Hutchinson man counts 1 millionth car honk in return for waves and says is 'de-feeted but not defeated' Two of his hats say, 'Defeeted but not defeated!' and 'Stop pulling my legs, seriously, they ...

I turn to my right leg and say, “I hope you are happy now.” Let’s talk about stockings. I can usually get a stocking on my left foot without too much angst.