangling
Void every obstruction
Left just pierced wings
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11. |
The Slow Dance
05:25
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Between our jaded eyes
We're undone together
As our breath now intertwines
The threads we strung untether
—
And I feel so much love
And I don't know what to do with it
This moment is all that there is
I'll be happy just to kiss you
Happy just to hold you
'Till day breaks our only dance
No, this isn't forever
But forever's in your eyes
Etched height lines of life
Just behind
—
Where once I believed in true love
Lays the nest of a digital dove
And at once, this will all be over
Still the spaces between are enough
Where once I believed in forever
Lay pieces of life held together
By smiles that faded long ago
But everything is still here
—
[Oh!]
[We lost that round, but it's not over yet. Get ready for the next one.]
Our bodies are bound in a course
I study your contours and warmth
'Twixt tender divine, two rivers in time
Which the Summer remembers us by
Do it for the love of the game
Love just to love for the sake
If cliches are what we're all made
Make me a movie star, babe
[A cinema]
—
Where once I believed in true love
Lays the nest of a digital dove
And at once, this will all be over
Still the spaces between are enough
Where once I believed in forever
Lay pieces of life held together
By smiles that faded long ago
But everything is still here
—
[Oh!]
[Oh, oh, oh, oh my god, oh, oh
Are you — I bet he's not recording — are you recording?
Trickshot
Oh, oh, oh]
Even though the garden burns
It's raining somewhere else
Nothing matters 'till you tell
Reality is under your spell
[Inside us]
—
Where once I believed in true love
I realized it don't matter
'Cuz one day, it will all be over
And you'll still be ok
—
[The music never stops, no!]
To be honest, I was worried
I knew running off and getting married would never work
But I wanted to dream a little
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[If you've had enough of that, like, those experiences happen, where, you know, you feel like, oh, "something's wrong with me or—"]
[Objective parameters failed, we're bringing you home]
[I feel like mending that, like, unifying the parts of myself has been like a huge thing. Bringing in these other parts of me that I have actually like, that I rejected, and, like, bringing them back in and being like, "no, like, you're okay."]
[They say the war is over]
[My war ends with you]
—
In the nest we had laid
Our innocence marred
You watch from the mirror
As we make love to the stars
Phantom, now hear me
O' first of the May
As the trail goes cold
I finally pray
"Comet in the night"
—
[Because out of our vast array of nightmares, this is the one we choose for ourselves. We go forward like a breath exhaled from the earth. With vigor in our hearts, and one goal in sight.]
(Okay, are you recording?)
Everything comes back to you
Wasn't it obvious?
Hook inside my mouth for you
What was the point of it?
Now I see you in her tears
Oh, Maybe we're just the same
Now I see me in her fears
Reek Fish doused in flames
—
[The music never stops—]
How could I be so stupid?
Wasn't it obvious?
Casting the line too far
What was the point of it?
Now I've really done it this time
Fools gold for every crime
Oh why,
O' I
(Okay, are you recording?)
Reek Fish
—
[Zombie! Ah!]
[Okay]
[Nazi zombie, die!]
[And, like, you know, up until that point was just like really beating myself up all the time about a lot of stuff. And allowing other people to do it too.]
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13. |
Lightning Bolt
04:10
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[You're all that remains, finish the mission]
Lightning in the sky, could it be a sign?
Devil on her knees, reach for the divine
Nonbeliever on the palace steps
I'll do anything, lay me to my rest
[Rank up! Sergeant of the master sergeants most important person of extreme sergeants to the max!]
[I-I-It's another one]
—
[Piece of—]
[Piece of shit!]
[Piece of—]
—
Poltergeist, I'm a coward too
You don't need to hide my friend, for I am just like you
Well lightning strikes when you least expect
Cinders burn another aspect
As the renegade heeds penance
The dormant self cries out
—
Save me from myself, can't see the end
Idol is a bitch, in me - no friend
That shooting star was missed, as I looked back
Falling from disgrace in the attack
[Rank up!]
[I-I-It's another one]
—
[Piece of shit!]
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14. |
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Warm tears disappear at once into disheveled shrouds of faded eyeshadow, then slither down your cheeks, and into your mouth. Fragrances of bitter salt permeate your laboured breaths. You sense, distantly, the gentle embrace of your pegasus companion.
What do I do man? What do I do? I’ve been trying so hard to just get over Dub. What am I missing? I don't understand why this is so hard
Love is a pain. An endeavour. Temporary. But love is necessary and inevitable. The self is permutated by it, thus it is necessary to wield it shrewdly.
I just want to love, I don’t know what this feeling is, like, my heart aches. What do I do with it? I'm such a bitch.
Understand this, and this above all other things. Before you can truly love anyone else. Before you can fall in love with the world itself. You must love yourself first.
How the fuck do I love myself if I’m so awful?
Your conscious experience is filtered through your brain, and your brain alone. To dare and ask these questions to yourself indicates a primal desire to be better, and to heal. Submerged beneath cynicism and irony, your heart lusts for the ordinary and the sensory. The prickle of the grass beneath your hooves. A distant chatter on a safe day. Stifling a giggle with a friend, in delight of the absurd. The thrill of the trickshot. The thrill of the game. Everything that you experience is because you have chosen to get up again in service to that will. When you are all that you have, endeavour to be something that you love. Then, love yourself. Nothing else matters. There is absolutely no other way to live. And you must live.
'Cuz it ends up hurting everyone around me when I'm so mean to myself, and I don't need to be. And it's like, I live in my own world. So I have to love myself because—
Nothing truly matters until you decide that it does. And baby, does it feel good to love yourself. You must only allow yourself that freedom.
Because my own mind creates the world. It’s all about the game, because I make the rules.
Yes. And it has always been this way.
And to love myself, I don't have to win. I don't have to be perfect, I just have to keep going. I have to make new rules. And I must keep changing.
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15. |
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Be brave
And breathe
—
Holy weaves of solstice
Did dry the river's tears
Knelled beneath the ripples
Two eyes once sunk of fear
Am I all the distortion
Or am I what I say
I'm just the scary girl
You loved anyway
But more fool me
[Have a good time man, have some fun. Having fun is ok. Um, get some love in your life. Whether that be another person or just loving yourself, man. Love is good]
—
Phantom taped to the wall
Now a stranger, as on the eve
I scream at the painting, the house falls so silent
'Neath shouts meant for me
To love all of me
To behold, in despite
Is the seed I must sew
In this only life
This only life
—
And there you stood, my petals falling
"How shameful," I thought
As we danced, and danced
For the first time in a million fears
I remembered your smile
This all began with me
Unforming the comets and lilies
I'm sacred as they
As you would always say
Would that I had stopped to realize
I was walking beside a dragonfly
An earthly flicker
A world and a life in its secrets
How could I close my eyes in twilight
And forget?
To have met
In a garden
—
[Keep pressing the fight, don't quit now]
[Life]
[Wolf howls]
[Creekflow ponders]
[You know how we do it]
[The music never stops, no!]
[Oh yes, oho yes!]
[Yes! Oh my god!]
—
O Dio, vorrei morir!
Babbo, pietà, pietà!
Babbo, pietà, pietà!
Vid, what did Dub say?
Um... let's try again
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16. |
Jester
04:54
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[Good job, Vid. Standby for further orders]
[It's time for your next adventure]
[I have no idea what I'm gonna do tomorrow]
[How exciting]
—
It started as a joke
Now it's everything
Center of attention
Paying all of me
Pay no mind it was once
A silly dream
To think I could be
Taken seriously
Well I stopped being homesick
And made some real friends
Still I don't know who I'm supposed to be
How exciting to be me
—
Inherited the spotlight
Played my role too well, too long
Once the jester, always the fool
Thought they'd keep laughing at every song
Please look at me and don't smile
I know what I said before
But we're not getting younger
And I'm twice the age I was
When I had my first dance
P-p-party rock!
—
To hate myself
Venom expels
All love is felled
(It's all about the game)
What a joke
Well, love is war 'till
You hug yourself
(It's all about the game)
Every round fired
Aiming down sights
Forgot why I fight
(It's all about the game)
Here's the punchline:
I was worth it
All of this time
'Cuz it's all about the game
Nothing matters till you say
Oh, mirror in the rain
It's so funny just to play
—
I traded my kaleidoscope
For a spyglass
And wondered
What could be
To live a life of harmony
And learn to love again
The music never stops, no!
The music never stops, no!
The music never stops, no!
The music never stops, never stops, no!
P-p-party rock!
—
Do you hear any ROFLcopters son?
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17. |
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[Don't worry!]
[Why are the kiddies in the town scared of the top five videos? Because this pony became the crunky champion!]
[All flags secured, maintain current posture]
Goldenlights lacerate, as I fall into the creek
Led into the water just to see if I sink
The riptides erode old flesh off my bones
Claw at the heavens, one strike brings me home
"Sinner in the garden!" the angels declare
Naked as a serpent as she lights her flare
I traded my possessions for my diary
Now I'm sipping wine by the kitchen sink
Li-li-live, laugh, live, laugh
Live, laugh, live, laugh
Live, laugh, live, laugh
Live, laugh
Live, laugh, live, laugh
Live, laugh, live, laugh
Live, laugh, live, laugh
Laugh, love, laugh, love
Laugh, love
Laugh, love
Laugh
Love
Laugh, love, laugh, love
Laugh, love
Laugh, love
Laugh
Love
—
[Anything]
[Annoying faggot beam]
[The music never stops, no!]
"Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee"
I put that fable in the bag when I'm shopping
Scary girl, folk demon, hit that shotty
One in the chamber, I'm reborn as a thottie
'Cuz the world fits in my hooves
In my hooves
In my hooves
'Cuz I know the ancient truth
Ancient truth
Ancient truth
—
Mary Sue, I give my life to you
Mary Sue, I give my life to you
Mary Sue, I give my life to you
Mary Sue, I give my life to you
What you think that we think is cool
What you think that we think is cool
What you think that we think is cool
What you think that we think
What you think that we think is cool
What you think that we think is cool
What you think that we think is cool
What you think that
What you think that we think is cool
What you think that we think is cool
What you think that we think is cool
What you think that we think
What you think that we think is cool
What you think that we think is cool
What you think that we think is cool
What you think that
—
[The music never stops, no!]
In the light of the moon
Pull the sword from the stone
Funny face in the blade
Seems like we're not alone
[You know how we do it!]
She howls 'cuz it's funny
Maybe I howl cuz it feels good
True beauty is ugly
And it grows where we've stood
Imma hit that shit like your mom
Scruffy bitch, makeup strong
Put me down for the spa
Throw it back at the law
Pantone sex
Frilly curtains with the set
'Cuz we're way past shame
Hell, we're way past debts
'Cuz the world fits in my hooves
In my hooves
In my hooves
'Cuz I know the ancient truth
Ancient truth
Ancient truth
—
Mary Sue, I give my life to you
Mary Sue, I give my life to you
Mary Sue, I give my life to you
Mary Sue, I give my life to you
What you think that we think is cool
What you think that we think is cool
What you think that we think is cool
What you think that we think
What you think that we think is cool
What you think that we think is cool
What you think that we think is cool
What you think that
What you think that we think is cool
What you think that we think is cool
What you think that we think is cool
What you think that we think
What you think that we think is cool
What you think that we think is cool
What you think that we think is cool
What you think that
—
'Cuz the world fits in my hooves
In my hooves
In my hooves
'Cuz I know the ancient truth
Ancient truth
Ancient truth
Live, laugh, live, laugh
Live, laugh, live, laugh
Live, laugh, live, laugh
Live, laugh, live, laugh
Live, laugh, live, laugh
Live, laugh, live, laugh
Live, laugh, live, laugh
Live, laugh
Live, laugh, live, laugh
Live, laugh, live, laugh
Live, laugh, live, laugh
Laugh, love, laugh, love
Laugh, love
Laugh, love
Laugh
Love
Laugh, love, laugh, love
Laugh, love
Laugh, love
Laugh
Love
[Anything]
[Annoying faggot beam]
[The music never stops, no!]
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18. |
A Digital Flower Field
04:08
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To be drowned in a love for yourself
Is to offer your heart to the earth
All god's creatures leave imprints alike
To behold your reflection is to hold all of life
—
It's all about the game
Alright, alright alright
Vanilla coke? I drink that
Volcom? I wear that
DA5H Records? I listen to that
—
'Cuz everything can be right as rain
When you listen to the dragonfly
(Dragonfly, Dragonfly)
You don't have to smile
And even if you cry
There's still a heart inside
(Inside, Inside)
And It might not get much easier
(Yet, acceptance doesn't mean defeat)
Still I come out each time much stronger, oh
(And that's how you play the game)
—
'Cuz the music never stops, little canary
This world you paint by what you feel
To love yourself under the weight that you carry
Is a magic you have in a digital flower field
—
[Gentleman, that was textbook]
[3, 2, 1, sing a song about life!]
And even if your heart's in the right place
Sometimes the answer is a greater change
(Greater change, greater change)
Get comfy, but don't wait
Your target's in range
(Fuck it, let me hear a solo!)
In a digital flower field
—
There's a place in your mind, where every dream resides
Let it out, scream and shout, it's your own damn life
Can't change those marks, but you can change your sight
With hearts as strong as horses, we'll walk on through the night
And It might not get much easier
(Yet, acceptance doesn't mean defeat)
Still I come out each time much stronger, oh
(And that's how you play the game)
—
'Cuz the music never stops, little canary
This world you paint by what you feel
To love yourself under the weight that you carry
Yeah! Yeah! Let me hear ya! Let me hear ya!
'Cuz the music never stops, little canary
This world you paint by what you feel
To love yourself under the weight that you carry
Is a magic you have in a digital flower field
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You feel your snout crease, as your lips arch upwards, maintained by a subtle tension of facial muscles. A smile.
It all feels like it should have been so obvious to me. We're back together, but now it's like, I'm, I've changed so much, everything's changed so much. There's still things about myself I need to change, but, just have to be gentle to myself.
To be gentle. And. To be kind. This is the way. Yet the paths we seek do not — in turn — seek us. Thus, nothing is obvious without having already walked these roads.
I love me. I, it's not easy, but, I feel excited to continue to choose who I am. I wouldn’t want to be anyone else.
No one is ‘cool’ enough to be us anyway. Self love is a war not won by trickshots, but by dancing on your own. All is beautiful in the game we create. All is fair in Love & Ponystep.
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[This is the way!]
[What about me?]
[Behold! Arcane power immeasurable!]
[This tune is brought to you by DarkusPercival95]
[The Huntress Watches]
In a past life, I still had red eyes
Seeking a paradise that was never mine
In another life, I fell into the sky
Splintered egos tricked me into trying to fly
Yet another life, beauty is full of strife
As the garden burned, so did I
Now a new life, "who will I be this time?"
I say, as the comet strikes a smile
Hooves up! Hooves up!
Hooves up! Hooves up!
Hooves up! Hooves up!
Hooves up! Hooves—
[Come on!]
Up! Hooves up!
Hooves up! Hooves up!
Hooves up, up, up, up!
[Jah!]
[Alive!]
[The music never stops, no!]
[FutureAnalysis]
[Creekflow ponders]
[Blaze!]
[Alive!]
[Sit down!]
[PokemonFanClubs.webs.com forever, shoutout Deery!]
[This is real west coast pony music]
[Stupid thing to cry about]
There's joy in food and fighting
There's pain in love and music
And even when you feel like quitting
Hope will come again
Take me back in time
To the past
As the clouds did part below me
A dewdrop kissed the grass
In a time before memory
A time before the truth
Oh, forage the scattered petals
Tear a scar in the rouse
[Bad gyal!]
[Big tune! Big tune!]
[Nerkmidz on the beat]
[I've wasted so many opportunities to do cool stuff like that, just because I was, I was too scared]
Live, laugh, love
In the name of dove
You can still make something
Out of nothing
Collide with the sun
In a blazing flood
Blow the cynic soul
To kingdom come
Kingdom come
Kingdom come
Kingdom come
Kingdom come
Save me from myself
I still got so much to do
Demons from the heavens
It was never our last adieu
All is fear when you
Love life again
All is fair when you
Hold it in your hands
[And now for something completely—]
[Gay Luigi?]
[This is the purest sample we've seen yet]
We shall not falter from the face of fear
[Sit down!]
[Hold still, this won't hurt a bit]
We-we-we shall not falter from the face of fear
Yeah
Videos on the floor
Videos at your door
Videos got your hands up
With a glock holding up the corner store
They see me with the vids
Greatest hits
Put a hit
On your shit
Throw a fit
Your name's
At the top of the list bitch
Top top top
Topping off at number five
Better get your ass inside
If you wanna stay alive
Like, comment, share
Don't forget to hit subscribe
Make sure to get notified
To see these coins arrive
I'm making a list
I'm making a list
Gotta check it twice
Is there something that I missed?
We're gonna get down
To the bottom of this
Giving you the best
With the flick of the wrist
Tick tick tock
Your time is on the clock
Double digits baby
That's that algorithm stocks
Yeah baby
FYP in the streets
Crude oil in the seas
Crude oil in my stomach
Crude oil in my knees
I pull up to the Tescos
Tell em baby heat the pesto
'Cuz I'm drowning in the green
Make it grow like baby, "Presto!"
[The bones are their money!]
[Tell me about this do, with the shaved on the left side]
[It's just a haircut and, like, I decided to do it one day because I was bored okay?]
We at the end of the line
And love is in bloom
Get that ass down low
When the beat goes boom
Yeah bass makes that bitch
Come alive, come alive
Let's here that fat bass
One more time, one more time
Ge-ge-ge-ge
Get up, get down, rinse that sound, my DJ gonna break it down!
Get up, get down, rinse that sound, my DJ gonna break it down!
Get up, get down, rinse that sound, my DJ gonna break it down!
Get up, get down, rinse that sound
Dr-dr-dr-dr-dr-dr-dr-dr-drop the bass!
[The music never stops, no!]
[The music never stops, no!]
[Sing a song about life!]
[The music never stops, no!]
[The music never stops, no!]
[My name is Vinyl]
And I'll be (And I'll be)
Something great (Something great)
And so, mortal, Vid and Dub were back together. But what have we learned here? There aren't always second chances. Look inside your heart and ask what ails it so. To be gentle, to be kind. This is the way. And this is the game.
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21. |
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I'm
I'm here to light this up
I'm
I'm here to light this up
I'm
I'm here to light this up
I'm
I'm here to light this up
I'm — Happy I here a the
I'm — Here to light this up
I'm — Ah! Ad in ah to a
I'm — I you to you to I I 'sup!
I'm — Happy I here a the
I'm — Here to light this up
I'm — Ah! Ad in ah to a
I'm — I you to you to I I 'sup!
I'm — Happy I here a the
I'm — Here to light this up
I'm — Ah! Ad in ah to a
I'm — I you to you to I I 'sup!
Raver girl is much too jaded
Scary girl is much too faded
When the day feels like the night
Giggle at the shadow sprites
Raver girl is much too jaded
Scary girl is much too faded
When the day feels like the night
Giggle at the shadow sprites
I'm — Happy I here a the
I'm — Here to light this up
I'm — Ah! Ad in ah to a
I'm — I you to you to I I 'sup!
Giggle at the shadow sprites
I'm — Happy I here a the
I'm — Here to light this up
I'm — Ah! Ad in ah to a
I'm — I you to you to I I 'sup!
I'm — Happy I here a the
I'm — Here to light this up
I'm — Ah! Ad in ah to a
I'm — I you to you to I I 'sup!
Giggle at the shadow sprites
Music never sus
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SoCal artist Charlie Vettuno smashes together hip-hop, funk, and electronic music into these jubilant club-ready tracks.
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