The old wallpaper has lasted for 24 years, and you are no longer an energetic young man. If you don't mind having a second layer of wallpaper for the next 24 years, that will take you to age ...

“So if they’re 70 years old, they’ll say old age begins at 75. And when they get to 75, they’ll say old age begins at 80.” Of course, age doesn’t always correlate with health status.