The Dicktator

If you were to read the description of this movie, you might actually want to see it, because of its surprisingly humorous plot-outline. Because of over-population, all males have been given a 2-year syrum that makes them sterile. Unfortunately... the syrum never wears off, and all the men are infertile!

But fear not! There are 5 losers who have not taken the syrum, for one reason or another, and stupid soft-core porn scenes follow.

Watch out for the Asian Dicktator scene, which involves two women, the fat dicktator himself, and his random shouts of (dis?)pleasure.

The one part that leaves you wondering is... "What the hell was the president?"

It sounds like it, doesn't it? I think I MAYBE cracked a half-smile once at something (not meant to be funny) but that's it. Despite Uschi's appearance avoid this. I really don't know who the demographic was for this unless it's 1970s boys looking for some kicks (which wouldn't have been allowed in theaters). You can do so much better. We all can.

It's not funny even though it painstakingly tries to be. It's not sexy and it doesn't seem to try at all. It's dreadfully dull. The other film on the DVD, DEEP JAWS, is bad, too (see the reviews) and the extras, although I LOVE trailers, are dull and uninteresting.

Please, do yourself a favor, we've seen the DVD double feature so you don't have to. Go for a walk, maybe get some ice cream. Remove that wall paper from the bathroom you've been talking about doing for the past 3 years. Bath the neighbor's pets. ANYTHING but watch this dreck.

Seriously, I really dig cheesy movies from the 60s and 70s but this one reeks.

In order to combat over-population, a serum is made to make men sterile for a few years, it works more potently than expected causing the population of guys to remain impotent for life. Now the government must find those precious few of the male species that still have some swimmers in their spunk in this early 70's skin flick. Jokes are made pertaining to the scandals of the time which cause to date this film a tad. But for the most part movie was... OK I'm not going to call it good as that's not the right word. The movie is not that awful. Beware it.s chock full of negative stereotypes. A PC film, this one definitely is not. Well at least it has more of a plot than "Deep Jaws" did. Plus ANY film with either Rene Bond or Uschi Digard is never a total loss and this one has BOTH.

Something Weird DVD Extras: 15 minute Gallery of Exploitation art with accompanying music; Trailers for "the All-American Girl", "Teaser", "the Damish Connection", "Terror at orgy Castle", & "Evil Come, Evil go"; and Theatrical trailers for this as well as "Deep Jaws (which is also on the same DVD)

Eye Candy: Pretty much every actress in this film shows everything My Grade: C+