You're All Gonna Die

Boy did I wanted to like this. Seeing Lorry Petty and Richard Tyson on the cover, got the nostalgia kicking in. I knew it was surely just click bait actors that have as little time as possible on the screen, but I still just wanted to enjoy it.

Anyway I honestly believe the title refers to the viewers, all of us, with no exception. Death by boredom, sudden loss of interest, too many times checking the run time and so on. Very little to say about it, the idea sure was interesting and only the first 5 minutes sort of look better.

After those 5 minutes, you'll see the editing, the effects, the kills, actors, dialogue, all is C class. No B movie here, its further down the well, a class that doesn't really need checking. Even for a indi project, it's still pretty bad.

Anyway, absolutely no reason to recommend it, I don't see how anyone can enjoy this and feel good about it. You've been warned.

Cheers!