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174 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1971
My grandmother, in her own way, shines like a beacon down the stormy American past. She was a bootlegger in a little county up in the state of Washington. She was also a handsome woman, close to six feet tall who carried 190 pounds in the grand operatic manner of the early 1900s. And her specialty was bourbon, a little raw but a welcomed refreshment in those Volstead Act days.
She of course was no female Al Capone, but her bootlegging feats were the cornucopia of legend in her neck of the woods, as they say. She had the county in her pocket for years. The sheriff used to call her up every morning and give her the weather report and tell her how the chickens were laying.
There were children playing a game with bubbles at the place I had chosen to leave the park. They had a jar of magic bubble stuff and little rods with metal rings to cast the bubbles away with, to join them with the air.
Instead of leaving the park, I stood and watched the bubbles leave the park. They had a very high mortality pulse. I saw them again and again suddenly die above the sidewalk and the street: their rainbow profiles ceasing to exist.
I wondered what was happening and then looked closer to see that they were colliding with insects in the air. What a lovely idea! and then one of the bubbles was hit by the Number 30 Stockton bus.
Wham! like the collision between an inspired trumpet and a great concerto, and showed all those other bubbles how to go out in the grand style.
Like most Californians, I come from sompelace else and was gathered to the purpose of California like a metal-eating flower gathers the sunshine, the rain, and then to the freeway beckons its petals and lets the cars drive in, millions of cars into but a single flower, the scent choked with congestion and room for millions more.
REVENGE OF THE LAWN There was a pear tree in the front yard which was heavily eroded by the rain from years of not having any lawn.
1692 COTTON MATHER NEWSREEL I lifted up the garbage can lid to the next garbage can but there wasn’t any witch’s garbage in that can either.
THE GATHERING OF A CALIFORNIAN Like most Californians, I come from someplace else and was gathered to the purpose of California like a metal-eating flower gathers the sunshine, the rain, and then to the freeway beckons its petals, and lets the cars drive in, millions of cars into but a single flower, the scent choked with congestion and room for millions more.
A SHORT STORY ABOUT CONTEMPORARY LIFE IN CALIFORNIA I think the only way to start a story about contemporary life in California is to do it the way Jack London started The Sea Wolf.
PACIFIC RADIO FIRE As the radio gently burned away, the flames began to affect the songs that we were listening to.
THE LOST CHAPTERS OF TROUT FISHING IN AMERICA: “REMBRANDT CREEK” AND “CARTHAGE SINK” I’ve decided to return to the winter that I was twenty-six years old, living on Greenwich Street in San Francisco, married, had an infant daughter and wrote these two chapters toward a vision of America and then lost them.
THE WEATHER IN SAN FRANCISCO “No,” she said.” I don’t want any hamburger, and I don’t think it’s going to rain.”
COMPLICATED BANKING PROBLEMS Then she reaches into the folds of her coat and removes the shadow of a refrigerator filled with sour mild and year-old carrots.
THE SCARLATTI TILT “It’s very hard to live in a studio apartment in San Jose with a man who’s learning to play the violin.”
THE WILD BIRDS OF HEAVEN A clerk came over and sold the set to him by saying, “Hi, there.”
ERNEST HEMMINGWAY’S TYPIST You just hand her the copy and like a miracle you have attractive, correct spelling and punctuation that is so beautiful that it brings tears to your eyes and paragraphs that look like Greek temples and she even finishes sentences for you.
HOMAGE TO THE SAN FRANCISCO YMCA He decided to take the plumbing out of his house and completely replace it with poetry, and so he did.
THE PRETTY OFFICE There was not even a trace of them, and in their wake were six very pretty girls: blonds and brunettes and on and on and into the various pretty faces and bodies, into the exciting feminine of this and that, into form-fitting smart clothes.
A NEED FOR GARDENS . . . having been buried at least fifty times during the last two years, the lion had gotten used to being buried in the back yard.
THE OLD BUS Everyone else on the bus, about nineteen of them, were men and women in their sixties, seventies and eighties, and I only in my twenties.
THOREAU RUBBER BAND The coffee needs taking care of right now and that is what she is doing for the benefit of all the generations of coffee drinkers to come.