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Throne of Glass by Sarah J. Maas
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DNF @ 50%

This book was such a huge disappointment.

A young, notorious female assassin is thrust into a competition where she must fight for her freedom in exchange for service as the King's body guard? That sounds awesome, right? Too bad this book didn't deliver on that premise.

There's no way some badass assassin would have a giggly, carefree demeanor upon meeting Prince Dorian and Captain Chaol, these are both people she should loathe? This is not a girl who should notice how the sun shines in a boy's eyes or how cute he looks in his guard attire.

The author keeps harping on the idea that Celaena Sardothien is a top notch, tough as nails killer with little fear or inhibition, but hardly anything Celaena does actually reflects that.

She seems downright lighthearted to me. That's not to say an assassin can't be lighthearted to some degree, but I don't imagine a person who just spent a year in a slave camp where the typical survival rate is 2-3 months would possess this type of flippant, joking attitude.

I honestly did not care about any of the characters while I read this. I did not care who won the competition, and I did not care who won Celaena's heart. The author told me exactly how I should feel at every turn, but did little to SHOW me why I should feel that way.

I gave it a shot, but I'm not going to waste another 6 hours torturing myself with this audiobook.
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Reading Progress

November 10, 2015 – Started Reading
November 10, 2015 – Shelved as: to-read
November 10, 2015 – Shelved
November 10, 2015 –
23.0% "Uhm..."
November 12, 2015 –
40.0% "Does it get better...? Do characters start making sense? Do I stop wanting my eyes to melt while reading this...?"
November 12, 2015 – Shelved as: did-not-finish
November 12, 2015 – Shelved as: to-read
November 12, 2015 – Finished Reading

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message 1: by K (new) - rated it 3 stars

K This is the best thing I've read in weeks! You made my day, Mary!!


message 2: by Mary (new) - rated it 1 star

Mary I'm sorry it didn't get better for you, but spot on complaints! Celaena was never presented as a believable assassin.

Ever.


Aspen (Skeleton Leaf Reviews) I just started following your reviews because this perfectly describes how I felt about this book. I feel like the author did a poor job of showing the cold-hearted assassin side of Celaena even though she continually told us that is what she was. I loved the idea that an assassin could be both tough and girly, I just felt that is what we were told she was when really all she did was giggle, fall in love with boys, and talk about pretty dresses.


Mary ~Ravager of Tomes~ Kainat Ijaz wrote: "This is the best thing I've read in weeks! You made my day, Mary!!"

Lol!! Thank you girly ;D


Mary ~Ravager of Tomes~ Mary wrote: "I'm sorry it didn't get better for you, but spot on complaints! Celaena was never presented as a believable assassin.

Ever."


Thanks Mary!! Completely agree she may as well have not been an assassin at all.


Mary ~Ravager of Tomes~ Pen (The Late Reviewer) wrote: "I just started following your reviews because this perfectly describes how I felt about this book. I feel like the author did a poor job of showing the cold-hearted assassin side of Celaena even th..."

Same here! I was excited for a badass chick with some sass but Celaena wasn't really either. Like SJM just made her an assassin so her synopsis sounded interesting...


Mary ~Ravager of Tomes~ I know Chloe it's like we're in an endless sea of SJM lovers!! I didn't like Celaena either mainly because I was led to believe she is a badass when she isn't lol.


message 8: by Candace (new)

Candace Robinson Lol! I love these books, but I also love that review!!!


Mary ~Ravager of Tomes~ Hahaha thank you Candace! :)


message 10: by Anish (new) - added it

Anish Kohli 1st person I've met who's been disappointed by this series. I was beginning to think these books were flawless :P

Now I'm wondering if I should pick it up.


Mary ~Ravager of Tomes~ Lol pick'em up if you like disappointment :)


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The first book was actually horrid. I did a reread of the series in December and I had to force myself through the first book lolol


Mary ~Ravager of Tomes~ lol I unfortunately never made it past this one. I heard it gets better and then EoS is terrible, so I gave her other series a try and hated it too haha


message 14: by Sankara Jayanth (last edited Feb 17, 2017 05:38PM) (new)

Sankara Jayanth S ... aaand off it goes from my to-read list :D

I guess you might have already come across Assassin's Apprentice by Robin Hobb(Farseer trilogy), but I'd recommend it anyway because you said this book's premise is interesting. Assassin's apprentice has a similar starting setup with a kid and the king having an agreement, you should check it out. :) It's a character driven series. I recently read and loved it. Head ups though, the protagonist is a clumsy ass assassin(well, kind of) if there has ever been one. But his character is so well developed, it fits into the story perfectly. :) Also, there are a multitude of things apart from the assassin thing.


Mary ~Ravager of Tomes~ @Alissa hey I'm really glad that you could enjoy the series more than me! I usually don't like to judge a series this hard before even finishing one book but I was DROWNING in Celaena's characterization. I didn't stick around long enough for her to kick any ass haha. That's cool that you won the whole series in a contest!!


Mary ~Ravager of Tomes~ @Jayanth hahaha I don't think you're missing much by removing it, truly. There's a lot of hype for it but I just couldn't see why. & yes I have! I've got that series on my TBR! :)


Michelle This review is everything I thought about when reading this. To me, Celaena was a lot of talk and no show.


Mary ~Ravager of Tomes~ Lol same here Michelle!! I've heard that later Celaena has a multitude of men after her and I'm just not interested in going into Mary Sue land with her haha


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Holly I could not finish book 1 the first time I tried. Hated it. Then someone recommended I read the prequel novella. Helped a lot. Made me like Celaena so much more (I found her such a turn off). Still had trouble with book 1 and even book 2 but by book 3 I was hooked. I'm glad I gave them a second shot but there's surely something wrong when a book can't grab you after 400 some pages. I don't blame you at all for stopping with this one. I had a much easier time getting into her other series.


Mary ~Ravager of Tomes~ Gosh Holly there IS an issue if I'm not sucked in until book 3!! But I am glad that you were able to find enjoyment in this series where I could not. I gave her other series a try & while ACOTAR had potential, ACOMAF was the nail in my coffin for SJM books hahaha


message 21: by Bethany (new) - added it

Bethany Wagner I'm so glad I'm not the only one who doesn't like these books!


Mary ~Ravager of Tomes~ Haha same Bethany! We are so few and far between!!


message 23: by Angela (new)

Angela Auten Still refuse to pick up this book...mostly for not liking the author of it at all!!


Mary ~Ravager of Tomes~ lol I literally don't know a thing about SJM personally but her books and I don't mesh well


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Anish Kohli Mary ~Ravager of Tomes~ wrote: "Lol pick'em up if you like disappointment :)"
Guess i'll research a little more into it and then remove it from my TBR anyway..!! :P


Bhavik (Semi Hiatus) 100 % exactly!


Mary ~Ravager of Tomes~ Hahah I'm glad
You agree Bhavik!


Nafeeza Lol, there is a lot of telling rather than showing of Celaena's "badassery" in this book but I will say that it got so much better in book 2 and on if you wanted to give it a shot in the future. Also <3 me Chaol. Great review hun! :)


Mary ~Ravager of Tomes~ Hahaha Naffy the chances of me giving this series another shot is nonexistent but I am very happy to hear that it gets better for most people! :D thank you sweetness <3


Bhavik (Semi Hiatus) :)
Too many people making a ruckus of this.
I'm still giving a chance to her.


Stephanie She's not for everyone. But I have to agree with you on this book. I heard such great things about the series that I kept plugging through. I've heard people hate the audiobook. It is one of my favorite series of all times. I'm so glad I kept going. ♡


Mary ~Ravager of Tomes~ Awh Stephanie I'm glad that it got better for you! :) The audiobook was unbearable for me but I'm happy so many others get enjoyment from her books!


Zackary Ryan Cockrum I had a hard time with this at first too! As far as the characters go, for this book at least (I can only speak for thus far), but they don't get much better. She never really is a believable assassin. I picture her more as a girl with her feet propped up painting her nails. However, the story does develop if that makes sense. I look for the next ones to be much better books.


Mary ~Ravager of Tomes~ Logan I genuinely hope it does continue to get better for you! I don't think I'll be finding out though I've given her 3 chances and come away angry from it hahaha


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Jack Mary "Savager of Tomes" has struck again. Hot damn Mary, reading your reviews, especially for books you DIDN'T care for, always makes my day better!


Iryna *Book and Sword* I read a few reviews of this book, and I gotta say that the main character doesn't seem like a person I would want to read about. Great review! :)


Mary ~Ravager of Tomes~ Haha Jack!! I'm so glad my angry reviews provide a little sunshine in your life lol I do rather enjoy writing them. This one is pretty mild but I did write it quite a while ago haha!


Mary ~Ravager of Tomes~ Iryna I can't figure out how Celaena is supposed to be interesting but she and I definitely didn't click! Thank you so much! :D


Kaylin (The Re-Read Queen) Yes!! Thank you! I struggled through this and absolutely do not understand the hype. There was so much TALK about how fierce Celaena, but she never DID anything. It's not that she couldn't be feminine and still such a badass assassin, it's just that she DIDNT. They kept talking about how hardened and tough she was and most of what she did was giggle, dress up and play with a puppy.


Mary ~Ravager of Tomes~ Omg Kaylin yesssssss girl the hallelujah chorus is SOUNDING! You're 10000000% right <3


Kaylin (The Re-Read Queen) *high fives* Your review made me so happy because I wanted to love this so much and just didn't. It's great seeing someone else who had the same struggles!!


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I loooooooove you!!!!


Mary ~Ravager of Tomes~ *high fives* omg Same!! Everyone loves it so much and I just wanted to join in on the fun! For both of her series! But alas, it was not meant to be hahaha


Mary ~Ravager of Tomes~ Mila I love you too girllllllllll haha <3


message 45: by Adi (new) - rated it 2 stars

Adi Totally agree! exactly as I felt


Mary ~Ravager of Tomes~ Yes thank you Adi!! *claps*


jenn *mother of a dragon* ANOTHER ONE WE DON'T AGREE ON!? Lol. Love you tho!


Emilee The series gets way better with books 2 & 3 but I agree the first one wasn't so great! I struggled to finish it!


Mary ~Ravager of Tomes~ Jenn!! I haven't seen you around!! Did your move go ok? & lol we will always disagree about Maas I'm afraid but LOVES FOREVER *hugs* <3


Mary ~Ravager of Tomes~ Emilee if I didn't know that books 4 and 5 got iffy again (according to many anyway) then I would definitely give it a try but I think me and Maas just aren't meant to be hahaha


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