Gender	Female
Industry	Law
Location	Salt Lake City, Utah, United States
Introduction	I read, ski, drink good beer, go to matinees by myself, honestly believe that the DVR is the world's greatest invention, burn dinner for Mr. Mouse on a semi-regular basis and watch more horror films than I think I do. I like puppies and kittens and baby bunnies and bacon and sunshine and the mountains of Utah and chocolate banana malted milkshakes and puppies and chick flicks (no, not chick flicks) and surprises and classic Mustangs and did I say puppies already? I like sarcasm and snark and tend to have a glass-half-empty view of life because when things turn out, I'm pleasantly surprised. I also like puppies.
Interests	Dogs, beer, skiing, G&Ts, reading on the dock in the sun, dry martinis, fishing, mojitos
Favorite movies	Heathers, Dogma, Silverado, Shaun of the Dead, Snatch, Monty Python's Holy Grail
Favorite music	Dropkick Murphys, R.E.M, Duran Duran, INXS, Pearl Jam, Garbage, Arcade Fire, Modest Mouse
Favorite books	Watership Down, The Stand, My Family and Other Animals, Still Life with Woodpecker, Fast Food Nation

How is an ankle unlike a consequence?

I'll answer that with another question: why is a mouse when it's spinning?