Foot In Mouth Quotes

“If talk is cheap, then being silent is expensive. And many people it seems, can't afford to buy into it.”
― Anthony Liccione

“Does giving your piece of mind, bring a peace of mind? Or is it better to be silent and let the war inside subside?”
― Anthony Liccione

“Then I guess the rest of my life will be resigned to doggy style sex." The words were out of my mouth before I could think about them. "I mean however long...when we're...that wasn't a fucking proposal."
"Okay."
"Don't smile that. Smugness doesn't become you."
"Okay."
"Scoot the fuck over. You're hogging the bed."

Austin and Peter. :')”
― Dani Alexander, Shattered Glass

“You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.”
― Dave Barry, Dave Barry Turns 50

“I'm a librarian in town,' she began.
'You sure about that?'
The words popped out before he could stop them.
Annabelle raised her eyebrows. 'Fairly. It's my job and so far no one has told me to go away when I show up for work.'
smooth, Stryker, he thought, very smooth.
'I was expecting someone wearing glasses. You know. Because librarians read a lot.'
The raised eyebrows turned into a frown. 'You need to get out of the barn more.”
― Susan Mallery, Summer Nights

“O yes youwl want to think on that you dont want your mouf to walk you where your feet dont want to go.”
― Russell Hoban, Riddley Walker

“There are some people that should stay quiet, because they understand. As there are those that should stay quiet, because they don't understand. Some things are better left unsaid or voiced.”
― Anthony Liccione

“Have you ever done something that you were really ashamed of? I mean somehing so bad you felt sick just thinking about it?'
'Everyone has. Why, what'd you do?'
'I didn't say goodbye to Mum.'
'That's not so bad.'
'Did you say goodbye to your mum before she left?' I'd never asked Martin about this before. I didn't want to hear the answer.
'She left before I had a chance.'
'Oh.'
'That's what I like about you, Faltrain.You always know just what to say.”
― Cath Crowley, The Life and Times of Gracie Faltrain

“I was just, uh...looking at your bush.”
― Cassie Mae, How to Seduce a Band Geek

“Coz," he said. "You really must learn to shut your mouth from time to time. You'll taste less shoe letter.”
― Jim Butcher, The Aeronaut's Windlass

“The words had somehow managed to bypass reason on the way out of his mouth”
― Julie Ann Long

“Merrick swilled down the rest of his ale. A strange heat traveled from his belly to loins to his head. ’Twas like his blood came alive.…

…Since Clio was the bride, they toasted her lips, and her hips. They drank to her eyes, and her thighs. Her luscious meal fare and her glorious hair. Her small nose and her bare toes.

But even Merrick was surprised when he himself stood and bellowed, “Here’s to Lady Clio with her mouth full of sass.” … He grinned, then raised his cup high. “And her small, tight ass.”
― Jill Barnett, Wonderful

“His caressing palm on her butt almost had her lulled into la-la land when he murmured, "You're mom's got a nice ass. ”Willow's eyes popped open. "Excuse me?" "What?" he defended. "You always like pillow talk after sex.”
― Linda Kage, The Right to Remain Mine

“The woman beside him was shivering, her arms clasped around herself, her knees drawn up. “Sorry,” he said. “The heater in the old whore takes a long time to warm up.” A second after he spoke, he remembered he was talking to a priest. “Oh, Jesus,” he said, caught himself, then blurted out, “Christ!” at his own stupidity before he could help it. He hung his head, laughing and groaning at the same time.

“You! Swearing in front of a priest!” She pointed her finger at his chest. “Drop and gimme twenty!” He stared at her, not sure he was hearing right. She smiled slowly, her eyes half-closing. “Gotcha.”
― Julia Spencer-Fleming, In the Bleak Midwinter

“You gonna be okay with that idiot car of yours? ...”

“I’ve got AAA. They’ll be here. Eventually.”
...
“Well, if they don’t show, give the station a call and I’ll drive over and jump you.” There was a sort of strangled non-noise. “Jump your car. Jump-start it. The cruisers have incredible batteries.”

She started laughing. “Is that a Freudian slip, or are you just happy to see me?”
― Julia Spencer-Fleming, Out of the Deep I Cry

“Maybe things should just stay the way they are."
I can tell he's trying to follow that unmappable logic, made all the more inscrutable by how dedicated I am to both my nonsense and how violently I just vomited it onto him.”
― Mackenzi Lee

“Yeah, I just said that. Welcome to my brain. You may want to buckle up.”
― Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing: The Best of Year One

“Fuck, fuck, what was I thinking? I might as well have just cut open my chest, pulled out my heart, and said, "Oh yeah, this kinda belongs to you.”
― Saxon James, System Overload