Joe Pesci: Leo Getz

Lethal Weapon 2 - Brennpunkt L.A.

Leo Getz

[after receiving the wrong order at the drive-thru]
Leo Getz: They fuck you at the drive-thru, okay? They fuck you at the drive-thru! They know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got fucked! They know you're not gonna turn around and go back, they don't care. So who gets fucked? Ol' Leo Getz! Okay, sure! I don't give a fuck! I'm not eating this tuna, okay?
Roger Murtaugh, Martin Riggs: Shut up!

[after the envoys states that Murtaugh can't go to South Africa because he's black]
Roger Murtaugh: Of course I'm black. That's why I want to go to South Africa.
Roger Murtaugh: [louder and more militant] To join my oppressed brothers as they take up the struggle against this racist, fascist, White Minority Regime!
Leo Getz: Fascist White Regime!
Roger Murtaugh: One man, one vote!
Leo Getz: One man, one vote!
Roger Murtaugh: [Very loud] FREE SOUTH AFRICA you *dumb son of a bitch*!
Leo Getz: You *dumb son of a bitch*!
Consulate Envoy: Alright, I've had as much as I'm going to take! GET OUT!
[Security tries to remove Getz and Murtaugh, resuting in a full scale riot inside and outside the Consulate]

Martin Riggs: Police! Open up!
Leo Getz: How do I know it's the police?
Martin Riggs: After I shoot you through the door, you can examine the bullet. Open up!

[after falling into a hotel swimming pool]
Martin Riggs: Where were you man? You my partner or what? Why didn't you follow me down?
Leo Getz: Yeah, why didn't you follow him down?
Roger Murtaugh: Shut up! From seven floors up?

[Leo Getz explaining money laundering]
Leo Getz: Okay, okay, okay, okay, this is the best part okay? You make a tax deduction on interest payments you don't even make! Am I an innovator? Am I a genius?
Martin Riggs: You're a swindler!
Roger Murtaugh: Cheat!
Leo Getz: Everyone cheats a little bit... look at the Pentagon!

[At the South African Consulate]
Roger Murtaugh: How you doin'?
[his handshake is ignored by the Envoy]
Consulate Envoy: I think there must be some mistake.
Roger Murtaugh: Say what?
Consulate Envoy: Listen to your friend here, he knows what he's talking about. I don't think you want to go to South Africa.
Roger Murtaugh: Why not?
Consulate Envoy: Because you're black!
Leo Getz: [to Murtaugh] You are.
[to Envoy]
Leo Getz: He is.

[Martin Riggs and Leo Getz have fallen into a pool along with the assassin who tried to do Leo in. The assassin escapes. Riggs tries to swim out of the pool, but Leo latches on to him]
Leo Getz: [panicky] Don't leave me! Don't leave me! I'll drown!
Martin Riggs: Get off me! Get off of me! Would you get the hell off of me?
Leo Getz: [Leo blubbers pathetically]
Martin Riggs: [calmly] Okay, we are at the shallow end...
[caustically]
Martin Riggs: Now get the f*** off my back!