pocket.watch Ryan Toys Review Ultimate mishmash

It is the most annoying show ever, and is completely uneducational, teaching kids nothing apart from opening boxes. It is also just a very long commercial and it is very manipulative to its under-six-and-seven demographic, likely to turn your kids' brains to fairy floss if you let your kids watch it, so please don't show this to anyone of the age of 7 or under. That cartoony panda, Combo Panda (yes, that's the character's actual name, which is very uninspired and uncreative) is the most infuriating and annoying ear-piercing character I've ever heard, and he actually gives Breadwinners, Fred The Show, and The Annoying Orange a run for their money. Amazon have since removed it from Amazon Prime, so Hulu should also remove it (I was and is still upset that Hulu is now spreading YouTube's garbage). This show only encourages kids consumerism at such a young age, and also encourages eating junk food every day (which could in turn lead to unhealthy obesity) and can result in spoiled, unhappy children. The worst show ever made and should remain only on Youtube.

I'm sure the family is raking in ridiculous amounts of money on the back of this, but it is truly awful.

Ryan himself is slightly obnoxious and often on the verge of real brattiness, especially when he's playing with his father. Similarly, his mother is extremely irritating. The shrill way she pronounces her own child's name really annoys me for some reason.

The idea that this might be someone's favourite show is completely ludicrous. At best, people are able to endure it.

Each episode is really just a child being filmed as he plays with toys. That's it. He opens packages and looks at what they contain, sometimes he plays on his own, sometimes with his parents and sometimes his siblings are there.

It isn't really a show in the traditional sense and I really don't like it.