Vivacious Lady

Helen: You know, Peter and I are engaged to be married.

Francey: Oh, is that so?

Helen: Not that I think knowing that would make a big difference to you.

Francey: Well, no.

Helen: You see, Peter needs protection against a certain type of woman.

Francey: Oh, I could work on that.

Helen: Now, are you going to mind your own businesses, or must I really give you a piece of my mind?

Francey: Oh, I couldn't take the last piece.

[the female fisticuffs begin after this, with Helen slapping Francey]