Radiant Angel Quotes

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“anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. And if your shooting stance is good, you’re probably not moving fast enough.”
― Radiant Angel
― Radiant Angel
“What are you thinking about?” “This guy I know went into a sex shop and asked the proprietor for a blow-up sex doll.” “Is this a joke?” “So the proprietor asks, ‘You want a Christian doll, a Jewish doll, or a Muslim doll?’ And the guy says, ‘What difference does it make?’ And the proprietor says, ‘Well, the Muslim dolls blow themselves up.”
― A Quiet End
― A Quiet End
“deduce,”
― A Quiet End
― A Quiet End
“I suppose you could say that the Russians had a big appetite for life, or you could say they were dissolute and decadent, which was the opposite side of the same ruble.”
― Radiant Angel
― Radiant Angel
“asked me,”
― A Quiet End
― A Quiet End
“experienced”
― Radiant Angel
― Radiant Angel
“A big Russian lady, who seemed to be the household cook, supervised the making of zakuski -- Russian hors d'oeuvres, which unfortunately didn't include pigs-in-a-blanket. What kind of party is this?”
― Radiant Angel
― Radiant Angel
“Use a gun that works every time. As George Washington said, ‘All skill is in vain when an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket.”
― Radiant Angel
― Radiant Angel
“This guy I know went into a sex shop and asked the proprietor for a blow-up sex doll.” “Is this a joke?” “So the proprietor asks, ‘You want a Christian doll, a Jewish doll, or a Muslim doll?’ And the guy says, ‘What difference does it make?’ And the proprietor says, ‘Well, the Muslim dolls blow themselves up.”
― Radiant Angel
― Radiant Angel