Paella from Valencia Courtesy of Flickr user dags1874 The menu fixed to the restaurant wall in front of me proudly offers 176 rice dishes. The first question that springs to mind is: “How?” ...

In fact, true paella is only made in Valencia, where it originated. Per your email, you live in Cape May, so all you will ever eat is Jersey-style saffron mush. 0%. C: You are wrong.