Funny coffee quotes that speak to your soul 1. “Coffee is a language itself.” Jackie Chan 2. “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” Lewis Black 3.

A coffee enthusiast. If you didn’t run for the hills screaming, it may be because you’d like to have your turn making fun of the man using thousands of dollars of equipment just to make coffee.

However, it seems you need a stroke of luck for one of roughly five spots to be open. Timing is key for your boozy coffee. Funny Library Coffee Shop, 1445 Turtle Creek Blvd. (inside The Virgin Hotel).