Chaos im Netz

[Vanellope glitches into the Disney Princesses' dressing room. When the girls see her, they defend themselves, including Mulan taking out her sword, Belle holding up her book, Ariel pointing her dinglehopper, Merida pointing her bow and arrow, Pocahontas holding up her cane, Rapunzel holding her frying pan, Elsa holding out her hands, Anna putting her fists up, Jasmine wielding the magic lamp, and Cinderella taking her glass slipper, breaking it and wielding it like a shiv]

Vanellope: Whoa, whoa, ladies, I can explain! See, um... I'm a princess, too!

Anna: Wait. What?

Vanellope: Yeah! Princess Vanellope von Schweetz of the, uh... Sugar Rush von Schweetzes? I'm sure you've heard of us. It'd be embarrassing for you if you haven't.

[laughs nervously]

Pocahontas: What kind of a princess are you?

Vanellope: What kind?

Rapunzel: Do you have magic hair?

Vanellope: No.

Elsa: Magic hands?

Vanellope: No.

Cinderella: Do animals talk to you?

Vanellope: No.

Snow White: Were you poisoned?

Vanellope: No!

Tiana, Aurora: Cursed?

Vanellope: No!

Rapunzel, Belle: Kidnapped or enslaved?

Vanellope: No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police?