Sorority House Vampires

SORORITY HOUSE VAMPIRES simply must be seen to be bereaved!

A demon lord from hell arrives on Earth in his UFO. He's here to take over our beloved planet by...

Oh, who cares?!

This "film" must have been made by drunken college guys who convinced their girlfriends to take their clothes off. This is your basic, made-in-the-backyard home movie, with loads of female topless-ness and little else.

If enormous breasts banging around are your only plot concern, then this is a masterpiece! Otherwise, you'll want to steer clear of this toilet raft full of cinematic cancer...

It has been my not so great pleasure to sit through some bad films, but Sorority House Vampires takes the cake. The dialogue is awful, the head vampire looks like Karen Carpenter at the end of her days, and at the end it breaks down into a musical. I have a personal vendetta against Executive Producer Raymond Honeycutt now for bringing this abortion of a movie back to life. Although it did have naked broads in it so it really wasn't that bad.

This movie surpasses Redneck zombies and Puma Man! I love "Le Bad Cinema" and this one the worst that I have had the pleasure of viewing. This movie joins the ranks of "Wade and Gordon Bumpter's Movie review" show with special guest Sinead O'Connor. It is to love.

The Plot had Less depth than a gold fish bow. A trained monkey could have more vision and art direction. Some one should stop this guy from making movies... This man has to be on the FBI's "priority watch" list(s)...the girls WERE hot though...

I got this movie as part of a 10 movie, $15 set called "Curse of the Dead". A company puts out these 10 and 20 packs of horror movies on DVD, and as a sucker for cheesy horror movies, I keep buying them. Most are actually Italian ones from the 70s (and some are okay), but there is an assortment of other movies. Like this.

It starts off with an attractive topless asian woman dancing for about 10 minutes, while the credits roll. From there, it gets much worse, and much less coherent.

Basically, there's this skanky vampire lady, and she turns all these other people, who don't really appear to be college students or even in their 20s (mid 30s, looks like) into some sort of zombie creatures. Then the zombie creatures attack the remaining few non-zombies. But there's no special effects or makeup or blood. It's almost like a LARP. Only dorkier.

When I was a kid, I made Godzilla movies using a toy godzilla, army men, and fireworks. That had higher production values and video quality than this movie. And better acting. (Less nudity, though).

I mean, it's really awful. It's not even amateurish.