- Edgar Wright: Are you brothers?
- Russell Mael: We are brothers.
- Edgar Wright: How did you first meet?
- Ron Mael: We are brothers.
- Edgar Wright: Frequently asked questions about Sparks. What are Sparks?
- Ron Mael: Sparks are a band.
- Edgar Wright: Are you a real band?
- Ron Mael: Next question.
- Edgar Wright: What do you think about me calling the documentary The Sparks Brothers?
- Russell Mael: [laughs] Uh... in lieu of anything better.
- Alex Kapranos: I always thought Spark were a British band.
- Paul Morley: They're the best British group ever to come out of America.
- [the members of Franz Ferdinand and Sparks are playing a game of Chinese Whispers as to what "FFS" stands for. Finally, Ron is the last to go...]
- Ron Mael: For Fuck's Sake!
- 'Weird Al' Yankovic: I thought they were one of the biggest bands in the world, because if you lived in LA in the early 80s, that was pretty much the impression you got.
- Edgar Wright: How many Sparks albums are there?
- Russell Mael: There are 25 Sparks albums.
- Edgar Wright: How many Sparks albums will there be?
- Russell Mael: With advances in medical technology, hopefully there will be two to three hundred more Sparks albums.
- Stephen Morris: In Joy Division, when we were doing Love Will Tear Us Apart, there were two records that we were listening to: One was Frank Sinatra's Greatest Hits, the other one was No. 1 In Heaven.