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But we're pretty sure if Niko had just paid attention to the signs and rolled his window back up after he punched the button he'd still be alive today. At least the car is clean.

If the last 16 years or so have muddied your memory, GTA 4's the one that took a jokey stab at the dream of an American Dream, following former Russian soldier Niko Bellic who immigrates to Vice ...