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Home Quotes 20 Funny Yogi Berra Quotes That Are As Weird & Wise As He Was Funny sayings, quotes and Yogisms that will have you laughing and learning at the same time.

MEREDITH: [narrating] “A wise man once said you can have anything in life if you will sacrifice everything else for it. What he meant is nothing comes without a price.

I was never the same again; I wasn’t my own man anymore; I was my country’s.” 18. “We must be true to ourselves. And we must be true to others, whether they believe we are or not.” ...