If you've ever gone grocery shopping and thought, "I wish a dancer in an inflatable cow costume would shake it to some hot beats in the freezer aisle," you're either a little odd, or you're ...

Peña donned the inflatable cow costume last week after seeing what she said were too many close calls. "I've been without a job for a year. I want to get back to it, but with this chaos, I don't.

Crossing guard With school back in session, one volunteer has stopped traffic by wearing an inflatable cow costume. (Lewis Geyer/Digital First Media/Boulder Daily Camera via Getty Images) ByBob D ...

As its name suggests — sort of — the disguise is an inflatable cow costume that players will allegedly be able to deploy whenever they'd like, enabling them to bounce off the ground.

Peña said she decided to wear the inflatable cow costume last week because she said she saw several close calls as motorists drove through the city. "I've been without a job for a year.