His wife, for whom he wanted to dye his beard to look younger, said he looked like Sloth from The Goonies, the 1986 cult classic. ©Warner Bros/Courtesy Everett Collection A month ago, Scott, a ...

“My white pillow was yellow with pus and I felt like I’d been hit on the head with an anvil. It was awful. “I thought I looked like Popeye because my head was so swollen.

If you have room for more than one sloth in your life, there’s also the heatable sloth plushie ($29), another Smoko item at Urban Outfitters. It’s not as big as the vibrating pillow, but it ...