Skeletons are funny because they know how to tickle your funny bone. You're the best of the bunch—truly the pick of the patch. Ghosts love elevators because it lifts their spirits. Hope your Halloween ...

The proof lies in this list of absolutely hilarious Halloween puns! Save the tricks, chills, thrills, and everything in between for later, because this October 31 can be full of treats and laughs!

47. Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures. 48. What part of the street do vampires live on? The dead end! 49. When is it bad luck to see a black cat headed toward ...

Scary movie marathons, haunted houses, and spooky pop-ups are totally your jam, and that's why you need some clever horror puns to use as captions for the Halloween season. Believe me, I get it.

What You'll Need: A straight jacket, or a white button-down shirt or sheet made to look like one, cat ears, a cat tail, face paint for slashes and cat makeup, and maybe some fake blood. 13.

Halloween. The one day a year we have set aside to tolerate puns. The punny Halloween costume is a great way to save you time and effort, and to make all of your friends groan at your superior wit ...