- Kid: [shouts] Look, Mommy! That guy's looking at pictures of almost naked men!
- [the whole store stares at Johnny]
- Johnny Bravo: This is a men's fitness magazine, I want to look *like* this, not at this... I've got nothin' to be ashamed of!
- [walks up to cashier ashamed, and drops change on the counter]
- Johnny Bravo: ... TV Guide.
- Johnny Bravo: I am investigating the disappearance of all the cats in the city... my living room is full of cats... that means...
- [pause]
- Johnny Bravo: I'm hungry!
- Johnny Bravo: You know, you'd think a person with that much hate in her heart wouldn't gravitate towards the service industry.
- Carl Chryniszzswics: [in car, pointing on map] Let's take this blue road.
- Johnny Bravo: That's a river.
- Carl Chryniszzswics: It'll be scenic.
- Additional Voices: Thanks for saving our neighborhood,Kung Foo Guy! But how did you know they were killer robots?
- Various characters: Robots...?
- Momma: Here's your money, Susie. Thanks to you, everything is back to normal.
- Mongo: Or is it?
- Johnny Bravo: Hello, 911 emergency. There's a handsome guy in my house. Hey, wait a second. Cancel that it's only me.